Why is CBS punishing the loyal fans of The Amazing Race like this? How many times will the show be delayed due to sprots? I don't know, CBS. We're forced to watch Andy Rooney while we wait-don't you think we deserve better?
I'm a little tired of this shabby treatment. At this point (all those emmys, baby! Where would you be without us?) we should be upgraded to business class. Instead we're stuck on the sardine packed train in India full of gropers.
Thanks for listening to us request a move from Sunday season after season and taking it to heart. Really. Thanks for nothing.
*stomps off in a huff*
And fer heck sake bring back the turtleneck!