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"Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by Seana on 12-10-07 at 01:48 AM
Greetings Racers. Welcome to Croatia. Isn't it beautiful here? I am amazed that of all the people to do the Long and Short Detour, only Azaria had any idea whatsoever how to row a boat.

Ronald and Christina, welcome to first place! I'm speechless. Wow. You did well booking tickets; you motored throught the tasks. You bickered very little. And for a bonus, you know what a catamaran is! The last time I gave one of those away, the team just stared at me.

Jen and Nate, you're the second team to arrive. But! You screwed up and just paid some local to drive you. That's not the same as a cab. Back you go. *stern look*

*stern look cracks*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*composes self*

Kynt and Vyxsin, you're team #2! Smart move picking the flight that left later to give yourselves more time, since both flights were due to arrive at the same time. And yes, Vyxsin *did* look pretty hot in her harness. And I've just noticed that her oobage is not insignificant...

Jen and Nate, you're back! Sorry, but you're team 3 now. I hate you too.

TK and Rachel, Duuuuuuude. You're team #4. Why don't you go chill for a while.

Nicolas and Donald, take your time. S'okay. No need to rush. No...hurry...at...all...

Thank you for finally coming up this way. I needed someone to point at. It's in my contract that I am shown pointing at at least one team per season.

Hendekea and Azaria, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry that after giving you some nice prizes, now I'm tossing your azzes out of the Race and into Sequesterville. Tough break.


Come play! All the Racers are spoken for except (now-eliminated) blonde Jennifer, but anyone may post as a camera person, sound person or local. You could post as the guy who got to shoot at the Racers on the way to the Pit Stop. Bet that was fun!

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by dabo on 12-10-07 at 02:30 AM
Hey, you two first place hogs, I help you out, call this number for a good time.

BWAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by Max Headroom on 12-10-07 at 08:59 AM
NO WET RIDERS ALLOWED! Yes, that means you, Miss Short and Ugly American. And that'll teach you to try to cheat us out of a fare-- you get to pay to ride back down the hill, and pay again to ride back up to the cross.

And that girl with the funny makeup, pink hat and black outfit filled her outfit out quite nicely. I'll give her a free ride anytime.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by NanaWolf on 12-10-07 at 05:13 PM
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I almost hate you as much as I hate Nate but he is the most horrible person I ever met.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 12-12-07 at 11:16 PM
Oh, munchkin, you don't really mean that, you're just saying that cause your a whiny b!+ch.

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by ARnutz on 12-10-07 at 09:27 AM
What do you mean these are business class seats?!?!? We need economy class!



btar

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 12-10-07 at 09:38 AM
Quiet. You can't rush genius here. Hum de dum de dum de dooooo . . .


I used to carry Nick the same way.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 12-10-07 at 09:44 AM
I think you forgot who had me. Ronald. Not Donald.


Of course, I can arrange for one of my brothers for you if you like.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by beau_30 on 12-10-07 at 09:41 AM
Man did vyxsin show off today. I mean wow. I'm glad we went to croatia. Hey it ends in IA like rominia, and transylvania. We weren't wet when we got in a cab, lol.

I think Jennifer was okay, but after they got ahead of us, they got confused.

Oh well Hey VYSXIN!!!!!!! Start running this race with me


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by bystander on 12-10-07 at 12:35 PM
I'm here! I've just been busy prepping my Oobage for the camera. Did you notice?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by beau_30 on 12-10-07 at 01:42 PM
Yes I did notice, how could I not. I'm glad i waited, meow

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 12-12-07 at 11:21 PM
Oh, Vyxsin, we all noticed your oobage. Since Jen's off sulking in the corner, why don't you show us more?

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by jbug on 12-10-07 at 09:42 AM
LAST EDITED ON 12-10-07 AT 09:44 AM (EST)

Hummmm.......
Wonder how things will change in the villa now? We could use a little more fun around here. Will Azaria be fun for a little post-race flirting? Hey, does he dance? Me and sis lvoe to dance - but so far there's no one here to dance with.

Gotta tell you Vyx - that was some revealing outfit you had on there! Didn't realize you had those on you. Do those not distract Kynt?


E to put in correct sig

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 12-10-07 at 10:46 AM
Yeah, we need some "single" blood here at the villa. And someone who is NOT blond. (besides us, of course!)

Julia, wouldn't it have been fun to ride those zip lines?



"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by jbug on 12-10-07 at 12:40 PM
You know it sis! We're missing out on some fun adventures! Not to mention that little prize at the end.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 12-10-07 at 01:27 PM
Wait until I get there! I wouldn't call my prize little, iykwim.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by jbug on 12-10-07 at 09:52 PM
So, Don, you think you'll be joining us here soon?
That little grandson of yours doesn't seem to be able to keep up with you in this race.
We can dance when you get here but that's it!
We're good girls!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 12-10-07 at 11:51 PM
We're good girls!

Oh, really? I hear you've been two-timing me with some Norse schmoe:


Hmpf. Oh, well, I can wait.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by warp_core breach on 12-11-07 at 10:30 AM
Hands off Azra, Aszura, Azokodo, Az... whatever. The single guy, keep your paws off of him. There's not much available meat here at sequesterville and I'm entitled to him 'cause I get regular manicures and pedicures and facials. So back off Joo-lee-a!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by dragonflies on 12-11-07 at 10:03 AM
Just hanging around, being cool and calm. Dude.


we are so rockin dude!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by mattben on 12-11-07 at 11:03 PM
Let's go bowling, Dude.


I'm abiding.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by qwertypie on 12-13-07 at 01:54 AM

Yup, our strategy of being laid back is really paying off. Except we have so many 4th place finishes, people are starting to think we're on a Canadian Olympic team.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by MissMyth on 12-11-07 at 07:48 PM
LAST EDITED ON 12-11-07 AT 07:49 PM (EST)

I love you Daddy. I love you for making all the right decisions and for being such an awesome stonemason and for taking all those zip line rides even with your hernia and for knowing how to row a boat and for letting me help.

I love you Phil for giving us a catamaran, but not so much for bringing up the "Who's Your Daddy" thing just as I got Dad to stop wearing those stupid shirts.

I love you Daddy's hernia for behaving yourself on this leg and getting us the pit stop in first place.

I love you cabdriver that didn't let SoggyJen and Nate ride in your cab.

Ah, the world is bright and beautiful and all things are possible.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 12-11-07 at 10:04 PM
Hey, where will I ride on the catamaran?


I'd make a fine anchor.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by MissMyth on 12-12-07 at 12:47 PM
But, Hernia, if I use you for an anchor Daddy will have to be underwater too.

Wait, I'm seeing the positives here.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by Peetah on 12-13-07 at 12:11 PM
*in the style of Archie Bunker* What, Little Girl?!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.6"
Posted by MissMyth on 12-22-07 at 11:51 AM
Oh, hi Dad. Just visiting with your hernia. Such a kidder. You know I love you and I realize how important it is that we continue to communicate and show how our relationship is progressing by how well we do in the race.

Just one thing. There's an old proverb that says to treat your guests like family and your family like guests. Could you try treating me like a hotel desk clerk or an airline ticket agent? Just saying.