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"Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by Seana on 09-29-08 at 01:59 AM
LAST EDITED ON 09-30-08 AT 04:43 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 09-29-08 AT 08:11 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 09-29-08 AT 09:51 AM (EST)

Welcome to Forte São Marcelo! Hey Native Greeter, could you juggle some melons? Thanks.

Racers, I shouldn't have to keep telling people this, but here it is again: Brazillians speak Portuguese. I realise that this is the only Portuguese-speaking country in a continent full of Spanish-speaking countries, but for crying out loud! Do you watch this show? Have you learned nothing in 12 previous seasons?

Also, you may have noticed at the church that we are still employing The Travelling Cluebox, which will hide periodically in plain view. So keep a sharp eye out.

Nick and Starr! You're the first team to arrive. You win a trip for two from foonergnome. Or possibly Travelocity, who is our sponsor, in case you were somehow unaware of that. Hey! Did you know that Terence and Sarah hate you because you didn't listen to them about that cab? Well, now you do.

Ken and Tina: Now, did Ken cheat on Tina? I'm sure that was mentioned briefly, though not repeatedly. Over and over. Tina appears to be getting you back by nagging, Ken.

Terence and Sarah: Terence, I thought you were a runner. I find it hilarious that you asked Sarah to slow down because she kept lapping you. Maybe you're just not a very good runner? Also? Way to whine, pal. Can't wait to see you at a food challenge.

Kelly and Christie: So we labelled you guys "Divorcees". It was more fun than "Friends" or even "Best Friends". Hope that's OK with you.

Toni and Dallas, Starr is a brazen hussy. Be very careful.

Andrew and Dan, not too impressive a start, but at least you weren't last.

Aja and Ty: this is karma getting you back for using the carpool lane in LA. For shame.

Anthony and Stephanie, I get the feeling that Stephanie is focussed more on marriage than Racing. I could be wrong...

Marisa and Brooke, perhaps as the Race progresses, you'll have the opportunity to use your looks to your advantage or whatever.

Anita and Arthur, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you you been eliminated from the Race. I guess that means Viper will have to tag along with someone else now. Well, that's OK, you can go back to your calm bees after a lovely long stay in Sequesterville. Enjoy those margaritas!


~ Phil
The host with the most golf equipment.

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We have had a subsititution of siggie makers. Please put your hands together and show some lvoe for agman! He's been working hard to provide sigs for our little game here. I, for one, am extremely grateful. Thank-you agman!

In other administrative news, please keep the game in the game thread. Bebo is watching and she will virtually kick your virtual butt if you wander around the other threads and/or forums posting as your character.

Characters are still available! Terence, Anthony & Stephanie, Aja & Ty, Bill, Andrew & Dan, Dallas, Nick and Christie are up for grabs. Come play!

Don't want to make a commitment? Post as Indio or a drummer or Terence's hairdo! How about the cabbie who stared stupidly at the camera?

shilifell and Haunted One! Please feel free to choose another character since Anita and Arthur are gone.

And finally, please post using your character's name and a suggestion for a tag line, if you have one. (See my "~Phil", above.) Agman will be along shortly. I will post a sig tutorial as a reply to this post.

ETF spelling. Thanks, df!

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Messages in this discussion
"How to Get Your Sig Pic"
Posted by Seana on 09-29-08 at 02:07 AM
When your sig pic becomes available, that is.

1. Click on "Reply with Quote" in the comment box containing your sig pic.
2. Select and copy the URL you wish to use. The URL will begin with "http:"; and end with ".jpg"
3. Paste it into your posting.

It would be a good idea to paste the URL into a Word file (or somewhere handy) or into your User Profile for this site. (Click on Conferences, then up at the top, where it says "User" and select "Modify Account Profile and Set Options")

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by dragonflies on 09-29-08 at 09:30 AM
Wait! I can't say anything, cause I might pee my pants!

~Marisa~

"Don't do that!!!"
Posted by agman on 09-29-08 at 06:43 PM

"RE: Don't do that!!!"
Posted by samboohoo on 09-29-08 at 08:25 PM
*oogle*


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by warp_core breach on 09-29-08 at 10:43 AM
LAST EDITED ON 09-29-08 AT 11:00 AM (EST)

Dallas!? Dallas!? Where are you, Dear? We're in this race to spend some much needed time together since you left me and all. Who's that you're talking to? Be careful, Dear, you might catch something.

- Toni

(Possible siggie quote: "Here's a sweater, Dear & get away from that hussy!") Something like that. If it's too long, please feel free to edit. Thanks agman!


"what hussy? delivery"
Posted by agman on 09-29-08 at 06:51 PM

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by Max Headroom on 09-29-08 at 01:00 PM
Woo hoo! What a rush this race is! Is anybody gonna catch up to us? Well, maybe Mom & Dad, if we let 'em. Watch out, world, here we come.

*smiles at Dallas*

~Starr

Suggested siggie tagline: "He's my brother, not my boyfriend!"

"Starr"
Posted by agman on 09-29-08 at 06:47 PM

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by warp_core breach on 09-30-08 at 00:32 AM
I know all about girls like you! You keep away from my boy!

>

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by Max Headroom on 09-30-08 at 08:00 AM
That Dallas sure is cute, but I hope he isn't a momma's boy. The world has too many of them already.

"first two siggies"
Posted by agman on 09-29-08 at 03:18 PM

Almost all the rest have been made, but I haven't had a chance to put the taglines on them. I also have to delete two of them because Arthur and Partner were eliminated so I have to make new ones.

"Whoop whoop!"
Posted by Molaholic on 09-29-08 at 03:49 PM
Now I'm legit!


~pithy siggie comment pending~

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by Starshine on 09-29-08 at 03:31 PM
Wait! There's no button to press? Maybe this isn't America"

J Slice what a cool lady

"DELIVERY"
Posted by agman on 09-29-08 at 06:59 PM

"RE: DELIVERY"
Posted by samboohoo on 09-29-08 at 08:25 PM
*drool*


"RE: DELIVERY"
Posted by Starshine on 09-30-08 at 05:18 AM
Woo Hoo!

Not enough pink though

"RE: DELIVERY"
Posted by dragonflies on 09-30-08 at 04:15 PM
That's cause I got it all!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by finallytyping on 09-29-08 at 04:51 PM
Oh, I'm going to have the best time on this race because I'm such an easy going guy! WHERE'S THE F'N CAB?!! I'm in love with Sarah, I tell her all the time YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SARAH, BUT STOP SAYING THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND!! I'm a running coach so I'm in really fit SARAH, SLOW DOWN, YOU'RE LAPPING ME!!! I'll have no trouble communicating with foreigners because I love talking to people SARAH, STOP YOUR YAPPING AND CLIMB! DON'T TALK TO THEM, TALK TO ME!!! I NEED YOU WITH MEEEEE!!!! YOU'RE MINE, ALL MIIIIINNNEEE!!


Soon, Sarah, you will be under my spell....


Terence muhahahaha

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by Seana on 09-29-08 at 08:11 PM
LOL

Unfortunately, Scuba Steve asked for Terence in the BTAR Help thread earlier. I'm sorry - totally my bad for not editting before now. Could you use your splendid snarkiness to skewer another character?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by finallytyping on 09-29-08 at 10:20 PM
Seana, you know I love you but DON'T GO TALKING TO SCUBA STEVE! HE'S ON
THE OTHER TEAM!!!

Just kidding!

I swear I searched to make sure nobody had Terence already. I didn't mean to
swoop in.

I'm happy enough to sit out and read... that is more to my personality OH REAAALLLY?!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by Seana on 09-30-08 at 01:05 AM
Don't sit out! That would never do. How about Stephanie? If they last, she could be nearly as annoying as Terence.
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by finallytyping on 09-30-08 at 01:46 AM
Hmmmm, I could try. So, hows about:

Anthony, we'd better win this race! Don't you go taking a detour around my
biological clock! In this race, there ain't no speed bumps, but baby bumps,
ya hear me? I'd better find you on your knees at the finishers mat or else
I think Phil's golf equipment might just get the job done through osmosis!
You'd better just fast forward me to that altar buster or I might just run off
with the native greeter! I might not speak his language, but there is no doubt
he knows how to welcome me in, if you know what I mean!


~Stephanie, bridezilla/momzilla in training

(I haven't mixed up my racers, have I?)

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by qwertypie on 09-30-08 at 01:46 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-30-08 AT 01:47 PM (EST)

I hate them. I HATE her. I HATE YOU!
Hey, some of Terence's whininess is bound to rub off.
*goes off searching for miniscule self-esteem*
/Sarah

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by Max Headroom on 09-30-08 at 07:00 PM
*looks in rearview mirror*

Hey, there's Terence and what's-her-name.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by Scuba Steve on 10-02-08 at 08:35 AM
Who is this person trying to be me? Only I can be me. Sarah, will you stop running so fast? You/re making me look like a wimp. I'm not a wimp. I'm the strongest asset to this team, so you better shape up.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by mrc on 09-29-08 at 05:42 PM
I wasn't able to make an appearance last night, but have no fear, I will get into the "swing" of things.

What is Phil's golf equipment?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by beau_30 on 09-29-08 at 08:13 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-29-08 AT 08:19 PM (EST)

Wat man, you mean were racing. Aw man, i'm sorry. I didn't mean to get them eliminated. Sorry bee dudes. It was fun hanging around you guys. Peace live on.

Hey phil, I think you forgot the comic guys, Ark & Ill or something...


*out of character*
Thanks Agman for a great sig!!! Two thumbs up.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by Molaholic on 09-29-08 at 08:55 PM
Boa vinda a Brasil! Eu espero que você apreciou nossos taxistas óptimos, e aqueles bateristas da samba eram apenas extraordinários! Eu quero lembrá-lo, mais uma vez, que a língua oficial de Brasil é PORTUGUÊS. Isso é porque traseiro no dia, ele era o rei de Portugal que tomou sobre dos nativos, não rei das mariquinhas de Spain. E felicitações especiais a Starr e a Nick para ganhar que grande desengate a Belize. Eu sou certo que você não esquecerá que Belize é um país em América Central que não fala o espanhol - e, não fala o português, tampouco. Para alguma razão estranha, falam o inglês. Sorte tão boa!

Obrigado observando meus melões!


~pithy siggie comment pending~

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by indy42 on 09-29-08 at 09:19 PM
Hey, Can I be Dan? Is he still up for grabs?
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by Seana on 09-29-08 at 09:35 PM
Sure thing! Please post as Dan whenever you like.
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by HauntedOne on 09-30-08 at 08:04 AM
I'll take Dallas if still available.

Siggie quote = Mamma won't let anyone dirty get through.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by Max Headroom on 09-30-08 at 08:17 AM
Hey baby! *bats eyelashes*

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by warp_core breach on 09-30-08 at 11:19 AM
Hussy!!!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 10-01-08 at 01:55 PM
Did someone say there were some hussys around here? Ya'know the wife and I have a pretty open relationship, if you know what I mean.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by HauntedOne on 09-30-08 at 02:03 PM
How you duin?

~Dallas

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by warp_core breach on 09-30-08 at 04:32 PM
And just where have you been?! I've been here by myself for a while! We're supposed to be spending time together on this race and you're off somewhere doing God knows what with God knows who (*eyes the hussy*). It's not the same since you've moved away... now come over here and give Momma a kiss and please put a shirt on (*eyes the hussy*).


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by HauntedOne on 10-01-08 at 11:44 AM
Come on mom! In all that time you spent raising me all by yourself with no help from anyone at all what so ever you taught me to be a proud american. Starr Spangler is close enough to Star Spangled for me.

And what do mean "put a shirt on"? It's hot! Didn't you see that comic book geek sweating? Gross!

~Dallas

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by Colonel Zoidberg on 09-30-08 at 08:12 AM
This is the wormhole calling. I'd like half your teams back.


Congrats Red Wings! 2008 Stanley Cup Champions!

"delivery for qwerty"
Posted by agman on 09-30-08 at 06:28 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-30-08 AT 06:28 PM (EST)


"RE: delivery for qwerty"
Posted by qwertypie on 10-06-08 at 01:47 PM
Thanks, Hon!


"Sahara Delivery"
Posted by agman on 09-30-08 at 06:33 PM

"OTRA delivery"
Posted by agman on 09-30-08 at 06:36 PM

"RE: OTRA delivery"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 10-01-08 at 01:42 PM
LAST EDITED ON 10-01-08 AT 01:49 PM (EST)

Thank's Agman. And yes Tina, I am sorry. Say, did you see those blondes in the pink outfits. Nice! Oh, sorry dear.

"RE: OTRA delivery"
Posted by Max Headroom on 10-01-08 at 03:18 PM
In addition to being old, you also need your eyes checked, Dad.

"RE: OTRA delivery"
Posted by Starshine on 10-01-08 at 04:47 PM
LAST EDITED ON 10-01-08 AT 05:27 PM (EST)

Just cos you can't wear pink. Some of us are just more feminine I suppose.

<Waves at Ken>

"RE: OTRA delivery"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 10-02-08 at 11:13 PM
Hiya, Brooke, nice outfit. Maybe you and me can get together and discuss our messy divorces. Oh, wait a minute, I'm not divorced. Yet.

"RE: OTRA delivery"
Posted by dragonflies on 10-03-08 at 10:19 AM
Hiya Ken! *bats eyes*


peeing in pink!

"Cahaya Delivery"
Posted by agman on 09-30-08 at 06:40 PM

"MRC delivery"
Posted by agman on 09-30-08 at 06:43 PM

"delivery for Finallytyping"
Posted by agman on 09-30-08 at 11:13 PM

"delivery for Scuba Steve"
Posted by agman on 09-30-08 at 11:45 PM

"RE: delivery for Scuba Steve"
Posted by Scuba Steve on 10-02-08 at 08:31 AM
Thank you very much, Agman.

"Ok, everyone..."
Posted by cahaya on 10-04-08 at 01:03 AM
"Roll your saving throws!"


"RE: Ok, everyone..."
Posted by agman on 10-04-08 at 12:41 PM
Cahaya, see post #38
"RE: Ok, everyone..."
Posted by cahaya on 10-04-08 at 08:06 PM
Agh! You get surprise, you hit, critical! I'm stunned for the round.

Thanks, dude!

"RE: Ok, everyone..."
Posted by Max Headroom on 10-04-08 at 10:30 PM
Dork.

"RE: Ok, everyone..."
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 10-05-08 at 12:11 PM
I agree. Dork. Hello, Starr, my your pretty. Is my wife looking?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by MissMyth on 10-04-08 at 12:45 PM
Agman, would you make me a sig pic too? I'm playing as Christy. According to her CBS bio she was a college cheerleader and she said she thought her team was "magnetic, energetic, and kind-hearted". So I thought maybe something like - Magnetic - Energetic - Gooooo Team! But if you have a better idea, go with it.
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by shilfiell on 10-05-08 at 07:01 AM
Aja still available? I could be persuaded to leave Sequesterville if I could be Aja!

-shilfiell

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Posted by indy42 on 10-05-08 at 05:40 PM
hey Agman, could you make a sig for me as well? I'm Dan.

I suppose my quote could be..

"Don't mess with me, I've worked in the airline industry"