Not only has he signed up for still another reality show, but it looks like they let him compose his very own biography page for the cast list.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/famous_food/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=14948

He must have written that on his own. No one else would have made it through alive.

Actual show discussion will be at http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID17/2200.shtml , but I thought the ego needed a carryover.

• RE: Jake, you little DAW you.,qwertypie, 02:09 PM, 07-09-11
  • RE: Jake, you little DAW you.,qwertypie, 02:10 PM, 07-09-11
    • RE: Jake, you little DAW you.,Estee, 05:44 PM, 07-09-11
• RE: Jake, you little DAW you.,vince3, 05:55 PM, 07-09-11
  • RE: Jake, you little DAW you.,Estee, 07:18 PM, 07-09-11
• Ye gawds.,Estee, 10:25 AM, 07-11-11

*will not click on Estee's lint. Will not click on Estee's link. Will not click on Estee's li-- CRAP!*

ARGGGH! It BURNS! IT BURNS! Where's the brain bleach?

(Seriously, you could have warned me about the picture)

Now imagine the same picture with chalk-white skin and green hair...

I had a dream where he'd already romanced and impregnated one of the cast females. And then I had a nightmare where he'd gotten all of them.

Well, whoever wrote it obviously didn't watch him on DWTS... They claim it's a CBS show...

Jake's anti-charisma is so potent, it makes series flee across networks to get away from him.

They are going to tear him ab from ab.

...as a matter of fact, there is no downside.