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"Be The Apprentice - EP 11"
Posted by CantStandToLook on 04-08-05 at 10:01 AM
LAST EDITED ON 04-08-05 AT 10:03 AM (EST)


Know your customer

Plain and simple, thanks for sending me out of town yet AGAIN boss. But on the bright side, come on was my replacement hot or what? I love how you always have to mention that she's also intelligent and a cut throat cause her beauty must say otherwise. I thought we talked about that whole "lets not look too sexist" thing last season.

The winners this week:
Duh, Magna - I mean the number one gadget people care about is an iPod. Now I know that if I take a quiz here or there on the internet I can get a free iPod, but last I checked I can't call Carolyn for that late night booty call you're not supposed to know about on my ipod.

Great job Tana, I see being a mommy has taught you something, that or coming on this show to try and pay your kids cell phone bills has taught you something. You got lucky with the actual product though. What was that 100% hemp cotton? Also good job handling the quarreling kiddies.

The losers this week:
Well I dont care how much you've won Alex, you pretty much sucked this week. Angie was pretty much flat out awful in presenting your outfits but what's worse was that you guys didn't do ANY market research at all. I'm surprised the american eagle exec's didn't say anything but a laptop on your back, that you can't get out yourself? What are you gonna do, have someone follow you around so when you need to do that last PowerPoint slide, they can unhook you. Pretty lame my friends, I also assume that you would never plan on sitting down cause I dont think the bus has padded seats.

For as bad as Angie presented and she did deserve to get fired cause no research and real shoddy presentation did you in, I would fired all three of you.

Chris, you'd never handle MY money. I'm sorry, leaving a credit card with a $5000 limit anywhere is just stupid and irresponsible. And what else did you do? Give me $5000 and see how long it takes me to whix through best buy and spend it. Not long.

Which brings us back to Alex, again what did you really do Alex? I heard a few ideas but when I saw the list there was only one with your name next to it. It looks to me like Angie lost this task cause she carried the whole thing on her back.

Anywho, Bossman wants to hold Chris' firing off another week or so and since you have been on winning teams up till the switch, Angies gotta go.

Hey Chris...I wouldn't unpack, you're next.

Back to Magna:
Go forth shop, buy expensive clothes. Enjoy it while it lasts which could be a while cause any team with Chris on it is sure to implode.


That's right , you're fired..get out already

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"crud!"
Posted by Angelfood on 04-08-05 at 10:22 AM
we must've been typing at the same time. This is why I like to have these things planned in advance or have only one person start it. pls PM me next time. I love how much you wrote - you are great! should I move my stuff under here?
I'm out next week, and ARNutz agreed to sub for me. Would you like to start it the week after?
"RE: crud!"
Posted by CantStandToLook on 04-08-05 at 01:18 PM
Sorry boss, I'm old, I can't remember things I heard just yesterday

I thought it was this week that you were going to be out. I'll be outta the country next week and out of the state the following week so Nutz can take care of it.

Just keep replacing me with Hot lawyers mmkay.



If you need me, call Carolyn's phone

"Trump's Talk & Questions for You"
Posted by Angelfood on 04-08-05 at 10:24 AM
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished.
Now, I dunno why we don't just call this show "Ideas, Design, Presentations and Marketing". That's probably what the job is for - you will be my Intern. No more "in charge of a large construction project". Sell, Sell, SELL!!!!
Got some good clothing Ideas for American Eagle. I'm getting all these good ideas for basically nada. Tana's Wearable Tech idea, logos, and designs would've costed thousands and taken months to implement. But on a tv show - 3 days tops!

George was replaced by Michelle this week.
And Carolyn wore a red mini, which even showed alot of leg - GOOD WORK, Cameramen!!!!

if you "hang out with losers, you become one", right, Alex? Could never be that I miss anything or that Alex might be deliberately sabotaging the losers. Nah!
Tana: don't mess with the hick from Iowa!
Kendra: where are you?
Craig & Bren: the same exact suit?? Why don't you two just go get married and get it over with?

Chris: would you really have broken someone's kneecaps?
Alex: self-described metrosexual, but is there more?
Angie: I don't like chokers. and i'm afraid if I don't do it now, I'll never get another chance. you finally messed up - a little. and next to the metrosexual and crazy Not-a-homosexual!!, you're the most manly of the bunch. and that scares me. you're fired.

Carolyn: why the glare and scowl?
ya know, I don't want it to seem like you have some sort of power over me, or that i "have to listen to you", cause I'm the MAN, I'm the Trump. So, this week, I'll disregard your comments, and not even ask you if i 'did the right thing' or if you 'agree with that' or 'was i justified?'. nothing weak & pansy like that.

yeah.



"RE: Trump's Talk & Questions for You"
Posted by BriarRosie on 04-08-05 at 01:50 PM
::taking off Harry Potter's invisibility cloak::

I'm right here, Mr. Trump!

Didn't you see me, doing what I do best? Marketing! I was
a busy li'l left-hander at the clothing store. I had to
look productive by taking notes.

I'm not feeling that my UTR strategy is working for me now
that SuperTana has shown utter and complete competence in
any situation.


Do I have to be PM next week?

"RE: Trump's Talk & Questions for You"
Posted by ARnutz on 04-08-05 at 03:05 PM
You think you did something during this task?

I've got it all on tape and let me tell you, you gave up from the start!

Yes, you have to be PM next week. It's your turn, but don't worry your outstanding team members will carry you through it.




"RE: Be The Apprentice - EP 11"
Posted by smokedog on 04-08-05 at 11:43 AM
Mr. Ross - missed you this week. Hope to see you soon.

Mr. Trump - Great idea about the cheeseburger pizza.

All the rest of y'all - See you in the interviews (except Chris and Bren, that is)

"RE: Be The Apprentice - EP 11"
Posted by ARnutz on 04-08-05 at 03:00 PM
Don't forget to wear that fancy new suit to those interviews dood!

If you and Bren dress alike, they could mistke you for twins! *snort*


"RE: Be The Apprentice - EP 11"
Posted by CantStandToLook on 04-09-05 at 02:44 PM
hmmm...Craig, what to say.

First unless you've been seriously holding out on us, I see you getting stumped at question one. Maybe you've been quiet for a reason so I guess we'll see.

Two, is there something you wanna tell us? I was really interested in your comment that the executives wont notice the little white out on the product cause they'll be looking at the Georgous Guy, those were your words not mine. Come clean now, are you staying on the wrong side of the suite.



That's right , you're fired..get out already

"Suite 2 has a problem."
Posted by Estee on 04-08-05 at 01:59 PM
Every week, Tana runs the betting pool on when Chris will finally be fired. Every week, I decide it has to be this week. Every week, Mr. Trump decides to keep him around a little while longer.

I'm down to betting my clothes. What's going on out there?

"RE: Suite 2 has a problem."
Posted by ARnutz on 04-08-05 at 03:03 PM
Well, well... look who it is!

How'd you get through that door from the other suite? I thought it was all padlocked so you peeps couldn't escape and be seen.


How you doin'? Is your mental state any better after having to chill out across the hall for several weeks?



"RE: Suite 2 has a problem."
Posted by Fishercat on 04-08-05 at 03:08 PM
I'm going to be here for a long, long time...or two days, when my chewing tobacco stash runs out. You take a guess.

"Hothead with the Crew Cut"
Posted by RollDdice on 04-08-05 at 08:06 PM
Chris, you make my hair flip up like Moe's on those Three Stooges episodes. Kristen and I were watching those in bed last night and I couldn't help pointing out that .... ooops - I guess that kitty is finally out of the bag!

I'm trying to time it so you are working on a promotion for Remington when your nicotine withdrawl catches up with you. We could really use the ratings boost that a tense hostage standoff would provide.

Angie, get your streaky head out of here. Your stylist is fired!



Donald Trump's Hair: Wearing a hair net and loving it!

"RE: Hothead with the Crew Cut"
Posted by Fishercat on 04-09-05 at 11:29 PM
Did you just call me hot Mr. Trump's Hair? If so, please stop your advances, because of course, I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL, even for the allure of the hair.

"RE: Hothead with the Crew Cut"
Posted by RollDdice on 04-11-05 at 03:00 PM
I did not call you hot. However, let me make it up to you and buy you a drink.
Here we go... the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino bar.

Chris, leave the officers alone. Stop arguing or you'll get yourself in some big trouble.

*calling after Chris as the officers lead him away* You're on your own, dude. Hope you have bail money.


Donald Trump's Hair: Just think of the jail cell as a really, really, really small suite.

"RE: Hothead with the Crew Cut"
Posted by Fishercat on 04-11-05 at 10:58 PM
A really small cell with a friend...reminds me a bit of my Apprentice experience on the tasks, I was Networth, and he was Magna baby!
"RE: Hothead with the Crew Cut"
Posted by RollDdice on 04-12-05 at 02:15 PM
So, who's "NOT A HOMOSEXUAL" now?
(I hope you're practicing safe task.)


Donald Trump's Hair: Good as Gold.

"RE: Hothead with the Crew Cut"
Posted by Estee on 04-13-05 at 11:46 AM
And before Melania says a word: it's just with his hair. I find it to be a much better conversationalist than the rest of Mr. Trump. Besides, how many people could you ever take seriously when they tell you their greatest dream is to be your merkin? Just one.

(There will now be a brief pause while everyone looks that up.)

"RE: Hothead with the Crew Cut"
Posted by RollDdice on 04-13-05 at 12:06 PM
Besides, how many people could you ever take seriously when they tell you their greatest dream is to be your merkin?

I am the carpet and the drapes. I am your Merkin Idol.


Donald Trump's Hair: The only thing to fear is Nair itself.

"RE: Be The Apprentice - EP 11"
Posted by Surveysez on 04-09-05 at 01:51 PM
Angie, angie, when will those clouds all disappear?
Angie, angie, where will it lead us from here?
With no loving in your soul and no money in your coat
You can’t say you’re satisfied
But angie, angie, you can’t say you never tried
Angie, you’re beautiful, but ain’t it time we said good-bye?


But angie, angie, ain’t it good to be alive?

"RE: Be The Apprentice - EP 11"
Posted by seahorse on 04-11-05 at 09:04 PM
With all the losers on this show, I think I might extend my reality show dominance to "The Apprentice" next season.

"RE: Be The Apprentice - EP 11"
Posted by RollDdice on 04-12-05 at 02:20 PM
Sorry Rawb, you don't qualify. You have to own at least one suit and some hair care "product".


Donald Trump's Hair: My haircut is a Reward Challenge.

"RE: Be The Apprentice - EP 11"
Posted by seahorse on 04-13-05 at 01:18 PM
But I am getting a suit from CBS for my wedding.


"RE: Be The Apprentice - EP 11"
Posted by Pepito on 04-13-05 at 08:37 AM
Oh, wow, I'm so disappointed that my second time up as PM, and I didn't win. And The Donald said to me, "Alex, you hang out with losers, you become a loser..." What a bummer. But I have learned to sit still and keep my mouth shut in the boardroom and let somebody else take the blame for everything. Angie filled the bill nicely.

OK, so Angie got fired. She's not Apprentice material, like I am, so she had to get fired sooner or later. This has cleared the way for Net Worth to summon my buddy Bren over to try to help out on the next challenge.

Good stuff. Who knows? Net Worth might even win a challenge some time, but I doubt it. I think Chris will go next.