And I want Megan to leave television forever. Neither of us is likely to get our wish.

Wikipedia has the cast photo and list of seventeen suckers who believe they can somehow get this woman to sign a pre-nup. (One of them -- Donald Farmer -- has his own page: low-key movie & television director/screenwriter.) Megan's quote on the lineup's potential winner: "He doesn't have to be rich; he has to be stable." And worth at least one million dollars just to apply.

Here's the group which proves money and common sense don't always go together.

*looks* Wow. Even for a dating show, that is way Caucasian... Doesn't seem to be the best (conventionally) looking group either, but A. we don't know Megan's physical type and B. net worth is so much more important. Judging by looks is shallow: judging by bank account is recession-proof.

As you might notice below, they're also skewing fairly old (as compared to Megan's own age), but that's okay: the sooner they die and leave her their fortune, the better.

Al 41
Alexander 32
Audi 35
Corey 31
David 41
Donald Farmer 50
Francisco 29
Garth 38
James 25
Joe 22
Matt Riviera 25
Mike 45
Sharay "Punisher" 35
Ryan 31
"Sex Toy Dave" 40
Shaun 30
TJ 38

I want her to lose. I'm hoping she gets her heart purse broken. But -- it's a no-win situation for the viewers. Should she find someone, this spoiled princess of the pointless may have everything she ever wanted forever, and the unjustness of the universe will continue apace.

And if she doesn't? Season #2.

Premiere is August 2nd. Make other plans now while there's still time.

Best hope: Brandi finally wakes up and gets away.

• RE: Megan Wants A Millionaire.,Snidget, 04:16 PM, 07-14-09
• VH1 Cast Bios,Snidget, 04:30 PM, 07-14-09
  • RE: VH1 Cast Bios,arkiegrl, 01:15 PM, 07-15-09
    • RE: VH1 Cast Bios,Snidget, 01:24 PM, 07-15-09
      • RE: VH1 Cast Bios,toddE, 10:42 PM, 07-15-09
        • RE: VH1 Cast Bios,weltek, 11:11 AM, 07-16-09
        • Minor flaw in the plan.,Estee, 01:42 PM, 07-16-09
          • RE: Minor flaw in the plan.,fedcamper, 04:46 AM, 07-22-09
            • RE: Minor flaw in the plan.,Estee, 06:42 AM, 07-22-09
              • RE: Minor flaw in the plan.,krismiss2us, 08:12 PM, 07-22-09
              • RE: Minor flaw in the plan.,fedcamper, 08:05 AM, 07-23-09
  • RE: VH1 Cast Bios,kidflash212, 10:20 AM, 07-10-16
• You think I'm making this up, don't you?,Estee, 10:14 AM, 08-01-09
• Premiere: a new personal record.,Estee, 08:32 AM, 08-03-09
  • Quite Liked It,toddE, 11:45 AM, 08-03-09
    • RE: Quite Liked It,Snidget, 12:15 PM, 08-03-09
• RE: Megan Wants A Millionaire.,arkiegrl, 02:16 PM, 08-10-09
  • Although I didn't see it..,foonermints, 02:33 PM, 08-10-09
  • RE: Megan Wants A Millionaire.,Estee, 03:08 PM, 08-10-09
    • RE: Megan Wants A Millionaire.,toddE, 03:51 PM, 08-10-09
      • RE: Megan Wants A Millionaire.,RonReports, 08:12 PM, 08-10-09
• Quality Casting,Snidget, 10:01 PM, 08-18-09
  • RE: Quality Casting,Estee, 07:50 AM, 08-19-09
    • RE: Quality Casting,Snidget, 08:00 AM, 08-19-09
• Fallout.,Estee, 06:16 PM, 08-19-09
  • RE: Fallout.,Snidget, 06:28 PM, 08-19-09
• Mexico?,Snidget, 08:14 PM, 08-19-09
  • RE: Mexico?,vince3, 02:54 PM, 08-21-09
• Things you'd think they check before the show,Snidget, 08:13 AM, 08-20-09
• Warrent issued,Snidget, 01:25 PM, 08-20-09
  • RE: Warrent issued,toddE, 03:30 PM, 08-20-09
    • Looks like he is in Canada,Snidget, 06:27 PM, 08-20-09
      • RE: Looks like he is in Canada,Snidget, 08:20 PM, 08-20-09
• We vett the constestants, really,Snidget, 09:21 AM, 08-21-09
• Jenkins found dead,PepeLePew13, 09:47 PM, 08-23-09
  • Found in a hotel room in Hope,IceCat, 10:16 PM, 08-23-09
    • RE: Found in a hotel room in Hope,sica077, 00:19 AM, 08-24-09

They wrestled her into a dress for the photo op. Will wonders never cease.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/megan_wants_a_millionaire/cast.jhtml

Donald-50
- Admits that he has a fetish for dark nail polish.
- Says he is currently dating 2 girls on a "non‐exclusive" basis.
- States that he has a habit for putting his girlfriend's in his movies.

David-41
- Describes his perfect day off as diving with whale sharks.

Ryan-31
- Says he has left many amazing women in his life primarily because he wanted more women.

Francisco-29
- Claims that he can get anyone to like him and that he can sell anything.

Alexander-32
- Says he likes girls who talk dirty and those who want to be dominated.

Audi-35
- Says he usually dates hot girls that enjoy partying all the time.
- Once dated a girl by the name of JETTA.

Sharay AKA Punisher-35
- Says he cheated on his ex in the garage while she was in the house.

Garth-38
- Says that what makes him a catch is that he's fun, always happy and can provide security.

So he's going to be one of the first ones out the door, right?

Dave AKA Sex Toy Dave-40
- Says he is the largest distributor of adult products online.

Joe-22
- Claims that he can talk anybody into doing anything, "no means yes".
- States that he has only had one serious relationship and it ended because she couldn't keep up with him and his partying.
- Says he is a "trust fund kid" worth approx. 3 million dollars.

Al-41
- Claims he pushed his ex‐girlfriend in the pool when he found out she was cheating.
- Claims that he once got arrested for destroying a parking meter after he got a ticket.

James-25
- Says that he chose to be a hairstylist because he likes to be creative, be his own boss and he can't handle a 9 to 5 job.

Matt-25
- Some of his sexual turn-ons are a sexy voice, someone who's confident yet shy and a business like woman - like Sarah Palin.
- Believes he'd be a great match for Megan because he's never done any drugs, or smoked a cigarette, he knows how to make a woman feel like a woman and loves wearing Bret Michael's cowboy hats.

Mike-45
- Says that he only dates playmates.
- Claims to be street savvy because of his Jersey mafia upbringing.

Corey-31
- Says he is a computer nerd, a ladies man, and a gentleman all wrapped up into one.
- Says he was a band geek, an athlete, and a ladies man in high school.

TJ-38
- Admits that he goes to weddings alone to find that right person.

Shawn-30
- Claims to have run out of quality girls to date out of Charlotte, NC.
- Says he thinks of himself as a "local celebrity".

Why do I hear the season two train coming down the tracks??

I will watch almost anything on TV, but there's just no way I can watch this one...

wimp.

I will totally check this out.

I drew the line at Real Chance of Love, but I dont like them or New York. I don't "Like" Megan exactly, but she is sometimes entertaining, so I won't commit to the whole season.

But I will check it out. The thing is with this level of show, is that there is no real motivation. Daisy of Love, Real Chance, New York.....they aren't over the hill celebs. They are wanna be's and wanna be's don't compete for other wanna be's.

But these "romance" shows provide casts for the I love Money shows, and those, I love.

Sigh. I agree. Something about her entertained me.

-A Tribetastic Creation

With TRGI excepted, you're not going to see a lot of multi-millionaires competing for $250,000 unless they're DAWing way beyond the usual limits. It doesn't mean we might not get a few if ILM3 comes down the pike -- it just lowers the odds.

Does anyone else think that Megan was offered this show as a settlement to make a lawsuit go away? She did file assault charges against Sharon Osborne and it wouldn't have taken Melvin Belli to win $$$ in a civil siut against her and VH1. Not only was the incident taped, it was televised. I think this is "hush money" - she was probably not the person they originally had in mind when they cooked up this show idea.

I think that incident was more than a little bit staged (although no one let Brandi C. in on the plan), so to that degree, this isn't compensation for anything except being a bad actress. This series could have easily worked with another VH1 alum or two, though -- Schatar would have signed up before the contract ink had a chance to dry.

She's a freakin' moron! She totally bashed ozzie to sharon's face on the last charm school reunion. She's lucky sharon didn't bash her face in!

LAST EDITED ON 07-23-09 AT 08:07 AM (EST)

AH, Schatar-
I'm embarrassed to say I'd forgotten about her! She would have been PERFECT- and so desreving of a millionaire with her classy self! (And Brandi C. might have been in on the plan but forgot before it actually went down.)

VH1 - whatever happened to VH1?

LAST EDITED ON 08-01-09 AT 10:15 AM (EST)

As with other 'romance' reality shows, Megan will present a token of her ongoing (financial) interest to the men who'll be continuing on to the next episode. This token is a credit card. In order to advance, the contestants must keep their accounts in good standing.

...ow...

Wikipedia posted net worths for the field: the range is from 1.1 million to 10. So no super-rich people here, but there's at least a degree of comfort zone.

Last night marked the first time a show ever made me nauseous during the opening credits.

Right. And that was well before Cecille showed up and did it all over again.

Which was before the crying fit.

And that came before the reveal which said challenge winners are rewarded with the chance to buy Megan expensive things.

Which...

...actually, at this point, I'm kind of curious as to whether this episode triggered the first-ever reality show Super Flush.

The inside of my mouth tastes like her personality.

This show went over well in my house. The casting is good: The millionaires are all off-beat and kooky in one way or another.

The show isn't trying to be serious (like the recent, dreadful RickiLake Charm School) and it was a lot of fun. Two thumbs up!

But who is Cecille? Was she on Rock of Love 2? I don't remember her, but only watched part of that season. (from about 8 left or so).

Wikipedia says...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megan_Wants_a_Millionaire

Looks like she was from the season of Beauty and the Geek that Megan was on.

I know I said I wasn't going to watch it, but I did. I've watched both episodes that have aired.

Was anyone else completely repulsed by the kiss between Megan and The Trust Fund Baby? Ugh. I just don't think the mouth should be opened that wide when you're still quite a few inches away from the person you're kissing. Yuck. Reminded me of something you would see in a SNL skit.

I believe it's quite appropriate in Vampire circles.

I think this show is going to become the darling of poison control centers everywhere. (Total emptying of your stomach's contents without using a pump in five minutes or your funeral expenses back.) Megan's controlling side came out to play in this one -- which was inevitable: it's the only side she has -- and seeing it was just as charming an experience as ever. Pass the sword, please: there are people in urgent need of falling on it, starting with the genius who approved this thing for airtime.

But I am sort of looking forward to the follow-up series about the life of the 'winner': Real Chance Of Suicide.

I am still loving this show. There are a lot of bodies just waiting for elimination, but:

This show is fun.
This show is entertaining.
Megan doesn't act like an idiot. A manipulative b, yes.
The show doesn't take itself too seriously, it isn't full of hate. It isn't quite as much fun as the first Flavor of Love, or the Rock of Love in general, but it is good. Better than Daisy of Love, RealChance, etc.

>I am still loving this show.
> There are a lot
>of bodies just waiting for
>elimination, but:
>
>This show is fun.
>This show is entertaining.
>Megan doesn't act like an idiot.
> A manipulative b, yes.
>
>The show doesn't take itself too
>seriously, it isn't full of
>hate.

I see it the same way as you described it. I like this show. Megan, not so much. The plumber who was tossed out looked a lot like the actor Michael Keaton to me. This is a good show for the Summer when there is less competition on the major networks.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/18/reality-star-on-the-run-in-model-murder/

and

http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/18/person-of-interest-in-model-murder-married-victim/

Spoiler in hidden text, and if you don't want to know, don't click the links.

Jenkins was a contestant on "Megan Wants a Millionaire." The star, Megan Hauserman, told TMZ Jenkins met Fiore at a strip club in Las Vegas where she worked as a dancer. Megan says Jenkins married Fiore two days later.

We're told Jenkins -- who was a finalist on the show -- went right to Vegas after getting booted from the show and met Fiore.

We spoke with Megan by phone, who told us Jenkins was smart, nice and she is shocked by the turn of events.