Hi, I don't know if anyone agrees with me, but Matt really gives me the creeps. Yuck!

I'd rather kiss Brian then Matt.

If you had to choose between them (Brian and Matt), who would you kiss?

• RE: I'd rather kiss Brian then Matt,Traces, 01:31 PM, 10-28-03
• RE: I'd rather kiss Brian then Matt,OceansAngel16, 11:28 PM, 10-28-03
• RE: I'd rather kiss Brian then Matt,MandyM, 00:04 AM, 10-29-03
• RE: I'd rather kiss Brian then Matt,Nonnie, 00:22 AM, 10-29-03
• The Kissability List,Indigo Kid, 00:33 AM, 10-29-03
  • RE: The Kissability List,OceansAngel16, 00:48 AM, 10-29-03
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  • RE: The Kissability List,woeisme1, 03:47 AM, 10-29-03
• I'd kiss Brian,BrianKeithishot, 10:13 PM, 11-21-03

I wouldn't kiss any of them. Nobody is really my type. If I was ask who exudes the most sexuality I would say Dr. Pat. She really does! Molly and Ashleigh are definitely pretty, but that doesn't mean they exude the most sexuality. And I think out of those three women Dr. Pat would be the best in bed.

And no I'm not gay. Just an opinion on the women since none of the men appeal to me at all. If you care to know my type of men look on the Off Topic subject: most embarassing object d'amour.

...But I'm from Pittsburgh!

I'd probably kiss Matt if I was single.. He is so much like my boyfriend Travis, my mother agrees with me on that one, so do a few of my friends, but of course Travis does not agree.. They smile the same, walk almost exactly the same, they act the same, say the same sort of things.. Its really creepy how similar they are.. The age difference is probably the largest difference between them.. but yeah, I'm rambling.. Definetly Matt instead of Brian.. Brian kind of.. scares me..

Hmmm....Brian and his pixilized manboobs oddly arouse me.

But then again there is Matt and his "What is going on?"

I'll kiss them both individually and THEN decide.

MM Maybe this world is another planet’s hell

I do not agree at all. I love Matt's character and honesty. Brian does nothing for me at all.

Well, now is the moment you have all been waiting for. The list of most kissable men on the Joe Schmo Show will finally be revealed. Below you will find a list of the male characters on The Joe Schmo Show, ordered from least kissable to most kissable. And if you think you know the answers... you're dead wrong.

But before we begin, let's recap...

Show the scene of Kip getting mad about the pictures Hutch took.

Show the scene of Matt getting slathered in Honey with Molly.

Show the scene of Brian jumping around naked.

Show the scene of Ralph kissing Molly.

Show the scene of Hutch breaking his plate and storming out of the Lap of Luxury Mansion.

Go to commercial. The Bacardi and Cola commercial. A Joe Schmo commercial. One of the I am not Michael Jordan commercial. Show the SpikeTV spray painted thing...

And, we're back. The votes are in... and the list of most kissable men on the Joe Schmo Show is as follows.

#6 Earl... a little to old and grizzled for me. military fantasies, aside... if his dentures came out during our make out session, i would be scarred for life.

#5 Brian... nice guy, but... kinda greasy. the nut knuckle, while hilarious, was also disgusting. thus, he loses kissability points, but gains funny points. they aren't always directly proportional, but in this instance, they are.

#4 Ralph... he played smarmy, and though i'm sure he's very nice, i heard that thing about how he tried to break the record for numbers of times masturbated in a single day on the radio. that's just gross. certainly not as gross as earl or brian, but, still... gross.

#3 Hutch... i hate facial hair. i saw him without the facial hair. he should keep the facial hair. but, his real person personality seemed cool. (cool = said some nice things about matt, my hero) so he gets some bonus points.

#2 Matt... The man with the big heart. Its been my experience that men who are sweet, taste sweet. But, in the end, I'm shallow. Sorry Matt. You're only at #2

and the winner of the most kissable male award goes to...

#1 Kip... I liked the actor's personality, and he was a cutie. His straight voice was to die for. He also was very funny as an actor. He had the nicest body, which isn't saying much for this group of studs. (Do you think Spike didn't pick any guy with a supermodel body to make its audience feel better? C'mon...every reality show has a guy with muscles...) Besides, the way his real person personality seemed, I bet he was fun to kiss, if not more...

And on that note... I'm out.

Later skaters,
Dan

I have to agree with you on Lance having the nicest body.. And yes, they should have had supermodel type bodies, but that might give it away to Matt if the guys were as hot as the girls.. And Matt has apparently lost a lot of weight.. Maybe it is because he is back together with his girlfriend? *cough*

>Well, now is the moment you
>have all been waiting for.
> The list of most
>kissable men on the Joe
>Schmo Show will finally be
>revealed. Below you will
>find a list of the
>male characters on The Joe
>Schmo Show, ordered from least
>kissable to most kissable.
>And if you think you
>know the answers... you're dead
>wrong.
>
>But before we begin, let's recap...
>
>
>Show the scene of Kip getting
>mad about the pictures Hutch
>took.
>
>Show the scene of Matt getting
>slathered in Honey with Molly.
>
>
>Show the scene of Brian jumping
>around naked.
>
>Show the scene of Ralph kissing
>Molly.
>
>Show the scene of Hutch breaking
>his plate and storming out
>of the Lap of Luxury
>Mansion.
>
>Go to commercial. The Bacardi
>and Cola commercial. A
>Joe Schmo commercial. One
>of the I am not
>Michael Jordan commercial. Show
>the SpikeTV spray painted thing...
>
>
>And, we're back. The votes
>are in... and the list
>of most kissable men on
>the Joe Schmo Show is
>as follows.
>
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LAST EDITED ON 10-29-03 AT 03:52 AM (EST)

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Oh and Matt is my kiss choice.

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Edited as I forgot to answer the kiss question, so taken was I with the post I was responding to

Oh yes.....hes the only one I'd kiss!!