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"Best Line"
Posted by SurvivorBlows on 03-09-03 at 02:09 PM
To be eligible, the contestant must have said the line during a show or series that aired at least one episode during the 2002 calendar year on either broadcast or cable US television.

Nominate lines (and the contestant who said them, and when they said the line) by replying below and putting the line in the subject. Feel free to give nomination reasons in the message body.

This is NOT a discussion thread (please see the other forum for that.)

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""Schmuck!" Teri - The Amazing Race 3"
Posted by IceCat on 03-09-03 at 03:50 PM
Said to Ian during the baskets on bikes challenge.
""Break a leg, and I mean it""
Posted by evanakm on 03-09-03 at 04:32 PM
I don't need to say where that came from.
"I'm the friggin Prince of Darkness~ Ozzy~ The osbournes"
Posted by survivorscott on 03-09-03 at 05:41 PM

Come in a stranger,leave a little stranger

""Bye Bye Denver Diva" - Clay, Thailand"
Posted by DEVILRAYS on 03-09-03 at 07:10 PM
Just because it was on a TC ballot.
"Rob Mariano-Survivor Marquesas "
Posted by true on 03-09-03 at 07:21 PM
Do I have stupid written on my forehead? (that may not be it, exactly)
""Oh My Heck""
Posted by Survivorerist on 03-09-03 at 09:50 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-12-03 AT 05:28 PM (EST)

Neleh Dennis - Survivor: Marquesas Episode 10

Edit: Sorry, episode 10, not episode 11


(Another IceCat original )

The Top 5 FLL Castaways

1. Neleh Dennis (11 weeks at #1)
2. Colby Donaldson (5 weeks at #1)
2. Helen Glover (5 weeks at #1)
4. Amber Brkich (4 weeks at #1)
4. Lex Van Den Burghe (4 weeks at #1)

""I'm not out here to be the blonde b*tchy one!" - Kathy: S4"
Posted by Kokoro on 03-10-03 at 03:04 AM
That may not be the exact quote....you have to put yourself in the mindset of the first couple of episodes for this one ;)

"Beauty Queen gone Bad, Marcelleus about Amy"
Posted by LadyT on 03-10-03 at 02:20 PM


""If I had a gun, I would use it on her, and then myself""
Posted by Sunny_Bunny on 03-10-03 at 02:25 PM
Helen about Jan, S5

""I'm not even attracted to you!" - Ted, Survivor 4"
Posted by Mister Smith on 03-10-03 at 02:26 PM

Ted... as said to Ghandia
"“But at least it was in public!” -- Tommy, TI2"
Posted by AyaK on 03-10-03 at 05:42 PM
One of the all-time great cheating lines ever uttered, this is Tommy's response to Nikkole telling him that she saw footage of him with his "face in a girl's crotch"...
""...That Sounds Almost...Erotic" - Jake"
Posted by ejm92 on 03-10-03 at 05:45 PM
Jake from Survivor Thailand, talking to Penny/Ken/Erin about spending their final day together as the final four Sook Jai.


Survior 5 Anti-Bootee Champion
""I screamed like a woman!" -- Oswald, TAR2"
Posted by AyaK on 03-10-03 at 09:13 PM
"It wasn’t diesel. It was clearly marked ‘gasolina.’ -- Ian, TAR3"
Posted by AyaK on 03-10-03 at 09:23 PM
followed by my next nominee...
"We just blew the race, dear. -- Ian, TAR3"
Posted by AyaK on 03-10-03 at 09:25 PM
...said after Teri looks at the gas tank and learns that it DOES say "diesel."
""Beam me up, Scotty." "
Posted by mikey on 03-11-03 at 10:28 AM
To round out the Ian trilogy.
""Is that Mac" - Danny TAR2"
Posted by trigirl on 03-11-03 at 09:44 AM
Said to the Australian Aboriginal as Danny was receiving face paint.

""Would I ruin a glitter shirt" - Danny TAR2"
Posted by trigirl on 03-11-03 at 09:45 AM
"Just pretend there's a dozen glazed donuts at the end."
Posted by trigirl on 03-11-03 at 09:53 AM
TAR 3 - Gerrard to Ken as he is rapelling in Portugal.

""I need someone who can pee.""
Posted by mikey on 03-11-03 at 10:25 AM
John -- Survivor Marquesas
"Hi, you don’t know me because I thought I dialed my daughter’s phone number"
Posted by AyaK on 03-11-03 at 05:31 PM
Kato Kaelin, America's premiere airhead, leaving a voice message on a total stranger's answering machine on Celebrity Boot Camp.
"Somebody at home right now is going, ‘You ain’t reading nothin’ well. You’re way off! It’s Bill!’"
Posted by AyaK on 03-11-03 at 06:14 PM
Al, The Mole 2 finale (earlier confessional)
"Here’s a guy in a girdle and a corset, a guy in a bunny costume, and a guy in a pink slip nose-to-nose yelling at each other arguing about whether they should’ve stopped to drink beer."
Posted by AyaK on 03-11-03 at 06:15 PM
Bill, The Mole 2 finale
""I'm not a miner!" (TAR 2)"
Posted by Goober on 03-14-03 at 08:59 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-14-03 AT 09:28 PM (EST)

Will takes issue with the detour choice in the Australian opal cave.

""No, you're an idiot!""
Posted by Goober on 03-14-03 at 09:04 PM
Tara responds in kind (TAR2 classic comeback line.)
""That was a long drive, I deserve a little shoulder rub.""
Posted by Goober on 03-14-03 at 09:14 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-16-03 AT 09:45 PM (EST)

(TAR2) Paige in their caravan, requesting for "a little" brotherly attention from Blake in the night.

""How about after a nap?""
Posted by Goober on 03-14-03 at 09:25 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-14-03 AT 09:29 PM (EST)

Blake wants to save it for later. Folks, it doesn't get weirder than this.

"I'm The General and That's That"
Posted by SteffiGurl on 03-16-03 at 05:28 PM
Robert DeCanio-Survivor Marquesas
""Don't mess with the shii-devil or you're gonna get the horns" - Shii Ann Huang. Survivor Thailand"
Posted by magellanscross on 03-17-03 at 00:41 AM
you go girl!
""I got beaten out by two, like, retired people" - Flo"
Posted by realitybites on 03-19-03 at 01:26 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-19-03 AT 01:29 PM (EST)

Florinka's best line from TAR3, whimpered as she kinda sorta paddled toward the steamship in Switzerland.

""That F*cking B*tch"- Chiara (BB3)"
Posted by BaquaR13 on 03-23-03 at 07:40 PM
The Reality Show Queens!!

BaQuAr13
""Scccaaaannnndddaaaallllloouuussss"-Danielle (BB3)"
Posted by BaquaR13 on 03-23-03 at 07:41 PM
That was "SCANDALOUS" elongated.

The Reality Show Queens!!

BaQuAr13

""Hey punkerpoo""
Posted by BaquaR13 on 03-24-03 at 07:58 PM
We need more Anna Nicole quotes on here!

The Reality Show Queens!!

BaQuAr13

""Hi." Eric - BB3"
Posted by Chrissy gal on 03-24-03 at 10:21 PM
You had me at "Hi"