Dear Brooke & Claire,Every time someone signs in on this thread, that'll be what they're telling you to do.
Consider it as a race. And much like your current one, it's a race you can't possibly win.
Sincerely,
Estee & the undersigned.
P.S. Your attempts to sell yourselves as charming are just one more thing no one's ever going to buy when it's coming from you. Consider a career change. Professional screamers generally do well.