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"Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 09-27-10 at 05:03 AM
... I'm still struggling to find even one thing that is dumber than Vicki, especially after her "Stone Hedge" and "Country of London" bon mots.

A bag of hammers?

Miss South Carolina answering geography questions?

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"One word answer."
Posted by Max Headroom on 09-27-10 at 07:52 AM
Bolo.

"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by kidflash212 on 09-27-10 at 08:28 AM
The man who would date her?



"ding ding ding"
Posted by jbug on 09-27-10 at 09:12 AM
we have a winner already
"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by Belle Book on 10-11-10 at 08:46 PM
After last night's episode, I'd have to agree. But I could also suggest Nat & Kat's first taxi cab driver might've been dumber than Vicki.


"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by olathejoe on 11-22-10 at 05:28 PM
Not things, but teams, as in the 7 teams that have been elimintated ahead of this one. Of course that doesn't mean they are dumber than Nicki and Vicki, but still.

I wonder if she has self esteem issues (ya think?), I'm just wondering if she had them before she started dating this douchbag or after.

Nick: you are so stupid I can't believe it.
Vicki: wah! that's mean
Nick: I'm so sorry it won't happen again
Vicki: It's ok, I understand

(3 minutes later)

Nick: you are so stupid I can't believe it.
Vicki: wah! that's mean
Nick: I'm so sorry it won't happen again
Vicki: It's ok, I understand

Rinse and repeat.

Next weeks previews look like his true colors come out again. Pissed because she has asthma? Whattatool.

"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by Belle Book on 11-29-10 at 09:20 PM
LAST EDITED ON 12-05-10 AT 06:34 PM (EST)

And now we see that Nick is even dumber than Vicki! I mean, she wasn't willing to quit and take a penalty until he basically shut down! Idiot.

"Hey!"
Posted by Estee on 09-27-10 at 10:12 AM
What are you trying to do, start a battlement?

"RE: Hey!"
Posted by Starshine on 09-28-10 at 09:23 AM
I think that was my favourite bit of inanity.

How the peasants kept a straight face whilst they were being asked if they were battlements is beyond me.

Lovely cheese Mooney

Just another Sleeperbloke

Although the Watermelon was still my fave bit of the show. My life is based on schadenfreude

"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by zipperhead on 09-27-10 at 10:53 AM
With a rack like that, 50% of the population aren't listening to her, anyway.


Hey, I may have died too soon, but at least I lived dangerously!

"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by Estee on 09-27-10 at 11:05 AM
I am not welcoming her to The Last Openly Discriminated Against No-Repercussion Group In America. Not only does she fail to qualify, but anyone that ignorant absolutely deserves to be discriminated against.

The only difference: targeting the happily stupid does get backlash. (There's just so many of them.) Of course, first they have to figure out they've been targeted. That can take a while...

Your math is off.

"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by zipperhead on 09-27-10 at 01:46 PM
I figure that for every gay guy who would have no interest in her rack (and some still would) there would be a lesbian who would be checking out her tats and piercings.

No, no - I said "tats " and "piercings", not... you know what, nevermind.

"Tummy's Parrot"
Posted by foonermints on 09-27-10 at 03:04 PM
be meaner. My Quail be dumber.

"We Need a Ruling"
Posted by dabo on 09-27-10 at 03:23 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-27-10 AT 03:24 PM (EST)

I'm pretty sure any of these reality show peeps who claims it's all in the editing is dumber than Vicki, but is he/she dumber than a bag of hammers?

"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by kingfish on 09-27-10 at 03:29 PM
A pile of rocks.

Tho some might argue.

"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by jbug on 09-28-10 at 09:16 AM
good one Guppie!
"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by Belle Book on 09-27-10 at 04:58 PM
Miss South Carolina answering geography questions might be dumber than Vicki -- but not much.


"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by Karchita on 09-28-10 at 03:22 AM
On behalf of hammers everywhere, please stop insulting them.

As for Miss SC, well, you have a point.


Bouquet by c2p

"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by Colonel Zoidberg on 09-28-10 at 01:54 PM
Chad.

Stephanie: "This handkerchief smells so bad. Here, smell it."

Chad: **smells it**

"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 09-29-10 at 07:29 AM
I suppose that the Sarah Palin jokes were too obvious.

"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by Estee on 09-29-10 at 08:45 AM
ABC recut the thread to remove them.
"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by olathejoe on 09-29-10 at 12:44 PM
>ABC recut the thread to remove
>them.


??? I don't get it? The SP jokes? Can you really make a joke about a joke?


"Well..."
Posted by Karchita on 09-29-10 at 02:34 PM
I believe you are making a joke about a joke about a joke.

So anything is possible, but perhaps the returns diminish.


Hello olajoe! Have we met? Welcome to the boards!

"Found one."
Posted by Estee on 10-11-10 at 09:55 AM
Nick.

"RE: Found one."
Posted by ARnutz on 10-11-10 at 10:06 AM
*points to post #2*
"RE: Found one."
Posted by Estee on 10-11-10 at 10:14 AM
After last night, I thought it bore repeating.
"RE: Found one."
Posted by ARnutz on 10-11-10 at 10:15 AM
So true!
"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 10-25-10 at 10:13 AM
Well... we can say this: Fast forward signs aren't dumber than Vicki.
"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by Estee on 10-25-10 at 11:24 AM
Repeating what I said last night on the ECST:

The stupidity of Team Squick is starting to approach Dandrew levels. First they convince themselves that every other team is doing the Fast Forward, including those with a major lead on them. Somehow, this doesn't mean they won't be able to beat everyone to it -- so they go off to attempt it too. And then, upon seeing it's been taken, they have a debate on the meaning of 'taken'. Maybe it was stolen. Evil doctors! How dare they!

How do these two get dressed in the morning? Labels reading 'arm goes here' are no longer an option. 'Here?'

The most unbelievable part of the leg might have been their collectively memorizing a four-digit number.

"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by Seana on 10-25-10 at 12:39 PM
I think they may actually not understand the game rule that only one team can get the Fast Forward. That's how I interpreted what they were saying, anyway.



"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by Estee on 10-25-10 at 12:46 PM
'We all skip every task, tie for first, and Phil gives the whole group a vacation!'

'That's not fair to me!'

'Shut up, Chad!'

"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by kidflash212 on 10-25-10 at 12:49 PM
That was my take too - They thought every team could get a Fast Forward not just one team. Still stupid but I'm actually liking this team and don't want them to go just yet. Much more entertaining to watch them than jerks like Thomas and Chad.



Capn2patch put me in motion!

"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by samboohoo on 10-26-10 at 10:08 AM
They may have also thought that the task was taken, and the people were still doing it - maybe not having actually completed it yet? Not sure.

The sign read: "Fast Forward Taken." Perhaps it should have read, "Fast Forward Has Been Successfully Completed."

Watching it, I completely understood what it meant, but I can see a little what they could have been thinking.


Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie


"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by Belle Book on 10-25-10 at 06:29 PM
Tell me about it!


"Immortality, low-rent division."
Posted by Estee on 10-25-10 at 02:41 PM
Vicki is now listed on TVTropes. You probably won't be surprised by the category. Unless you happen to be Vicki.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityShowGenreBlindness

"RE: Immortality, low-rent division."
Posted by Belle Book on 10-25-10 at 06:43 PM
No, I'm not surprised. And I'm not Vicki.


"Repeating from the ECST"
Posted by Estee on 11-29-10 at 11:41 AM
The longer the race goes on, the more Vicki looks like Sarah Palin.

Nick is about three seconds from turning completely into Jonathan.

"RE: Repeating from the ECST"
Posted by olathejoe on 11-29-10 at 12:17 PM
Not really seeing the SP similarity. OTOH....I've never seen Vickie and SP in the same room together. Could it be Vicki = SP? Those tat's and peirceings are all fake? Nah, couldn't be. Vicki has proven to be way smarter than SP.
"RE: Repeating from the ECST"
Posted by Estee on 11-29-10 at 12:24 PM
It's the shape of her face and the way she kept her hair on the last leg. It mostly comes out when she's wearing her glasses.
"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 12-05-10 at 08:36 AM
Stephanie --- She was dumb enough to actually marry Chad.

"RE: Things dumber than Vicki"
Posted by qwertypie on 12-06-10 at 10:01 AM
And reproduce with it *SHUDDER*. There goes my hope he wins the Darwin award in a most spectacular and satisfying manner.
"The interview."
Posted by Estee on 12-08-10 at 09:22 AM
'People who exist in reality love Nick! It's only the ones Nick's never met who hate Nick! And since Nick hasn't met them, they don't exist!'

http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/exclusive-nick-decarlo-and-vicki-casciola-talk-the-amazing-race-11787.php

To lightly paraphrase David Flemming, who helped him log on?

Once again disproving the power of collective prayer: they're still together.