LAST EDITED ON 11-10-08 AT 01:40 AM (EST)

OK, here comes the first team... What am I missing? Oh, the Greeter! Greeter! I'm sure the lawn is fine. Would you please? Thanks so much.

Welcome to Isa Khan's Tomb. How appropriate that we would end this leg at the final resting place of so many souls, considering how dead this season is. Honestly, would you people please become more interesting?

Nick and Starr, first again, blah blah. "Little white lies" aren't really that. I admit I was surprised to find you'd actually shared info with Toni and Dallas. Sewing Machine Guy had me going there, thinking you two had held out on them. It's the kind of thing you'd do.

Toni and Dallas, my gawd, you're boring! I don't care how proud you are of Dallas! Would you please just squabble or...or... I don't know, something!

Terence and Sarah: this is more like it, a pitiful team that doesn't see how pitiful they are. "Newly dating" couples don't yell "I love you!" That's something needy people force their partners to say right off. Terence, I have a way to get water up your nose. Come on over here. Won't hurt a bit, I promise.

Ken and Tina, well done! You didn't just survive the leg, you made it with room to spare. 4th place isn't too shabby.

Andrew and Dan, I guess we'll have to get rid of you next leg. How long can you continue squeaking into second-last place?

Kelly and Christy, it's time to put you out of your misery. I have no idea how you've hung on this long. I think you both need to sign up for remedial reading courses as soon as possible. This leg was just awful. You didn't read the clue at the Detour or the Roadblock and your behaviour was dreadful: dissing India and its festivals was bad enough, but discussing which of the frat boys you'd make out with? Ugh. You may have been unaware of this, but karma was invented in India. Bye now.

Phil's sig courtesy of agman

Please keep the game in the game thread.

Come play! Nick is still available, or you could post as a reveller or the Sewing Machine Guy. Be creative!