First, let me say how sorry I am this is up so late! things have been CRAZY lately.

MAGNA....EP1.....EP2.....EP3...EP4....EP5......Total
Alex......11.......3.......2.....3......1.........20
Bren.......3.......6.......3.....6......8.........26
Erin.......3.......4.......2.....5......4.........18
Kendra.....1.......1.......0.....2......1..........5
Stephanie..5.......1.......5.....1......2.........14
Michael....1.......2.......6.....5......4(Fired)..18
Danny......8.......5......11(Fired).....24
Verna......3.......7.......0(Quit).....10
Todd.......5(Fired)........5
NETWORTH

Angie......3.......2.......1.....2.....4..........12
Audrey.....0.......3.......0.....4.....1...........8
Chris......2.......1.......2.....0.....1...........6
Craig......0.......1.......0.....0.....1...........2
John......10.......3.......1.....4.....7..........25
Tana.......4.......2.......1.....1....15..........23
Tara.......3.......3.......0.....0.....0...........6
Kristen....4.......2.......0.....3(Fired).9
Brian......5.......5(Fired)..............10

About Tana's confessionals... I kid you not. She had 15 confessionals. She brings overexposure to a new level. She is the anti-Craig and Kwame.

NETWORTH

Craig - He does Vee better than Vee. It's pretty sad when what we remember him for is his afro, wearing a tiara, and talking about toilets.

Angie - You are in trouble. Remember, you don't have immunity anymore. You would have been fired had Networth lost this task. Mostly because of John's commentary, the veiwers are starting to really dislike you.

Audrey - My gawd! What a pottymouth! Do ya kiss boys with that mouth? I think Trump sees her as disloyal and I found it odd that her only confessional this episode was about her being nice until you are disloyal to her. Ironic, maybe?

Chris - You found a nice way to use that big mouth. Also dissing Angie. Possible alliance between Tara, John and him?

John - Still the narrator for Networth. A lot of cattiness this episode. He does not like Angie and has no problem showing it. I am now certain that he will go right after Angie. That should be right after the reshuffle.

Tara - Quiet, but deadly. She will put the final nail in the coffin for Angie. Chris and John will be seen as catty or jealous, but Tara will be seen as wise and as the anti-Omarosa/Stacie J/Verna, aka sane, honest and stable.

Tana - Is the Heidi/Sandy of this season. The one time she will be PM she leads her team to victory, than will fail miserably as a follower. She will make the top 8. She will not make the final 4.

MAGNA

Alex - Is no longer a narrator, and really has not been since episode 3. Is seen as reasonable, and a follower. Agrees with the leader and has no sense of whether something is a good or bad idea.

Bren - I'm still getting over the cucumber, myself. He has been a very main character since episode 2. He is the narrator now, and is the cattiest of the bunch. His derogatory(sp?) remarks about Stephenie appall me. She is negative, but that is rude. Is being edited as the villian.

Erin - hilarious. She's the comic relief for this season full of people who need to lighten up. She gave us phrases such as "Michael-land", "chauvenist-a-go-go", and "MOMMY *WAHH, WAHH* MOOOOOOOMMEEEEYYYYY!!!!" She also pronounced lassez-fair wrong. Trump likes her. She will last long. Oh, yeah, and if Melania doesn't work out, look for The Donald's fourth wedding and simultaneous divorce to Erin.

Kendra - She is certainly making it to the final four. She speaks rarely, but when she opens her mouth, it doesn't sound completely retarded. It's odd that she only has about one confessional per episode.

Stephanie - She is being edited very annoying. Trump seems to like her, but he ripped Michael a new one when he was defending her. She is very negative, but she has a good reason to be negative. Bren is a crappy leader.

Fired - Michael - Thank Gawd! I mean, Massage-a-go-go? How pathetic! My theory is now back after the Kristen boot. Remember, there are exceptions to every rule.

If my theory holds up, Angie, John, Bren or Erin will be fired.

• RE: Ep 5 Confessional Analysis,smokedog, 07:09 PM, 02-21-05
  • RE: Ep 5 Confessional Analysis,BriarRosie, 06:20 PM, 02-22-05
    • Whoops,smokedog, 06:43 PM, 02-22-05
• RE: Ep 5 Confessional Analysis,Captain_Savem, 05:44 PM, 02-24-05

Thanks for the update!

Based on your theory, I would say John and Erin are safe for now (my gut feeling) and that either Angie or Bren would get canned.

OTOH, Trump usually fires the PM, and these 4 have been a PM already and likely won't get the chance to do so again for a while.

So based on my total speculative analysis

Craig - still way UTR; safe
Angie - past PM; safe
John - past PM; safe
Tara - exempt cuz she won last week
Tana - still way UTR; safe
Bren - past PM; safe
Erin - past PM; safe
Kendra - still way UTR; safe

leaving:
Audrey - may have had some foreshadowing re: disloyalty
Chris - if he gets mad, look out
Stephanie - Miss Negativity
Alex - not too much from him the past while

My gut feeling would be Magna losing again and Steph getting axed.

Reverse Tara and Tana and you're onto something.
Tana was Networth's PM last week. Tara saved Angie's posterior
by securing the casting director.

I'd say that Chris (Networth) and Stephanie (Magna) should
be worried.

Gee, these characters are really memorable, huh? Thanks for the correction!

LAST EDITED ON 02-24-05 AT 05:46 PM (EST)

Well, I can't say I didn't see Michael's exit coming, but according to my theory, it wasn't his time. Who knows what would've happened if Networth had lossed? But thems the breaks I guess. This week looks a bit easier...

The Apprentice - Fired
Week One ~ David {The Unimpressive White Guy}
Week Two ~ Jason {Lost Respect; Couldn't Control His Team}
Week Three ~ Sam {"Crazy One"}
Week Four ~ Bowie {"Lovable Loser", Naive, Worst of the rest}
Week Five ~ Kristi {Great "worker bee", Passive}
Week Six ~ Jessie {Quiet, passive, pushover}

The Apprentice 2 - Fired
Week One ~ Rob {The Unimpressive White Guy}
Week Two ~ "The Bradford" {Mouth wrote a check his ass couldn't cash}
Week Three ~ Stacie J. {"Crazy One"}
Week Four ~ Jenn. C. {Major Bitch, Naive, Not the worst of the rest, but close.}
Week Five ~ Pamela {Alpha female, Abrasive, Great leader not follower}
Week Six ~ John {Quiet, passive, pushover}

The Apprentice 3 - Fired
Week One ~ Todd {The Unimpressive White Guy}
Week Two ~ Brian {Lost Respect; Couldn't control his team; Mouth wrote a check his ass couldn't cash}
Week Three ~ Danny {"Crazy One"}
Week Four ~ Kristen {Major Bitch, Naive, Worst of the rest, or close.}
Week Five ~ Michael {Dead Weight, Cancer, Whiner}
Week Six ~ ????? {Quiet, passive, pushover}

As far as being quiet goes, it doesn't quieter than Craig and Kendra. But Kendra doesn't seem to be the passive or pushover type so I'm going to say it's not her. Going strictly by my theory, Craig is the next to go. That being said, I think we all know that if Stephanie gets called into the boardroom, it's all over but the cryin'. And Chris is a "sudden death" candidate as well.

So long Craig, I wish I could say it was nice to know you, but I can't.

PhoenixMons did this to me.