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"Small blessings."
Posted by Estee on 03-16-09 at 10:37 AM
Let us now pause and reflect on some of the past Racers who did not do that Roadblock.

Lance
Gus
Marshall
Gus again (The image of him running through Siberia in a thong was so horrible, I had to count it twice.)

Add your own. If you can stand it.

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"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by vince3 on 03-16-09 at 10:46 AM
BlueHair
MaryAdam
Either Fester
Either Guido
Romber
Either BFG
Either Hippie
"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by Estee on 03-16-09 at 11:21 AM
Apparently this took two posts to turn into the 'RTVW Denizens Who Will Want To Murder You' thread, 'cause I know Nailbone will never forgive you for the Amber implication.

MaryAdam (or as I still call him, Heckboy) didn't have a bad build: it would be listening to him whine about the experience which would kill. The Guidos weren't in the worst shape, and I would have gleefully watched Kevin & Drew do this just to get the commentary.

Watching Bluehair suffer is never a bad thing.

"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by nailbone on 03-18-09 at 02:21 PM
Romber

*BOGGLE* Surely you jest!! Seeing Amber running around ANYWHERE in her undies is alone worth the price of admission!



"Why go halfway bad when you can go all-the-way crazy?" - RNO


"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by ARnutz on 03-16-09 at 11:12 AM
LAST EDITED ON 03-16-09 AT 11:14 AM (EST)

DanDrew
Anita/Arthur
Linda/Steve
Kynt/Vyxsin
Ronald
Kate/Pat
Any of the Weavers
Chip
Joe/Bill
Charla
Lyn/Karlyn
Marshall/Lance
David/Mary

...and the list goes on!

"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by Estee on 03-16-09 at 11:18 AM
I think you would get a lot of arguments on Vyxsin, a few on Charla, and HD very sincerely attempting to kill you after what you just said about Chip.
"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by ARnutz on 03-16-09 at 11:21 AM
Not that Chip! LOL! The Chip from Chip and Kim! You know, the one who did all the roadblocks and spawned the LAKR (lazy azz Kim rule)
"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by Scuba Steve on 03-16-09 at 11:27 AM
Any older couple that has ever run the race.


"The Glamazons"
Posted by Estee on 03-16-09 at 11:40 AM
*shivers*

The screaming...

"RE: The Glamazons"
Posted by Starshine on 03-16-09 at 03:29 PM

*Shudder* I really do not want to fall asleep just in case I dream of that

"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by Max Headroom on 03-16-09 at 11:41 AM
Dustin
Kandice
Amber
Cara
Jaime
Amanda
Kris (the female one, of the Kris/Jon variety)
Christie (non-flight attendant, of the Colin/Christie variety)
Any of the Bransen sisters

Oh, wait. You wanted a list of people I didn't want to see. Sorry.

"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by ARnutz on 03-16-09 at 12:18 PM
*giggles*

I was just going to post an "on The Other hand" response!

Let's also add:
HD's Chip
Preston
Kris (of Amanda/Kris)
Jon (of Kris/Jon)
Uchenna
Dallas
Derek & Drew
Jon Vito

"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by kidflash212 on 03-16-09 at 12:23 PM
I would add Aaron to that list - He was looking pretty good in a speedo on that one leg.
"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by ARnutz on 03-16-09 at 01:14 PM
Yes!

For non-racers I would add Tyson Beckford and LLCoolJ!

"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by Estee on 03-23-09 at 01:16 PM
Are you confusing him with Sarah?
"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by Starshine on 03-16-09 at 03:28 PM
I was going to ask which Amanda, then I decided either would be good

Although I think Amanda from series 4 was the cutest contestant ever And holds the record for the person who has sworn most in TAR! The bleep man should be grateful she only lasted two episodes!


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"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by Max Headroom on 03-16-09 at 03:30 PM
I meant this one:

But Amanda from season 4 is ok too, though everyone within a 2-mile radius would need earplugs. Even being from South Dakota, she'd still be cold, and we'd all hear about it in her "colorful" language.

"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by newsomewayne on 03-16-09 at 12:15 PM
This one has to top the list.

Terri or Ian and their paper underwear.

It was the first thing I thought of when they explained the roadblock.


Fear the reaper.
"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." - Margaret Thatcher

"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by jbug on 03-16-09 at 12:25 PM
Wayne wins.
"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by Seana on 03-16-09 at 01:10 PM
OK, I've never seen that season of TAR. What's with the paper underwear?


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"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by J Slice on 03-16-09 at 01:50 PM
Exactly how it sounds.

They wore disposable paper underpants. Like thin Depends.


My eyes, oh god, my eyes.

"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by Seana on 03-16-09 at 04:46 PM
What, like just for regular use? That's what they wore? It wasn't for a task or anything? Was there a reason for that?

Gosh. Were they going to pee themselves regularly and that seemed like a good idea? Didn't want to have to do laundry? What happened in the episode where that piece of information was revealed?

Wow. Just wow.

"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by Starshine on 03-16-09 at 05:01 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-16-09 AT 05:03 PM (EST)

They started walking in to a pool of water in a zoo, and my eyes switched off for their own protection.

Although I also remember them running down a road in Switzerland with Teri yelling "Stop my pants are falling down" and Iain replying (in that charming manner he had) "This is more important than your pants falling down"

Tbh I am not sure if there was any member of the viewing public who agreed with that

"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-18-09 at 08:58 PM
Yeah, apparently Teri ran out of clean underwear and she decided she'd rather wear paper underwear than to wear the same one more than a day or two.

There was a detour (Wet or Dry) in Singapore that required each of the teams doing the Wet one to change into swimwear and swim through a manatee pool to get a clue -- there was a memorable exchange where Ian said, "She stripped right down to her sports bra and her disposable underwear, and I couldn't believe she was doing all that!"

Actually, I'm mildy surprised the Singaporean authorities didn't throw Teri into jail just for stripping down on a street the way she did as Singapore is known for being ultra-strict.

"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by Colonel Zoidberg on 03-17-09 at 09:48 PM
By the same token...

The Guidos and their alleged thongs.

"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by kidflash212 on 03-16-09 at 12:27 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-17-09 AT 01:23 AM (EST)

Meredith or Gretchen (blechh)

Lyn (Alex might have been OK)

The Air Traffic Controllers

Ari or Joe (otherwise known as the two Jews from Brooklyn)

Linda or Steve (we all lucked out they didn't survive to this leg)

And as much as I wanted them to win their season, it would not have been a pleasant sight to see either Bowling Mom attempt this Roadblock.

"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by Max Headroom on 03-16-09 at 03:26 PM
You forgot the Kentucky Rednecks, David and Mary.

*gouges eyes out at that visual image*

"RE: Small blessings."
Posted by ARnutz on 03-16-09 at 05:52 PM
*points up to post #2*

Yup. They are there.

*shudders at the thought*