LAST EDITED ON 09-07-08 AT 03:52 PM (EST)

Keesha wins HOH for a few minutes, Dan wins POV and Ollie is outta da house. Then through the magic of old-guy-bafoonery Jerry won HOH and everything went south...

For those new to the game; read the small print then join us below...
Yes! The Big Brother Reality Aptitude Test is back!
Even though test is in the title, the bbrat really is a game.
A game wherein you post a "weekly" entry full of Beforehand Assumed Decisions (aka:answers) and then sit back and collect points, while watching the current season of BigBrother play out on your screens.

The player with the most points at the end, will be crowned the winner and will receive a "Winner's Siggie." Mmmmmmmsiggeezzzzzz....

As with all games there are some rules and they are the numbers to follow...
1. Deadlines will happen any time there is an eviction. Miss a deadline (or edit past one) your entry will not be valid.
Thusly, each "weeks" entry thread will be titled with the proposed Eviction number. 1st Eviction, 2nd eviction, 3rd Eviction, 4th, 5th, 6th, etc.
I will also include a current due date in red, above the entry portion of the thread.
In that entry portion you will find a series of questions split up into 3 sections.

Power Positions: Questions regarding the HGs who win competitions, luxuries, 1sts and special rights.
Key Players: Questions regarding the HGs who have some connection to the Keys, whether literal or figurative.
Icon Competition: A weekly BBRAT Bonus. Not required, but will usually net more points.

2. Each "week", beginning after week 2, I will post a results scoreboard.
In it I will be taking your weekly scores and figuring out who made the most points for the week.
This player will become the HOH and will have a 5 point boost added to their scores. They will also have use of the BBRATHOH room.
All of the players with less than half of the HOHs weekly score, before the bonus points, will be hit with a penalty of -3 points. They will also be put on this seasons version of the slop diet. (People Kibble.)
Any player who hasn't won HOH or been put on the new diet, will become Part Of The Crowd. Nothing at all happens to those bbrats.

3. All answers that contain previously evicted HGs or outright non-contestants, will receive 0 points. Same goes for any questions left unanswered.
A week of unanswered questions is forgivable, two weeks is allowed as well, but miss a third weeks entry in a row and it's buh-bye bbratie.
I don't like to be the judgement caller on a weekly basis so if it becomes apparent a problem will arise, I'll simply remove the question. Same goes for any questions that can't be answered because they were not shown on the screen during one of the three weekly shows.

4. Now, because of the 3 weekly shows and the live feeds, it's must be noted that all questions are regarding the upcoming weeks events. NOT the current week. This can be confusing at first but I promise in no time you'll be gettin' it. This also means that results, as noted above, will take a while to tally. Diffent questions get answered different times in a week and that causes a small delay in full results. In that way, it's kinda fun to speculate how your week will turn out with the HOH, only to watch it fall to pieces by the POV and vise versa.

5. This is now you're house. Have fricken' fun, don't take things too seriously and feel free to mingle with other bbrats.

6. This one is reserved for anything I've overlooked at the moment and will remain so until that something is thought up or revealed through experience.

With all that out of the way...

8-9th Eviction Results:
Power Positions:
1. Head of Hamsters: Keesha ~ Jerry (10)
2. Pawn of Vengence: Dan ~ Memphis (6)
3. The Backdoor Password: No ~ Yes (5)
4. Exit-Polls: 3-0 (10)
5. Exit-Polls-and then: 2-0 (10)
6. The Last Word: No (2)

Key Players:
1. The Last-Minute Lobbyist: Renny (5)
2. The Back-Up Backdoor: Memphis (5)
3. The Pawn: Dan ~ Jerry ~ Keesha (5)
4. Jury Slave: Ollie ~ Renny (10)
5. Dying Message: Keesha (ChowPass)

Yes. Dying Message was for a ChowPass. Guess who won it?
Congrats, krismiss!
This will prevent you from ever having to eat chow, ever again.

Icon Competition:
Sequester Reservations cont...
So far the JurorSuites have become occupied as the following...
JurorSuite 1: Libra
JurorSuite 2: April
JurorSuite 3: Michelle
JurorSuite 4: Ollie
JurorSuite 5: Renny
JurorSuite 6: *Vacant*
JurorSuite 7: *Vacant*

With the claim to Renny's reservations being in JurorSuite 6...oops, krismiss will only get the 5 points for the sequester-hamster. Again with the bad reservations.

Chen-Bot Shout-Outs: Vista Edition
Renny, boosted by her southern manners uttered Julies name 5 different times which helped her gain the top spot in shout-outs.
However, none of you chose Renny as your shout out representative.
Of those that were chosen, Dan reigned with shout outs from Julie at 39 in addition to his 3 Host ShoutOuts for a 69 point total.

Renny/77
Dan/69: VisionQuest ~ Road Kill ~ SilverStar ~ suzzee ~ Rebel Crown ~ krismiss
Jerry/60: DearAbby ~ kircon
Memphis/54: LostAddict
Michelle/53:
Keesha/44:
Ollie/43: mia rules

Inside the bbrat house...
suzzeesockpuppet leads a rebellion and stands above as the leader of the kibble revolution!
Upturning the bowls, overending the bags and chasing their tails, suzzee's topdog status has given everyone the right to live kibble free!
For a week. Unless of course you're krismiss who is, for the remainder of the game, Chow Free!

BBRAT Standings:
BBRAT HoH: suzzee
Parts of the Crowd: DearAbby ~ krismiss ~ mia rules ~ VisionQuest ~ kircon ~ Rebel Crown ~ Road Kill ~ SilverStar ~ LostAddict
BBRAT on Kibble:
BBRAT in the DogHouse:
New BBRAT:

Overall...
I've got lots of kibble to vaccuum up. Right to the results grid...

• RE: BBRAT5: 8-9th Eviction Results / Last Entry,krismiss2us, 02:08 AM, 09-05-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 8-9th Eviction Results / Last Entry,suzzee, 03:39 PM, 09-06-08
  • RE: BBRAT5: 8-9th Eviction Results / Last Entry,SilverStar, 03:04 PM, 09-09-08
• TUESDAY DEADLINE,tribephyl, 03:57 PM, 09-07-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 8-9th Eviction Results / Last Entry,Road Kill, 07:35 AM, 09-09-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 8-9th Eviction Results / Last Entry,suzzee, 11:25 AM, 09-09-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 8-9th Eviction Results / Last Entry,LostAddict, 11:52 AM, 09-09-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 8-9th Eviction Results / Last Entry,mia rules18, 01:00 PM, 09-09-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 8-9th Eviction Results / Last Entry,VisionQuest, 01:17 PM, 09-09-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 8-9th Eviction Results / Last Entry,kircon, 01:54 PM, 09-09-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 8-9th Eviction Results / Last Entry,Rebel Crown, 02:17 PM, 09-09-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 8-9th Eviction Results / Last Entry,SilverStar, 03:19 PM, 09-09-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 8-9th Eviction Results / Last Entry,DearAbby, 04:17 PM, 09-09-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 8-9th Eviction Results / Last Entry,SilverStar, 05:13 PM, 09-25-08
  • RE: BBRAT5: 8-9th Eviction Results / Last Entry,tribephyl, 03:03 AM, 09-26-08

NO MORE CHOW! YIPEE!!!!!

Inside the House:
Power Positions:
1. Hamster Showdown ~ Round 1: DAN
2. Hamster Showdown ~ Round 2: KEESHA
3. Head of Hamsters: DAN
Key Players:
1. The Pawn: Besides the final HOH, Name 1 HG who will NOT be evicted. MEMPHIS
2. Jury Slave: KEESHA

Outside the House:
Icon Competition: The Jury and The Final 2
It's come time to do your part and Fill in the Blanks.
The Jury:
Juror 1: Libra will vote for...(Fill in the Blank). DAN
Juror 2: April will vote for...(Fill in the Blank). MEMPHIS
Juror 3: Michelle will vote for...(Fill in the Blank). MEMPHIS
Juror 4: Ollie will vote for...(Fill in the Blank). MEMPHIS
Juror 5: Renny will vote for...(Fill in the Blank). DAN
Juror 6: (Fill in the Blank) will vote for...(Fill in the Blank). JERRY ..... DAN
Juror 7: (Fill in the Blank) will vote for...(Fill in the Blank). KEESHA ... DAN

The Final 2
Here is a brief story of the last voting ceremony.
Fill in the blanks with the HG names you think will be most fitting. (10 points each correctly filled in blank)

"With a final two of **DAN** and **MEMPHIS** it became quite apparent that the jurors would have a hard decision ahead of them.
It seems none of them were happy about making the choice but somehow, through the kindly urging from producers, reluctantly made their choices for winner known.
1st key pulled was from RENNY it read DAN's name down the length of it. The crowd cheered because it would seem their favorite might win.
The next key pulled was from LIBRA and it read DAN
Truth be told the voting was so close all the way, with 4 votes needed it came down to the game deciding vote.
The winning vote from JERRY was for DAN
(DAN won the game by a 4 TO 3 vote and unfortunately for (MEMPHIS ), 2nd place will have to do."

OMG HOH, I'm so excited um flabbergasted as well. Come on up and see my HOH room:

This is my family! Daddy dearest, little bro Fang, my sister Loretta and my dear old Mummy!

My boyfriend, Stinky >smooches to you Stinky-poo!<

This is my kitty, Miss Tree.

Ya'll help yourself to my goody basket, do I see a bottle of tequila? YAY!

Coolest Siggie Ever thx Tribe! 2008

LOL! That's so cute.

Grabs Tequila and runs. *grin*

Sorry to inform you of this so late in the game, but it also came as a suprise to me.

The final entry will be due on TUESDAY the 9th!

* Thank you, you know who you are, for helping save the host.
* Sorry I can't mention your name but in the interest of saving you from the slings and arrows of the other hamsters who are probably not aware of the finale.
* Or maybe they are aware and I'm just on drugs.
* Nah. It must have been the strawberry margatini. Yeah, that's it.

Inside the House:
Power Positions:
1. Hamster Showdown ~ Round 1: Dan
2. Hamster Showdown ~ Round 2: Memphis
3. Head of Hamsters: Dan

Key Players:
1. The Pawn: Memphis
2. Jury Slave: Jerry

Outside the House:
Icon Competition: The Jury and The Final 2
It's come time to do your part and Fill in the Blanks.
The Jury:
Juror 1: Libra will vote for...Dan
Juror 2: April will vote for...Memphis
Juror 3: Michelle will vote for...Memphis
Juror 4: Ollie will vote for...Memphis
Juror 5: Renny will vote for...Dan
Juror 6: Keesha will vote for...Dan
Juror 7: Jerry will vote for...Memphis

The Final 2
Here is a brief story of the last voting ceremony.
Fill in the blanks with the HG names you think will be most fitting. (10 points each correctly filled in blank)

"With a final two of Dan and Memphis it became quite apparent that the jurors would have a hard decision ahead of them.
It seems none of them were happy about making the choice but somehow, through the kindly urging from producers, reluctantly made their choices for winner known.
1st key pulled was from Libra it read Dan's name down the length of it. The crowd cheered because it would seem their favorite might win.
The next key pulled was from Renny and it read Dan.
Truth be told the voting was so close all the way, with 4 votes needed it came down to the game deciding vote.
The winning vote from Michelle was for Memphis!
Memphis won the game by a 4-3 vote and unfortunately for Dan, 2nd place will have to do."

And here we go......

1. Hamster Showdown ~ Round 1: Name 1 HG who will win the FIRST round of the Head of Household competition. (10)DAN
2. Hamster Showdown ~ Round 2: Name 1 HG who will win the SECOND round of the Head of Household competition. (10)MEMPHIS
3. Head of Hamsters: Name 1 HG who will WIN the FINAL round of the Head of Household competition. (10)DAN

Key Players:
1. The Pawn: Besides the final HOH, Name 1 HG who will NOT be evicted. (10)MEMPHIS
2. Jury Slave: Name 1 HG who WILL be sent to a different house, somewhere in the southwest. (10)JERRY

Outside the House:

The Jury:
Juror 1: Libra will vote for...(DAN). (10)
Juror 2: April will vote for...(MEMPHIS). (10)
Juror 3: Michelle will vote for...(DAN). (10)
Juror 4: Ollie will vote for...(MEMPHIS). (10)
Juror 5: Renny will vote for...(DAN). (10)
Juror 6: (KESHA) will vote for...(DAN). (10 each)
Juror 7: (JERRY) will vote for...(MEMPHIS). (10 each)

The Final 2

"With a final two of (DAN) and (MEMPHIS) it became quite apparent that the jurors would have a hard decision ahead of them.
It seems none of them were happy about making the choice but somehow, through the kindly urging from producers, reluctantly made their choices for winner known.
1st key pulled was from (RENNY) it read (DAN)'s name down the length of it. The crowd cheered because it would seem their favorite might win.
The next key pulled was from (JERRY) and it read (MEMPHIS).
Truth be told the voting was so close all the way, with 4 votes needed it came down to the game deciding vote.
The winning vote from (MICHELLE) was for (DAN)!
(DAN) won the game by a (4/3) vote and unfortunately for (MEMPHIS), 2nd place will have to do."

* The last blank is a big thank you Tribe for another job well done in the BBRAT House. Enjoyed myself & made watching the show infinitely more fun. Thanks again, see you on the beach in Losers Lodge

Coolest Siggie Ever thx Tribe! 2008

Inside the House:
Power Positions:
1. Hamster Showdown ~ Round 1: Name 1 HG who will win the FIRST round of the Head of Household competition. (10) Memphis
2. Hamster Showdown ~ Round 2: Name 1 HG who will win the SECOND round of the Head of Household competition. (10) Jerry
3. Head of Hamsters: Name 1 HG who will WIN the FINAL round of the Head of Household competition. (10) Memphis

Key Players:
1. The Pawn: Besides the final HOH, Name 1 HG who will NOT be evicted. (10) Dan
2. Jury Slave: Name 1 HG who WILL be sent to a different house, somewhere in the southwest. (10) Jerry

Outside the House:
Icon Competition: The Jury and The Final 2
It's come time to do your part and Fill in the Blanks.
The Jury:
Juror 1: Libra will vote for...Dan
Juror 2: April will vote for...Memphis
Juror 3: Michelle will vote for...Dan
Juror 4: Ollie will vote for...Memphis
Juror 5: Renny will vote for...Dan
Juror 6: Keesha will vote for...Dan
Juror 7: Jerry will vote for...Dan

The Final 2
Here is a brief story of the last voting ceremony.
Fill in the blanks with the HG names you think will be most fitting. (10 points each correctly filled in blank)

"With a final two of Dan and Memphis it became quite apparent that the jurors would have a hard decision ahead of them.
It seems none of them were happy about making the choice but somehow, through the kindly urging from producers, reluctantly made their choices for winner known.
1st key pulled was from Jerry it read Dan's name down the length of it. The crowd cheered because it would seem their favorite might win.
The next key pulled was from April and it read Memphis.
Truth be told the voting was so close all the way, with 4 votes needed it came down to the game deciding vote.
The winning vote from Michelle was for Dan!
Dan won the game by a 5-3 vote and unfortunately for Memphis, 2nd place will have to do."

I'm kind of all over the place here, hope that's okay.

Inside the House:
Power Positions:
1. Hamster Showdown ~ Round 1: MEMPHIS
2. Hamster Showdown ~ Round 2: KEESHA
3. Head of Hamsters: KEESHA
Key Players:
1. The Pawn: Besides the final HOH, Name 1 HG who will NOT be evicted. MEMPHIS
2. Jury Slave: KEESHA

Outside the House:
Icon Competition: The Jury and The Final 2
It's come time to do your part and Fill in the Blanks.
The Jury:
Juror 1: Libra will vote for...(Fill in the Blank). KEESHA
Juror 2: April will vote for...(Fill in the Blank). MEMPHIS
Juror 3: Michelle will vote for...(Fill in the Blank). MEMPHIS
Juror 4: Ollie will vote for...(Fill in the Blank). MEMPHIS
Juror 5: Renny will vote for...(Fill in the Blank). KEESHA
Juror 6: (Fill in the Blank) will vote for...(Fill in the Blank). JERRY ..... MEMPHIS
Juror 7: (Fill in the Blank) will vote for...(Fill in the Blank). MEMPHIS......DAN

The Final 2
Here is a brief story of the last voting ceremony.
Fill in the blanks with the HG names you think will be most fitting. (10 points each correctly filled in blank)

"With a final two of **KEESHA** and **DAN** it became quite apparent that the jurors would have a hard decision ahead of them.
It seems none of them were happy about making the choice but somehow, through the kindly urging from producers, reluctantly made their choices for winner known.
1st key pulled was from RENNY it read KEESHA's name down the length of it. The crowd cheered because it would seem their favorite might win.
The next key pulled was from LIBRA and it read DAN
Truth be told the voting was so close all the way, with 4 votes needed it came down to the game deciding vote.
The winning vote from APRIL was for DAN
(KEESHA won the game by a 4 TO 3 vote and unfortunately for (DAN ), 2nd place will have to do."

1. Hamster Showdown ~ Round 1: Dan
2. Hamster Showdown ~ Round 2: Memphis
3. Head of Hamsters: Memphis

1. The Pawn: Dan
2. Jury Slave: Jerry

The Jury:
Juror 1: Libra will vote for...Memphis (10)
Juror 2: April will vote for...Memphis (10)
Juror 3: Michelle will vote for...Dan (10)
Juror 4: Ollie will vote for...Memphis (10)
Juror 5: Renny will vote for...Dan (10)
Juror 6: Keesha will vote for...Dan (10 each)
Juror 7: Jerry will vote for...Memphis (10 each)
The Final 2
Here is a brief story of the last voting ceremony.
Fill in the blanks with the HG names you think will be most fitting. (10 points each correctly filled in blank)
"With a final two of Dan and Memphis it became quite apparent that the jurors would have a hard decision ahead of them.
It seems none of them were happy about making the choice but somehow, through the kindly urging from producers, reluctantly made their choices for winner known.
1st key pulled was from Michelle it read Dan's name down the length of it. The crowd cheered because it would seem their favorite might win.
The next key pulled was from April and it read Memphis.
Truth be told the voting was so close all the way, with 4 votes needed it came down to the game deciding vote.
The winning vote from Jerry was for Memphis
Memphis won the game by a 4 - 3 vote and unfortunately for Dan 2nd place will have to do."

Thanks for hosting it was really fun to play!!

LAST EDITED ON 09-09-08 AT 01:57 PM (EST)

You interrupt my nap for the final entry! Maybe I'll do better.
*YAWNNNN*
Here goes.

Inside the House:
Power Positions:
1. Hamster Showdown ~ Round 1: Memphis
2. Hamster Showdown ~ Round 2: Memphis
3. Head of Hamsters: Memphis

Key Players:
1. The Pawn: Dan
2. Jury Slave: Keesha

Outside the House:
Icon Competition: The Jury and The Final 2
It's come time to do your part and Fill in the Blanks.

The Jury:
Juror 1: Libra will vote for... Dan
Juror 2: April will vote for... Memphis
Juror 3: Michelle will vote for...Memphis
Juror 4: Ollie will vote for...Memphis
Juror 5: Renny will vote for...Dan
Juror 6: Jerry will vote for...Memphis
Juror 7: Keesha will vote for...Dan

The Final 2
Here is a brief story of the last voting ceremony.

"With a final two of MEMPHIS and DAN, it became quite apparent that the jurors would have a hard decision ahead of them.
It seems none of them were happy about making the choice but somehow, through the kindly urging from producers, reluctantly made their choices for winner known.
1st key pulled was from LIBRA it read DAN's name down the length of it. The crowd cheered because it would seem their favorite might win.
The next key pulled was from APRIL and it read MEMPHIS.
Truth be told the voting was so close all the way, with 4 votes needed it came down to the game deciding vote.
The winning vote from JERRY was for MEMPHIS!

MEMPHIS won the game by a 4-3 vote and unfortunately for DAN, 2nd place will have to do."

Thanks for the fun game Sir tribe!

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