The Cubs winning a World Series.A human footprint in Martian soil.
A Hantz wins Survivor after ninety hundred and forty-six attempts.
A Hantz is the Bachelor.
Sarah Palin says something intelligent (if only by accident).
Lowe's announces their purchase by the nation of Dubai.
Another successful ABC-orchestrated matchup leading to Tru Luv and all that comes with it --
-- okay, let's not be too hasty.
Next?
Where all the white women/men at? Monday nights.