Okay... so... there's a muslim, a catholic and a mule that walk into a bar... A bar owned by an agnostic ape...And suddenly, the Lodge suffers the worst of indignities!
A fully no-show entry!!
Record-Breaking!!!
Not only disappointing in the aspect of No-Show (and not just because nary a ball-slip to be seen) but an actual Non-Entry for the premier-est of premiers. The 34th premiere. The 500th episode.
Are there NO losers left within this small realityTVworld?
If there are, and so far it seems just myself, a chimp and an energetic-floral-female are "somewhat" involved, I hope to attract them.
If for no other reason than that the keg is virtually untapped, the panties still at waist height and the debauchery at Grade 4 level.
What's a little clay guy s'posed to do?
Dangle MORE "fruits"?
Toss around some MORE boobies?
Well???
Okay, phine.
I'll just go it alone.
For a second week.
But if by week3, and still no loser-entrants, than I shall call it.
Until then...
Reminder to go back and see the brief history of LL and pick up a few souvenirs, THEN go back again and give me, via private message, your answers to the LLPSQ&A, then participate in the 2nd Hut-Cam entry...below.
HutCam Entry #2
1. Loser Manna: Name 1 Survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (10 points)
2. Big Mouth: Name 1 Survivor who will read aloud treemail or some other game message. (10 points)
3. Grabby-Pants: Name 1 Survivor who will grab the Immunity Diving Mask from JP's hot little hands. (10 points)
4. Swing Voter: Name 1 Survivor who will be the last to vote at Tribal Council. (10 points)
5. Warning Shootee: Name 1 Survivor who will receive votes at Tribal Council but NOT get voted out. (10 points)