Don't ask don't tell. I can't really say how I got this list because the fuggin clown will kill me if he knew that I was releasing it. But, the way you guys and ho's just LOVED SV1 so much, I figured what the hell, i just had to tell you the news!

Alright, its so exciting that I'm gonna tell you anyway....so i was sitting in the office the other day waxing and polishing the clown's many awards that he won for SV1.....there was the Emmy, the Golden Globe, People's Choice, Heisman, you know, just about every award out there, since after all, that is what they do when you create and kind of produce the greatest and most appreciated internet show of all time, or at least since The Lofters.

So, anyway, i'm in the office and guess who comes strolling in??? None other than the Sultan of Sacrament, the Monster of Mass, that's right, the World's most famous Ex-Jew, Jesus friggen Christ himself! So, you know after bullsh!tting a little bit and catching up, he pulls, out of his robe, a parchment of paper more valuable than the Dead Sea Scrolls...the SV2 cast list!!!! So, after sufficiently bribing the savier with new faded stone washed blue jeans and Almond M&M's (the plain and peanut ones always fall through the holes in his hands), JC relented and let me see the list.

So, without further ado, here are the lucky sixteen, the ones to carry the mantle placed in their hands by such famous SV1 characters as Skierdude10, SurvivinDawg (who by the way absolutely adores Asians no matter what that fuggin clown says), Soop, and Dalton! So, here they are.......

Hawkeye
Samian
LisaPooh
Criminals
SherpaDave
BadAs
Lief
BluSavana
Rio&Roni (same person)
GG
Pendragon&Kismet ( oh wait sorry, they're on Temptation Island 2)
LadyT
AyaK
Jeff Varner (cause I'm convinced that he should be on EVERY reality show)
Tagnite
Not Sleeeve
Drive My Car

Congrats all who were selected, and to those who didn't quite make the cut (sorry Jizzy, I know how much you wanted it), don't worry cause before you know it the clown will be casting for SV3,and then 4 and 5 and so on and so on......

See ya on the sound stage!

ShakesVivor II: Its all in your head

• RE: Don't look if you don't want to know!!! SV2 Spoiler: Contestant list!!!!!,EBug, 10:03 AM, 08-30-01
• Level of interest,AyatollahKhomeini, 01:10 PM, 08-30-01
  • Ayak, please come down from the mountain cause you ain't the Dahli Lhama,not shakes, 04:40 PM, 08-30-01
    • Hmmmm,MakeItStop, 04:46 PM, 08-30-01
      • RE: Hmmmm,PepeLePew13, 05:02 PM, 08-30-01
        • RE: Hmmmm,MakeItStop, 02:12 PM, 08-31-01
    • Tha Dalai Lama speaks,AyatollahKhomeini, 05:46 PM, 08-30-01
• RE: Don't look if you don't want to know!!! SV2 Spoiler: Contestant list!!!!!,LadyT, 05:21 PM, 08-30-01
• RE: Don't look if you don't want to know!!! SV2 Spoiler: Contestant list!!!!!,Mon Cherie, 06:41 PM, 08-30-01
• RE: Don't look if you don't want to know!!! SV2 Spoiler: Contestant list!!!!!,samiam, 09:58 PM, 08-30-01
  • RE: Don't look if you don't want to know!!! SV2 Spoiler: Contestant list!!!!!,Drive My Car, 10:03 PM, 08-30-01

LOL!
Stupid Not Clown

Well, shakes, or not shakes as the case may be, I left this post on the board unlocked just so you could see the level of interest in your stunt among the members of the board. It took over 12 hours before you got the first reply.

A smart clown knows when he has pushed his audience too far.

>
>A smart clown knows when he
>has pushed his audience too
>far.

yeah, but a real clown doesn't care and just keeps going.

Oh, and thank you for the privilege of leaving this thresd unlocked, that was most gracious of you, kind of reminded me of that time in Schindler's List when Ralph Fiennes' character learned to pardon some of the jews for some of their smaller infractions. Very touching and oh so kind.

And one more thing.....your Indians suck and the Sox are gonna whip their collective ass next week.

Your humble servant,

Shakes (via Not Shakes)

I guess it's impossible for the clown to play nice.

You're just finding that out NOW, MakeItStop?

"Permit me to introduce myself. I am Pepe Le Pew, your lover."

I'm just hopeful, Pepe. I know that there has to be some good in there somewhere.

>Oh, and thank you for the privilege of leaving this thresd
>unlocked, that was most gracious of you, kind of reminded
>me of that time in Schindler's List when Ralph Fiennes'
>character learned to pardon some of the jews for some
>of their smaller infractions. Very touching and oh so kind.

You know, the truth is that I didn't like "Schindler's List" very much. I thought Spielberg wanted to see ephiphanies that didn't exist. I think the real story of Oskar Schindler is much more interesting, though I think Ralph Fiennes makes Amon Goeth into a more interesting character than the bloody gangster he really was. Spielberg (as well as Thomas Kenneally, who wrote the semi-history on which the movie was based) dumbed Schindler down into a soft-hearted character acting solely on emotion -- the kind he (Spielberg) understands -- instead of leaving him as the complex, dissipated, hero-only-in-the-right-circumstances character that he really was.

shakes, you have more in common with Oskar Schindler than you realize!

>And one more thing.....your Indians suck and the Sox are gonna
>whip their collective ass next week.

The Sox are hanging in there! Only 2 games down to the Twins, 7.5 to the Tribe. Do you wish now that you hadn't been so quick to give up on them? Patience is a virtue (well, maybe not on "Love Cruise", but in real life).

one word
What-evah

-----------------------
"So what are my chances
of honest advances
I'd say low
Better to win
by admitting my sin
than to lose with a halo"
-Evita

Ummm, I think it's all in YOUR head. So very sad.

Mon Cherie

Sarchasm:The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.

OK, I'm not trying to be picky, here, but M M M M M M! SamiaM, dammit! Iffen' you can't get my name right, I'm not even showing up.

is tired of being mistaken for a misspelled monkey

sami!!!!
Nice to see you!!
I didn't even realize the stupid not clown had mispelled your name. Doesn't matter though, we aren't gonna be on any chessy imatation of a reality show.

See you soon I hope