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"Things to do while waiting for TAR 12"

Posted by Cygnus X1 on 05-21-07 at 00:08 AM
Get Babelfish to translate from and into Mirnglish.

Service Charla's roller shoes.

Guess how many potential boyfriends Danielle has now. Or how long it'll be until she gets a sports bra contract.

Enroll Danny and Oswald in a Tae-Bo class.

Write a Jimmy Dean sausage commercial for Dustin.

Get Romber a public-access cable show.

Teach David to swim by throwing him off a dock.

What else?


You've been warned, so don't complain.


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"RE: Things to do while waiting for TAR 12"
Posted by Max Headroom on 05-21-07 at 07:47 AM
Start the countdown on Hayden and Aaron's marriage.

Find out if Lena and Kristy have finished the haystack task yet.

Sing the "Yo quiero Taco Bell" jingle to Guido.

Email BvM and tell him not to cast Eric again.

Email BvM and tell him not to cast Romber again.

Watch Phil on "No Opportunity Wasted".


"RE: Things to do while waiting for TAR 12"
Posted by qwertypie on 05-31-07 at 06:55 PM
You can bet your sweet buns of steel I am doing the last one!

Let's see, come up with a new road sign twist for the race

Pedestrian Crossing?

OOOHH! I have a good one --
Avalanche or Falling Rock Zone


"RE: Things to do while waiting for TAR 12"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 05-21-07 at 07:18 PM
1. Receive shock treatment so I have no memory of Mirna.
2. Come up with a reality TV idea for Romber that sends them on a walking trip across Russia, from which they never return.
3. Make a list things Danielle can do with her oobies when she isn't holding flounder against them.
4. Teach Drew the difference between being fat, out of shape and obnoxous, and being ready to race around the world.
5. Show Joe and Bill the correct way to hail an airplane.
6. Find a 3-foot-6 knight for Charla to joust with.



"RE: Things to do while waiting for TAR 12"
Posted by Earl Colby Pottinger on 05-31-07 at 08:58 PM
1) Will require you to rent an electric chair from murder's row prison. No hospital has electro-shock that is powerful enough.

2) I think you mean still further north.

3) Man, that is a long list! Fun list, but long.

4) See reply to number 1.

5) Stand in-front of the wheels? Worked with car.

6) A true knight is pure in heart, why would you expose his to such evil? Oh yea, knights who are pure of heart can destroy evil. I stand corrected.