If Donald thinks he really has it tough now, wait until he dies and goes to heaven. The only difference here is that he won't be able to "take it with him"!

I could think of a few ways that Donald can make his life better. Sell most of his property and pay out all of his debts, especially the $2 billion he has with Atlantic City. If what Donald says is true, then he should have over $1 billion in cash to sock away in a CD. He would then be guaranteed $50,000,000 a year - for doing nothing at all! - Think about it!

But if Donald's real reason for saying life sucks is because he went all the way to California to hit on the Deal or No Deal models and struck out, then I can't help him there!