sorry if these aren't the actual lines, but you get the idea

Kip: who did this? Someone has implicated themselves....I'll pull all your pants down right now!!!

Matt: (right after the Mollys boyfriend incident)This place is starting to drive me bleeping crazy

Hutch: FYI....last night, I pissed in the whirlpool

Ralph: someone will be leaving tonight and return to their sad existence working for the man

Matt: I dont think it will affect your career........but I'm from Pittsburgh

actually....anything Hutch said had me laughing each week