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"Apprentice Loathe List 5.3: Retreat, men! Retreat!"

Posted by Estee on 03-14-06 at 10:07 AM
Not that I think anyone else is going to join in at this point, but I am vaguely curious to see how long I can keep it going before i get bored. So, from least to most loathed...

1 (tie). Lee & Dan: 'But he's true to his religion -- and I honor him for that.'
3. Andrea: Nice save with the golf cart races, but you should have known shooting wouldn't be allowed in a public part. Pulled together a decent event, but that crying jag worries me a little. Donald likes to hire robots: witness Kelly. Oil leaks from the corners of the eyes are okay: tears are not.
4. Michael: Came up with 'Nature refined' -- and as slogans go, that one's strong enough to carry an entire ad campaign. Promised Donald he'd rebound, and my, did he ever. If his creativity keeps going at that level, everyone else is in trouble.
5. Bryce: Moved up a few ranks for saving Lenny from himself. Didn't reach the top because -- well, he saved Lenny. A little hard work and a lot of honesty gets you points around here, as does fighting for a team win no matter how badly you want someone to go hime, but -- he saved Lenny. Feh.
6. Roxanne: Nothing great this week, but did nothing that really detracted from a vaguely positive impression. There were just stronger performers.
7. Tarek: Gets a bump because he managed to successfully defend himself against Bill, Donald, and Theresa when all three seemed to be actively looking to get him fired -- for things that, in this instance, weren't his fault. You should go out on the week when you're the disaster, not because of distant echoes.
8. Leslie: *falls asleep*
9. Tammy: Under the radar again, but that probably means she'll start registering on sonar by the middle of the next task.
10. Allie: Y'know, if you really wanted Brent to be eaten by sharks that badly, you could have bled into the water a little while he was coming out of the cage. 'Oops! I went a little too far trimming my nails!' A true Apprentice learns to recognize the opportunities as they come.
11. Sean: You will screw up. Oh, yes. You will. You will do something that your accent can't cover for, and on that day, I'll be waiting...
12. Brent: 'You don't actually think you'll win, do you?'
13. Charmaine: Got the models wrong, got the comedian wrong, got on my nerves wrong, and made me have LCS flashbacks -- then dodged out of responsibility for any of it. Isn't this fun. Next week, Charmaine sets Trump Tower on fire by plugging her eyelash curler into the wrong outlet, but escapes any subsequent lawsuit by pointing out how good the heat treatment made her nails look.
14. Lenny: Shut. Up. Now. You're in the wrong. Accept it, get back to work, and move on. Better yet, how about doing some work? You know -- like arranging for a generator? And in case you haven't noticed, your management style seems to be 'Make everyone around me despise me, and then they'll channel that energy into working harder.' Donald's keeping you around to narrate. No other reason. Well, the ratings in Brighton Beach might be up slightly, but other than that...

Fired: Theresa: It's funny. Usually, a therapist gets $150 an hour for listening to other people talk.


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"RE: Apprentice Loathe List 5.3: Retreat, men! Retreat!"
Posted by buckeyegirl on 03-14-06 at 07:39 PM
Following Estee's lead, from least to most loathed:

1. Lee-This is the first young guy that I've actually liked. I liked how you stuck up for your beliefs.

2. Dan-Seems like a NG (Nice guy) someone who I'd hang with irl.

3.Sean-ok, it's really his accent I luv.

4. Roxanne-She hasn't been on enough for me to like or dislike.

5. Bryce-We actually got to see him this week. It took some guts to stand up to Lenny.

6. Michael-Nature refined? It's better then the bathrobe idea...

7. Lenny- I'm torning between enjoying his high handness to hating his high handness...

8. Tarek-In the first episode you would've been dead last. You did try to create a theme, but the therapist wouldn't let you...

9. Brent-See Lenny.

10. Charmine, Charmine, Charmine...Carolyn said it all when she said that you should've been in the boardroom. (but then we'd have to put up Theresa another week...)

11, 12, 13- Leslie, Tammy, Allie-Who the heck are you three? I believe one of you was Pm week one...

14. Andrea-Locking yourself in the bathroom because the guy you didn't like came back is so junior high...


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