'I don't have to check for earlier flights!'
'I don't have to ask for directions!'
'This rabbit does so speak English! And I can keep him in my luggage for the rest of the course!'Has anyone ever survived that many travel mistakes on a single leg without having Phil hand them a gift NEL upon last-place arrival at the mat? If not for the half-perfect storm of incompetence that erupted around them, Marcus would have dragged his spouse to the depths of a personal 0-10.
The man obviously missed his calling. He would have made a world-class Globetrotter.