And with tonight's 10 p.m. premiere, VH1 reaches a new frontier in reality programming: the world's first black hole of attention. Of course, gravity wells aren't exactly known for their brains. 'I quit the Superstars in order to get less people watching me!' Flawless logic. Here's an even more well-reasoned argument: why are you going to watch this when you could be systematically sticking shards of glass under your eyelids instead? Don't you have any priorities?
-- actually, if you live in Buffalo, go ahead and watch. Consider this a sneak preview. And remember: he considers himself to be your teammate.
He's considered a lot of people to be his teammates.
You don't want to know what happened to the others.