The challenge: write a letter to a Leg 4 team as if you were a team from their season, knowing they have to read every word aloud on the air. (If you decide to be Lynn & Alex writing to Rob & Amber, keep it under two hundred pages.)

And bash away, bash away, bash away all...

If CBS doesn't post the full letters, we'll just have to make our own.

• Guidos (Alternate),vince3, 09:29 AM, 03-12-07

Dear Guidos:

When we were asked to write a letter to you bastiges, we weren't told if there was a minimum or a maximum number of words that can be included in the letter. So prepare to be here for a while! First off, your French speaking in the France leg wasn't cool it was plain and simple creepy. If you thought that the Fast Forward leg in Thailand was something, you're going to go first to worst in this leg! When you blocked us in the airport, we were truamatized for life! It took us four years of therapy to get beyond that you bastiges. If it wasn't for mom quitting on that Detour you would've gone down in the history of the Race as the first team to take a Fast Forward and be eliminated in the same leg, not that Father and gay son team who got the limo ride to doom because they arrived a day late!

(Three more pages of rants and raves)

Bad luck to you and we hope you come in last!

Love,

Momily