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"Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-06-07 at 09:31 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-08-07 AT 12:52 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 02-08-07 AT 01:00 AM (EST)

And we're back! This thread is fixed, as far as I am concerned. If anyone is still having trouble, could you please PM me? Thanks!

PSA: We are having some trouble with people being unable to read this thread past post #34. Cygnus has emailed the Webmaster on our behalf. (Thanks!) I will be back with sigs, etc. when the difficulties have been dealt with. (Otherwise I'd just find a way to make it worse.) In the meantime, those of us who can't read this thread can try just clicking on the name of the thread and not "View All". You'll get a listing of posts, which you can click on to view. This means you can read each post individually, but can't really see the flow of conversation. Bear with us. All will be well.

A new season of The Amazing Race is upon us. Shall we play a game?

And just what is this “Be the Amazing Racer” game, you ask? Well, it's a role-playing game invented by the lovely and talented Angelfood some years ago. You sign up to “speak” as one of the contestants.

Here is the current Survivor version.

Be funny, be snarky. Bash ‘til your little heart’s content. No-one wins at the end, so there’s no competition. Do you think you know what was going on in a racer’s head when say, she had to eat a plateful of cow lips? Or when he asked for directions to the same place for the 50th time? Post it here!

RULES
1. Casting: Sign up for a Character from the show to speak for/represent (reply below). One spot per character - first come basis. You may not be someone already taken or reserved. I try to be fair and work it out if there is a problem.

2. Please post at least once a week/episode, at least until your team is eliminated, after that - optional, you may still add comments. If you're going be out just send me a PM. If you miss 2 weeks without notice, I will have to reassign the character.

3. Sign the bottom of EVERY post you write with your Racer’s name or picture. Characters are difficult to keep track of. I will make up sig pics.

4. Speak as your character would speak, and speak for them. Share your character's inner thoughts about what happened in the episode, and what they think of the other Racers. Praise, tease or bash away. Be funny.

5. Have fun, this is not for SERIOUS bashing. Also, be careful not to post any big spoilers (like who is going). Don't bash other players personally.

6. If your character is eliminated, you get the privilege of writing your own "final remarks", so PLEASE DO. You are encouraged to continue to post from Sequesterville.

7. If your character wins, you win.... the coveted title of Be the Amazing Racer Winner and that is all.

8. Anyone not signed up as a character/Racer, is still invited to make comments about the characters or about posts, just please do not speak as a character - just be a cameraperson, taxi driver, menu item, etc.

By all means PM me if you have a question or whatever. Feel free to suggest your own tag line.

Here are the Racers:

Charla and Mirna

David and Mary

Dustin and Kandace

Eric and Danielle

Joe and Bill

John Vito and Jill

Kevin and Drew

Oswald and Danny

Rob and Amber

Teri and Ian

Uchenna and Joyce

The game is open to anyone who wants to play: new members, old members, just come have some fun with us! Afraid of commitment? Just show up now and again and post as something or someone from this season. Or last season. Be a stone on the path or a dead fish or whatever. Creativity is welcome here.


I wasn't going to do this, but I'm holding the character of Rob for 1 day. The person who played him last time asked me about it a full month ago. I know he has had some ongoing trials, so I'm going to do it this way.


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Messages in this discussion
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by sporkman on 02-06-07 at 09:43 AM
I'll sign up for a racer, I'm not sure who yet, but I also want to reserve
Romber's Production Intern Regional helpers
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Estee on 02-06-07 at 09:55 AM
Oh, y'all are gonna hate this...

Charla.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-06-07 at 09:59 AM
Oh, y'all are gonna hate this...

So is that your suggested tag line, then?


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Estee on 02-06-07 at 10:27 AM
Heh. It could be, but I think I'll go with 'You'll never see it coming.' Unless they happen to look down.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by zipperhead on 02-06-07 at 04:08 PM
Not as much as you're going to hate this...

give me Mirna.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by ARnutz on 02-06-07 at 04:34 PM
Oh cod! With Estee as Charla and you as Mirna, this is bound to be the most entertaining edition of the game, by far!
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by zipperhead on 02-06-07 at 05:47 PM
It shouldn't be a problem to 'one up' her, you know.

I mean, she is a dwarf. How high can she go?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Estee on 02-06-07 at 06:18 PM
If you weren't my cousin, I'd bite your kneecaps.
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Estee on 02-06-07 at 05:42 PM
Well, we've got the arguing covered. The 'genuine love between cousins' may be a problem.
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by sporkman on 02-06-07 at 10:49 AM
Ok, I'll take Bill.

Quick, someone take Joe so we can get a head start on the other racers. With a 12 day head start, I'm almost certain we can win this time.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 02-06-07 at 10:55 AM
Cool, I'll take Joe! Guidos rule!


Tribe strikes again!
You've been warned, so don't complain.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-06-07 at 11:29 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-06-07 AT 11:31 AM (EST)

Kewl. I should think 12 days would be enough. How many days behind were you when they had to call to tell you that someone else had already won?

ETF Spelling

I'm sure you boys have fond memories of Alaska.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 02-06-07 at 11:52 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-06-07 AT 11:53 AM (EST)

At least we were enjoying the digs!

Seana: If you like, I can hep with the sigs, and your style is fine too.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-07-07 at 00:43 AM
Please feel free to make matching sigs for your team. I have the others covered, though it may take a bit just because I'm at the school all morning on Wednesday.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by sporkman on 02-07-07 at 10:06 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-08-07 AT 10:12 AM (EST)

Team Guidos is ready. Where's our clue Phil? Come on, we're wasting time. Lets go, lets go, lets go! We don't want to fall behind this time. Let's do the first fast foward and jump 3 days ahead of everyone. Come on Phil, your holding up the Guidos.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 02-06-07 at 11:24 AM
Can I be Amber?

Can't believe she isn't taken.


sig courtesy of Cygnus

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-06-07 at 11:28 AM
Geez. I just posted this thread 2 hours ago.


I'll be back with sigs later. Tuesdays are very busy for me.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by sporkman on 02-06-07 at 01:18 PM
OH MY GOD! Its Amber! I loved you on <Insert Reality Show Here>. I actually live in <Insert City Here>, but I'm <Vacationing/On Business/Visiting Family> in <insert location here>. Why yes, I would love to help you <find the Roadblock/Fast forward/Detour/Airport/train station> I can even screw over another team for you if you want.

I LOVE YOU GUYS

Joe the intern <Tourist/Businessman/Local>
Here's your coffee, Mr Keoghan

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-07-07 at 00:44 AM
Welcome back, sporkman!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-12-07 at 08:48 PM

S'awright?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Max Headroom on 02-06-07 at 12:16 PM
I'll take Kandice. Suggested tag line: "Yeah, the cuter one."

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by bystander on 02-06-07 at 01:42 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-06-07 AT 01:45 PM (EST)

*clears throat* AHEM!!!!

Suggested Tag Line, "Yeah, the cuterer one!"

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 02-06-07 at 03:04 PM
Come join the dark our side, you two. You know you wanna.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Max Headroom on 02-06-07 at 03:05 PM
An alternate tag line could be, "Yeah, the unmarried one."

"Who else but..."
Posted by cahaya on 02-06-07 at 03:15 PM

He's a winner!

"RE: Who else but..."
Posted by ARnutz on 02-06-07 at 04:32 PM
Well... if cahaya is going to be Uchenna, I just have to be Joyce!

"RE: Who else but..."
Posted by cahaya on 02-06-07 at 05:34 PM

Hey, baby, let's do it again.

"RE: Who else but..."
Posted by ARnutz on 02-07-07 at 08:31 AM
Yeah! Let's win this thing again! Then, maybe we can make two babies.
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by warp_core breach on 02-06-07 at 03:25 PM
Ah'll take David - agin!

(good thing I caught this thread before I went away on holidays!)

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Molaholic on 02-06-07 at 04:14 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-06-07 AT 08:55 PM (EST)

I'll repeat as Native Greeter, thankyouvarymuch.

bbl if I come up with a new sig line...

edited to add old siggie (now that I'm home ).
New tag line for new siggie (por favor): "I'm on the left!"


Not only Ubiquitous, but Superfluous too!

"First Batch of Sigs"
Posted by Seana on 02-07-07 at 01:10 AM
Tag lines, anyone? I'll be back later with more, obviously. We can all play here until the show starts.

Cyndimaus

Estee

zipperhead

Max Headroom

bystander

cahaya

ARNutz

"Woo hoo!"
Posted by ARnutz on 02-07-07 at 08:35 AM
I'm not going to have to shave my head again, am I?


"RE: Woo hoo!"
Posted by cahaya on 02-07-07 at 10:32 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-07-07 AT 01:47 PM (EST)

Tagline: "Hey, baby, let's do it again."

ed. add 'tagline'

"Siggies!"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 02-07-07 at 01:25 AM
Done following Seana's template, so she won't *whack* me.

BTW, if you'd like me to change the quote I put on yours, let me know; that's easily rectified.

"oops"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 02-07-07 at 01:27 AM
I yield to Seana on this one. We must have posted simultaneously! Say the word and I'll delete mine.
"RE: Siggies!"
Posted by Molaholic on 02-07-07 at 02:50 PM

I LVOE IT!

Thanks Swan Person!

Can't wait to get home & put on my real 'puter...

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by beau_30 on 02-07-07 at 09:21 AM
I'll be Eric from Eric and Danielle
Good thing I caught this thread soon. Thanks Seana for the update

Tagline "Its all about the booty, I mean money"

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-07-07 at 11:43 AM
There's something wrong with this thread for me. I can't see anything past the first few posts, then all I can see is a bunch of code. I'll be back later.

I hope this posts.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by cahaya on 02-07-07 at 01:08 PM
I hope this posts.

Yup, it did!


Wayang Kulit puppet show by Tribe.

If it's still giving you problems and you have another browser (e.g., Firefox), try it. Or reboot after a virus-scan run.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-07-07 at 03:53 PM
Thanks, cahaya!

I've run Spybot and Norton to no avail. However, I did just think about not clicking "View All". So now I can read each individual posting.

I will be along later with more siggies.

Here's yours, BTW.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by cahaya on 02-07-07 at 11:07 PM
Love it.

Thanks!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by zipperhead on 02-07-07 at 05:02 PM
Is anyone else having trouble seeing past post #34?

I can't even see the post where the new sigpics are.

"Yes"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 02-07-07 at 05:13 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-07-07 AT 05:21 PM (EST)

I can't see the whole thread when I use Internet Exploder. But it looks just fine on Firefox. The code must have gotten corrupted somewhere.

I've asked Webby to look into it.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Sahara on 02-07-07 at 05:31 PM
I'd like to be Kandace if it isn't taken. For some reason, all the posts in the thread are not coming up for me.


AF 2006

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 02-08-07 at 12:15 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-08-07 AT 01:27 PM (EST)

Sadly, she's been taken. (ETA: quick, you can still grab Mary)

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by seahorse on 02-07-07 at 08:43 PM
I'd like Boston Rawb again if he is available.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 02-08-07 at 12:38 PM
Oh good, you're here, sweetie. I didn't want to do this without you. (but that nice man over there offered to help)

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by sporkman on 02-08-07 at 01:23 PM
OH MY GOD! Its Rob and Amber! I loved you on <Insert Reality Show Here>. I actually live in <Insert City Here>, but I'm <Vacationing/On Business/Visiting Family> in <insert location here>.

Are you on a reality show again? It wouldn't happen to be Amazing Race would it? Wow, because I just placed saw a Clue Box two blocks east of here.

Steve the intern <Tourist/Businessman/Local>
Foot Massage, Mr Keoghan?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 02-08-07 at 04:47 PM
Oh wow, you want to help me? That's so sweet of you. Let me check with Rob to make sure he thinks it will the best idea for our team. I don't do so well with the strategy part of things, you know.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by sporkman on 02-09-07 at 11:08 AM
What do you need to ask Rob for? The Clue Box, its right there! See it? Here, I'll stand next to it and wave to you.
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
HELLO! OVER HERE! CLUE BOX!!!
Tell me again how she won Survivor All-Stars?Your the greatest, Rob and Amber

Steve the intern
Shrimp Cocktail, Mr Koegan?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by seahorse on 02-09-07 at 11:46 PM
Oh there's the clue box.

Hey do me a favor,stand right here and get in front of this box to prevent it from being seen or better yet cover it up with your coat.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by seahorse on 02-09-07 at 11:50 PM
Amber, I think winning with this crew we're against will be like taking candy from a baby.

And even if we don't win, we got $500,000 just to appear in this series from CBS, but let's keep that between me and you, honey.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 02-11-07 at 12:40 PM
Oh sweetie! I can do anything as long as I'm with you!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by vince3 on 02-08-07 at 10:32 AM
*grumble*

Stupid real life and lack of internet access..... (I was hoping to be Mirna </whine>)

Okay, I'm verklempt. I'm torn between Cha-Cha-Cha's and the Festers. Since I can't be a part of Chmirna with Estee, and I think my by-tag partner from Season 9 is a BQ again, I want to be.....

Oswald from Cha-Cha-Cha's!

"Looking fabulous after all these races!"


and if it wouldn't hurt? ^^Her as well, since she can be a factor in the Race just as well as the clues.....

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 02-08-07 at 10:11 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-08-07 AT 10:14 PM (EST)

How's this for your alter ego, Vince?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by vince3 on 02-09-07 at 05:52 PM
I promise to be fair to the racers (Yeah, right! Sun for the Cha-Cha's and hurricanes for the rest!)


"Ah kin see!"
Posted by Seana on 02-08-07 at 12:48 PM
Yay! Thanks, Webby!

beau_30

seahorse

vince3

*****

For the sake of continuity within teams, I've made these up with Cyg's taglines. Please feel free to use either.

warp core_breach (just a little spelling change here)

zipperhead (I didn't realise I didn't have a quote before. Ha!)



"RE: Ah kin see!"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 02-08-07 at 01:26 PM
*snort* at the subtle spelling change for David.

"RE: Ah kin see!"
Posted by beau_30 on 02-08-07 at 03:27 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-08-07 AT 03:28 PM (EST)

Lets see if this works

Alright its about time i'm back on the race. I am going to win the money this time. And I have some booty as well. Its all about the Booty right phil.

"RE: Ah kin see!"
Posted by vince3 on 02-08-07 at 03:27 PM
Danny? Danny!?! Hurry up! There's a sale at the shopping district! Oh, and if we hurry up we can still finish the leg!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by dragonflies on 02-08-07 at 03:10 PM
Who is left? I need a new siggie.




talking since before I was born!

"Taken and Available"
Posted by Seana on 02-08-07 at 04:00 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-22-07 AT 00:03 AM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 02-12-07 AT 08:44 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 02-08-07 AT 05:42 PM (EST)

Thank-you for asking, DF. Here is a list of who's who, still available characters are in bold:

Joe....Cygnus X1
Bill...sporkman

Dustin...bystander
Kandice..Max Headroom

Uchenna...cahaya
Joyce.....ARNutz

Rob.....seahorse
Amber...Cyndimaus

David...warp core_breach
Mary....Sahara

Charla...Estee
Mirna....zipperhead

Danny....dragonflies
Oswald...vince3

Eric.....beau_30
Danielle...Cwazy Wabbit

Teri...jbug
Ian...buckeyegirl

Kevin...mikey
Drew....indy42

John Vito...krisjonfanbg
Jill........pinksparkleguitar

The Native Greeter...Molaholic
Mother Nature...vince3
Romber's Intern...sporkman
Rob's Personal (hee) Texas Hold 'Em Dealer...emydi


"RE: Taken and Available"
Posted by dragonflies on 02-08-07 at 04:36 PM
Danny please?!
"RE: Taken and Available"
Posted by Seana on 02-08-07 at 05:41 PM

He was saying how he ruined his glitter shirt riding an ATV. This made me laugh. Hee.

"RE: Taken and Available"
Posted by Sahara on 02-08-07 at 05:06 PM
Mary, please!


AF 2006

"RE: Taken and Available"
Posted by Seana on 02-08-07 at 05:39 PM
You are Mary!

"RE: Taken and Available"
Posted by mikey on 02-09-07 at 02:06 PM
How could Kevin and Drew both still be available?

Unless I missed it and someone has him already, gimme Kevin. Quote: "Swing, you fast bastard, swing!"

"RE: Taken and Available"
Posted by Seana on 02-09-07 at 07:24 PM
Oh, yay! I really wanted to use that quote. Since it would be censored by the site, I've censored it in the sig.


"RE: Taken and Available"
Posted by jbug on 02-19-07 at 11:46 AM
Put me down for Teri. I posted "as her" in the other thread (if that's ok). Haven't done this before but willing to give it a try.

Somebody gonna make me a new sig pic?
Tag line: "Shut up, Ian, I'm coming!" (or anyone think of something better?)

Handcrafted by RollDdice

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by pinksparkleguitar on 02-08-07 at 07:23 PM
I will be Jill, of John Vito and Jill. If she's still up for grabs.


Tribe rocked me!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-08-07 at 10:09 PM
She's all yours. I haven't actually seen the 3rd season, so I all I had was their video and past summaries on this site. Do they have more personality than this? I found no evidence of any. Thus, she has a quote that sounds dynamic, but is actually quite lame.

"For mrc"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 02-08-07 at 10:27 PM
"RE: For mrc"
Posted by Seana on 02-09-07 at 08:31 PM
Thanks, Cygue!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by CwazyWabbit on 02-09-07 at 04:58 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-09-07 AT 06:05 PM (EST)

I can't believe I missed this! I really really wanted to be Amber again, but since she's taken, I will take Danielle, please (I would say again, but I am not sure which Danielle I played last time )!

eta my manners, because momma never taught me none!


Watch out! I got a siggie handcrafted by RollDdice

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-09-07 at 07:30 PM
Sorry, Wabbit!

Danielle and Dani were the ones who thought they could coast by on their looks to win them the Race. She's deadweight, but at least Eric will get some this time around.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by CwazyWabbit on 02-09-07 at 08:36 PM
Thanks, Seana! I may not get to be Amber, but I still get to be dead weight(with a built in floatation device, but dead weight nonetheless).


Move on over, Amber! There can only be one coat-tail rider on ARAS!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 02-11-07 at 12:43 PM
Me? Ride coattails? I do it all on my own power! No, really, I do! (ignore that local standing over there waiting for me)

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by sporkman on 02-12-07 at 09:45 PM
Oh, you already have a local waiting for you. Ok, what do I do now for the rest of the day? Oh, your talking about me, right, I forgot....
Wow! It's Rob and Amber!!!
My boss said it ok if I take the rest of the day off to assist you.


But Mr Keohgan say's I'm not an intern, I'm a helper

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by krisjonfanbg on 02-12-07 at 08:40 AM
(not my first pick but i wont to be part of the game)
John ..i mean i wont to be John
and i mean not John Vito just John

He takes deep breath and says:

He takes another deep breath and says:
-....Hhhhii.....Jill..

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-12-07 at 11:50 AM
Sorry you didn't get your first pick KJfan.

So, was there another John you had in mind? Or did you mean like so:

Do you know how to use a sig pic? Just in case (and in case anyone else out there needs it), here is a quick tutorial:

1. Click on the "Reply with Quote" in this comment box.
2. Select and copy the URL you wish to use. The URL will begin with "http:"; and end with ".jpg"
3. Paste it into a Word file or somewhere handy or into your User Profile for this site. (Click on Conferences, then up at the top, where it says "User" and select "Modify Account Profile and Set Options"

*****

If neither of these is what you had in mind, please let me know. It's no trouble to change anything. Welcome to the game!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by krisjonfanbg on 02-12-07 at 07:33 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-12-07 AT 07:50 PM (EST)

Thank you SEANA!
>
i've red somewhere that john vito is announced like john this time but maybe i'm wrong.
i don't know how to use sig pic but i'll try.(it's worked thanks again seana)
i don't have tagline for john vito but i have season3 on dvd and
i'll try to watch it again this week and make up something.
any suggestions?
hhhii..jill and taking deep breath is my try to be in his shoes when he's met jill again.

john is doying push-ups right to the cluebox all in silence.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by krisjonfanbg on 02-15-07 at 07:00 PM
>
i watched season3 today but i didn't find funny tagline.
if you think it's better could you change ''hhii..jill''
with ''i wont let her down''-it's something he actually has said.
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-15-07 at 10:00 PM
Sure thing, kjfan. I'll go back and review their video on CBS.com and see.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-17-07 at 00:27 AM
OK, how about this:

He said that twice while she nattered on about giving 110%. They both just kept spouting clichés. Holy heck.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Max Headroom on 02-12-07 at 09:03 AM
Can we get this race started already? "D" and I are ready to kick Rob and Amber's butts!!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by sporkman on 02-12-07 at 09:48 AM
Wait a second, Joe and I were here first. Why do we have to wait for everyone to assemble before we can start. When we do start this race, don't expect the Guido's to sit around and wait for all the teams to catch up at every Airport, bus station, Detour, and Roadblock.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 02-12-07 at 11:09 AM
Shhhh! Be patient! We've got stuff up our sleeves that neither the Racers, producers, Bruck, or BvM have even thought of!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Estee on 02-12-07 at 11:18 AM
don't expect the Guido's to sit around and wait for all the teams to catch up at every Airport, bus station, Detour, and Roadblock.

Because it would be a total change from your usual policy of sitting around at every hotel and waiting for all the teams to get ahead.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 02-12-07 at 02:42 PM
That strategy got rid of Momily, didn't it?


But we do have to figure out how to keep you from slipping through the doorway.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by zipperhead on 02-13-07 at 09:50 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-13-07 AT 09:51 AM (EST)

But we do have to figure out how to keep you from slipping through the doorway.




Go ahead and watch my cousin - I'll be using my fabulous linguistic skills to get the locals to keep you out because you're 'unclean'.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Estee on 02-13-07 at 10:31 AM
I'll be using my fabulous linguistic skills

Oh, is that what we're calling them now?



This one time at Mirna's band camp...

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by zipperhead on 02-13-07 at 11:04 AM
This one time at Mirna's band camp...

Don't start or I'll tell everyone how when you were thirteen, you thought maxipads were supposed to be filler for your bra to 'maximize' your cleaveage.



"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 02-13-07 at 10:58 AM
"D" and I are ready to kick Rob and Amber's butts!!

You're too blond to beat us.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by emydi on 02-12-07 at 03:47 PM
How Bout if I'm Rob's personal Texas Hold 'em dealer for games during the "Mandatory rest period"

You know Rob is looking for a way to make even more money....

can you make a siggie Seana?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-12-07 at 08:36 PM
Being a Star Trek nerd, I was quite tickled to turn up a pic of Data in his poker dealer visor:

OTOH, I kinda like the fat bald guy grinning cheesily:

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by emydi on 02-13-07 at 10:10 AM
I love them both


You want to see the decks of cards...no can do...Lamber would pluck my eyes out

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 02-12-07 at 10:43 PM
I'd like to retain my identity as Harry Smith of the CBS Early Show for the post-race analysis.

BTW, if you haven't seen him and weather guy Dave Price as a "team" on the first leg of TAR 6, it's pretty amusing:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4


At least I wouldn't have to worry about getting my head shaved.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Tahj on 02-19-07 at 12:44 PM
Dang! I missed season two and now after seeing Oswald and Danny, I would have loved to be Oswald. Danny second. They are my favs.


Tribe rocked my sig!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-19-07 at 03:27 PM
Danny and Oswald are great.

Come play anyway!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 02-19-07 at 03:33 PM
You could be their wardrobe consultant, their makeup supplier, etc.
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Tahj on 02-21-07 at 12:30 PM
OK. I'll be their personal assistant...and I do mean personal.


Tribe rocked my sig!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 02-21-07 at 11:24 PM
How's this, Tahj? Or had you something else in mind?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Tahj on 02-22-07 at 03:49 PM
WOW! Thanks Cygnus. It's perfect.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by buckeyegirl on 02-19-07 at 01:25 PM
Is anyone left? I'm not picky...
One nation, under Romber...
"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by Seana on 02-19-07 at 03:26 PM
We have Ian:

Or Drew:

Your choice!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by indy42 on 02-21-07 at 09:07 PM
I'll be Drew


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer All-Stars"
Posted by jbug on 02-23-07 at 12:19 PM
>We have Ian:
>
>
>Or Drew:
>
>
>Your choice!

Why does no one want to be my 'other' half?
He is going to be much better this race, I promise (if he knows what's good for him that is!).