(sung to the tune of Sloop John B)

We landed on Sook Jai's Beach
Grandfather Jake and Penny
Thailand is our new home
Raining all night
Sleeping outside's not right
At least I don't throw up
I want to go home

So hoist up Stephanie's shirt
See how her ta-ta's get
Call all the media whores
Let me go home, let me go home
I wanna go home, yeah yeah
At least I don't throw up
I wanna go home

Robbb acts like he is drunk
He thought that the shelter stunk
Will Tribal Council come and take him away
Sheriff Jeff Probst
Why did you leave them alone, yeah yeah
At least we don't throw up
I wanna go home

So when will the Sook Jai fail
See just how wet it gets
Look for the Dentist below
Let them go home, let them go home
They oughta go home, let them go home
Why don't you let me go home
(When will the Sook Jai fail)
When will the Sook Jai
We all just woke up and wanna go home
Let them go home

The poor cook he threw a fit
Felt the other members weren't doing (bleep)
Why can't we have the guy who did porn
Let us go home
Why don't they let us go home
This is the worst trip I've ever been on

So please look at Robb B's hands
See how pissed Shii Ann sets
Call the NYPD cop
Let them go home, let them go home
They oughta go home, let them go home
Why don't you let them go home

We all float down here.