LAST EDITED ON 01-10-02 AT 11:27 PM (EST)

To be eligible, the contestant must have said the line during a show or series that aired at least one episode during the 2001 calendar year on either broadcast or cable US television.

Nominate lines (and the contestant who said them, and when they said the line) by replying below and putting the line in the subject. Feel free to give nomination reasons in the message body.

This is NOT a discussion thread (please see the other forum for that.)

• "Swing, You Fat Bastard, Swing!" -- Kevin, TAR,AyaK, 00:10 AM, 01-11-02
• "He is three days older than kerosene!" -- Drew, TAR,AyaK, 00:13 AM, 01-11-02
• It was like a conjugal visit - Colby/Survivor 2,shakes the clown, 01:11 AM, 01-11-02
  • Correction,AyaK, 03:14 PM, 01-11-02
• This could RIP two people apart -- mandy/ Temptation Island,shakes the clown, 01:12 AM, 01-11-02
• Uhm Billy, your life IS the show/ camera man on Temptation Island,shakes the clown, 01:47 AM, 01-11-02
• "I'm with a boy named Sue and a girl named Kaya" -- Jeff Varner/ Cannonball Run",AyaK, 01:50 AM, 01-11-02
• Good Riddance.../Michael -Love Cruise,true, 01:53 AM, 01-11-02
• I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hershey Bar--Colby, S2,AyaK, 02:15 AM, 01-11-02
• Puuleeeese - Linda Survivor Africa,idiotcowboy, 02:17 AM, 01-11-02
• I will always wave my finger in your face--Alicia, S2,AyaK, 02:18 AM, 01-11-02
• "He's a Jew, he can't eat the ham",bergdogg, 02:26 AM, 01-11-02
  • actually...,shakes the clown, 03:16 AM, 01-11-02
• If it's a mental challenge, we're screwed!--Tom, Survivor 3,AyaK, 02:34 AM, 01-11-02
• "If I had a gun I'd shoot ya" Tom/S3,borderlinebitch, 02:56 PM, 01-11-02
  • Actually,dabo, 01:02 AM, 01-17-02
    • Correct...,sleeeve, 03:22 AM, 01-17-02
• Nicole and i have one thing in common, we're both in love with me. Will Big brother 2,rwj3eb, 03:03 PM, 01-11-02
• It's Awwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn,true, 03:05 PM, 01-11-02
• Boy, my camping trip just went to hell. --Frank, S3,AyaK, 03:11 PM, 01-11-02
• Hi, gang. - Colby, S2,ronmimid, 03:14 PM, 01-11-02
• You hurt people........maliciously!/ Anthony to Michael on Love Cruise,shakes the clown, 03:32 PM, 01-11-02
• "I will not spell that man's name",BaquaR13, 08:13 PM, 01-11-02
• "There was a little fire in my wooly" - Jeff Varner S:TAO,Survivorerist, 08:20 PM, 01-11-02
• It ain't about trying, its about being white and jewish,shakes the clown, 10:32 PM, 01-11-02
• You can't miss that mouth--Kevin, TAR,AyaK, 10:41 PM, 01-11-02
• This is just like being down in Soho--Drew, TAR,AyaK, 10:45 PM, 01-11-02
• We hear Bert and Ernie at the entrance--Kevin, TAR,AyaK, 10:47 PM, 01-11-02
• I think my right testicle is rolling around in the streets of Beijing--Drew, TAR,AyaK, 10:50 PM, 01-11-02
• You cannot take a single thing that girl does seriously, unless she’s carrying a knife 'cause then you better believe you better take her seriously.--Michael, Love Cruise,AyaK, 11:00 PM, 01-11-02
• I hope the cameras can pick up the fear in his eyes,--Jeanette, Love Cruise,AyaK, 11:07 PM, 01-11-02
• "I'm sort of becoming the Chessmaster on this boat" - Michael (Love Cruise),Survivorerist, 00:33 AM, 01-12-02
• "There are a lot of things that allow me to be so judgemental" - Will (Big Brother),Lancerdude74, 01:24 AM, 01-12-02
• "Congratu-damn-lations" -Monica (BB2),Lancerdude74, 01:26 AM, 01-12-02
• We voted off all these beautiful, innocent women and left all the prostitutes.-Nikkole, TI2,AyaK, 02:41 AM, 01-12-02
• I'm going to take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass - Nick/S3,dangerkitty, 05:28 PM, 01-12-02
• Yes, I lied, but I lied to Jerri so that's alright - Colby/S2,dangerkitty, 05:30 PM, 01-12-02
• Jisela, get off the ho train!,Jonnycumlately, 01:02 AM, 01-13-02
• You wanna make me?!,Jonnycumlately, 01:05 AM, 01-13-02
• "I didn't come here to be pushed around by a bartender wannabe actress.",dabo, 01:24 AM, 01-13-02
• "I haven't seen so many angry white people since OJ was acquitted." ,Survivor Maniac, 08:42 AM, 01-13-02
• "You think you got here on integrity? Don't flatter yourself." ,Survivor Maniac, 08:48 AM, 01-13-02
• We've lost a 3rd grader/Liz S2,true, 07:52 PM, 01-13-02
• "big country ass",Naked, 04:38 AM, 01-14-02
• Kucha is kicking your ass!,Tinkerbell, 02:48 PM, 01-14-02
• "Ohhhhhhh my Gawd!" Jerri/Amber on several occasions - S:TAO,Survivorerist, 05:35 PM, 01-14-02
• from Dr. Will............,shakes the clown, 00:49 AM, 01-16-02
• more from Dr. Will....,shakes the clown, 00:52 AM, 01-16-02
• I have no use for excess baggage.,dabo, 01:02 AM, 01-16-02
• And I don't care if they heard me! - Tom/Survivor 3,realityluver, 09:39 AM, 01-16-02
• Tom's classic,Goober, 09:25 PM, 01-16-02
• "Pepsi Challenge",Scarberian, 12:35 PM, 01-17-02
• "BLEEEAUGGGHHH!!!" - Jeff Varner, S2,kuchakor, 06:14 PM, 01-17-02
• "What is this 'BRUNCH' that you speak of?" - Frank/S3,SurvivorBlows, 08:30 PM, 01-17-02
• I'm so dis-uh-pointed. Karyn, TAR,volmel, 10:17 PM, 01-17-02
• "These flies are like lobsters!" - Drew, TAR,Java, 10:39 PM, 01-17-02
• "I'll slit his throat!" Lex-S3,Survivor Maniac, 09:35 AM, 01-19-02
• "My gut tells me..." Lex-S3,Survivor Maniac, 09:38 AM, 01-19-02
• "Just die, Frank" -- Lindsey/S3,PepeLePew13, 03:18 PM, 01-19-02
  • "Damn you, Carl, for leaving me alone with these misfits" - Frank/S3,PepeLePew13, 03:22 PM, 01-19-02
• "Barbie went down in Africa" - Frank/S3,PepeLePew13, 03:46 PM, 01-19-02

(originally nominated by IceCat)

The real quote, according to a summary written by some guy called shakes the clown, is: "It was almost like a conjugal visit if you were a prisoner."

It still should be a finalist.

In response to Billy screaming at the cameraman to stop filming, "Stop filming, this isn't about the show, its about my life!"

(Nominated by shakes -- correcting typo.)

As Andrea departs the boat, Michael is shown hiding below, muttering (not so quietly) Good Riddance..

really set the tone of it all.

This famous quote was said by Tom

Though it sounds bad, Ethan himself said it was in good spirit and he didn't take in in a bad way.

Besides, wouldn't you be overjoyed if you had split a secret reward with someone who was Jewish and the reward turned out to be pancakes and ham. Half of the reward is automatically yours, not to mention the pancakes.

>Besides, wouldn't you be overjoyed if
>you had split a secret
>reward with someone who was
>Jewish and the reward turned
>out to be pancakes and
>ham. Half of the reward
>is automatically yours, not to
>mention the pancakes.

....actually, Jews can eat all the ham and pork they want. Only Jews that are kosher are restricted in what they can and can't eat. Most jews are NOT kosher so most jews can eat ham.

Sorry, just wanted to clear up an all too common misconception.

I believe that's how it went? it was funny that's for sure... I believe he said it to Brandon cause he was gay??

Tom said that to Clarence about eating the beans. If he said it to Brandon too then I missed it, but I remember it from the first episode "beangate" episode.

...it was never said to Brandon.

-

Monica/BB2

May not be the "best line" but it was momorable, and often used.

(about being paired up with Brandon in the RC)

Said to a gang of one - his sweet Mama

Elisabeth Filarski S2

n/t

LAST EDITED ON 01-11-02 AT 10:33 PM (EST)

"It ain't about trying, its about being white and jewish."

by me of course, to Jeanette in reference to my refusal to even try and learn how to Salsa.

Cmon people, I had a lot of great lines, don't make me nominate all of them myself. I'm starting to feel like the kid in high school who sends himself flowers so his classmates think he has a girlfriend....oh wait, I was that guy.

edited to include full text of line since it got cut out by the subject line police

LAST EDITED ON 01-11-02 AT 10:45 PM (EST)

(referring to Drew's bellowing, if incomprehensible, voice)

...and shakes, feel free to nominate all your own lines. Modesty does not become you.

Drew's assessment of Paris

(referring to Team Guido)

(about Toni)

There, shakes, does that make you feel better?

or it was something like that...

When Autumn asked him in the final interview what allowed him to be so judgemental of other people. Not sure if it's the exact quote, but it was damn funny...

When she voted for Will at the end...

LAST EDITED ON 01-12-02 AT 05:29 PM (EST)

I'm going to take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass.

Nick/S2

I will never forget that moment. I laughed so hard I didn't hear anything else for several lines.

dangerkitty
Goddess of Words

"Yes, I lied, but I lied to Jerri so that's alright." Colby/S2

dangerkitty
Goddess of Words

Coral said it to Jisela at the Hamptons when the latter was acting like a big skeezer.

Said by Toni to Jeanette. Obviously FOX thinks this is the best line, given how many times the hyped this in the commercials.

"I didn't come here to be pushed around by a bartender wannabe actress," or something close to that: Keith talking about Jerri, Survivor: Australia.

LAST EDITED ON 01-13-02 AT 09:19 AM (EST)

Clarence/Survivor 3.
I don't know if this counts, since it was on the Reunion Show. If not, please delete it.

Kelly to Mama Kim during S3 final tribal council.

Elizabeth commenting on the tribes weight loss.

Nominated by Idiotcowboy.

"Your big, country ass is climbing a tree out here in the middle of Africa."

Said by Clarence to Tom when Tom was trying to collect fruit.

Naked

LAST EDITED ON 01-14-02 AT 02:48 PM (EST)

Jeff Probst to Ogakor at Tribal Council their second (third?) time in a row.

I almost forgot about this one...

(talking about Krista and Monica)

"At that point I just walked away because it really doesn't behoove me in any way to talk to the two dumbest people I've ever met."

Not verbatem, but you get the point.

Once again, not verbatem....

"Right now I'm not only the biggest liar in this house, but I'm probably the biggest liar in the State of California. Actually, I'm probably the biggest liar in the entire United States."

Frank, Survivor: Africa.

When he said his speech about KimJ while voting for Ethan to win. I was laughing about him hushing her, and this final quote just topped it off for me.

LAST EDITED ON 01-17-02 AT 08:30 PM (EST)

"Wut eat ees iz jus Paranoia... aan' Worree-ation"
Tom's afterthoughts on Lex's outburst.

Note: only works to Tom's voice.

When date-less Andy equated The original Temptation Island to the Pepsi Challenge... What a jack @ss!

Made when he successfully got Tina to throw up the cow's stomach lining (trite?) in the gross fod IC.

"What is this 'BRUNCH' that you speak of?"

- Frank/S3

How many times did poor Lenny have to hear this.

...or maybe Kevin?

Referring to Tom, if he were to backstab Lex.

Of course, Lex's gut is not always right.

Can't forget this one...

"It's just funny seeing people that are matched up, everyone has a partner now and everyone's happy. And boy, my camping trip just went to hell."
Frank Garrison, Dec. 13/01

LAST EDITED ON 01-19-02 AT 03:24 PM (EST)

... or this line either.

"Damn you, Carl, for leaving me alone with these misfits" said by Frank in reference to Carl getting booted in the 3rd episode of S-3.

"It's just funny seeing people that are matched up, everyone has a partner now and everyone's happy. And boy, my camping trip just went to hell."
Frank Garrison, Dec. 13/01

Said after Lindsey went down with severe stomach cramps. This guy Frank is a real gold mine for quotes, isn't he?

"It's just funny seeing people that are matched up, everyone has a partner now and everyone's happy. And boy, my camping trip just went to hell."
Frank Garrison, Dec. 13/01