Very good job! Yeah, Brittany was on ANTM. Ultimately, she gave off too much of a porno vibe to win.

What kills me about the "poll" Bravo did to promote this show is the high placement of BOTNRS on the poll. Nikki as dumbest? Wendy Pepper as 3rd biggest villain? Give me a break! Wendy isn't well known enough, and Nikki is too forgotten, for them to really be so prominent.

...you crack me up!!

I *love* that you call Voldemort, Voldemort. You are a silly person who makes me giggle.

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Anybody watching this tonight? It's not nearly as fun to watch as the original Battle of the Network Stars. I think because we watch these reality tv people expecting them to make fools of themselves (the better to bash them, my little pretties). When we watched the TV stars, it was funny watching them goof up.

It isn't bad. I guess if I was paying attention to it rather than watching while listening to BB live feeds isn't very conducive to detail.

I found it interesting. It was so strange to see all these peeps in one place. Looks like something that might be worth watching...might be.

I was mildly amused by episode 1...what was up with Coral's oobies, yeesh. I was reminded how much I loved watching Will Kirby on BB and how much I HATED Jonathan on AR/Boogie on BB. That those two already irritate each other is something I suppose.

posting another message so I can to 150...yehaw!

Didn't take long for the LAK rule to come back into play, did it? 'An athletic event is a task that Kim isn't going to perform. Again.' Oh, yes, we'd better vote you off immediately. Otherwise, there's a chance you might have to do something, and this competition isn't about setting first-time records.

Ten thousand dollars... for each member of the winning team? Divided between them? What?

Since I don't watch The Real World, this was my first introduction to Coral and Miz. Gee, what interesting personalities y'all have there -- although Miz comes across as 'mostly harmless': the big talker with big guns who has no actual idea what 'aim' means. (It was still fun to see Matt drop him on the last throw, though -- and Matt's self-deprecating remark about his 'twelve-pack' brought back good memories.) On the other hand, I'm assuming Coral hasn't stopped yelling since the first second she ever saw a camera. Ye gawds. Breathe. It can't all be exhaling.

Obstacle Course=Super-Hyper-Mega-Lame. Listen closely and you could hear the ex-Survivors cracking up in the background.

It was fun watching Charla turn into a human punching bag, but she forgot the second half of the quarterstaff equation: momentum. You have to work up some speed on the swing, and all she did was give Rachel a series of massage taps. Whoopie.

Let's all say nice things about the play-by-play commentary.

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Maybe we should just wipe all of the 1970s from human history. It's not as if anything particularly sane happened.

Seems as though the Real World/Road Rules cast members who have done the challenges may have an advantage in these games due to the voting off process. The process is a little too familiar to them, and foreign to most of the others.

For a moment, when Adamle said the voted-off weren't going home, I thought they'd be held back until there were about six of them, and then turned into a team of their own.

Peeps of the site, say hello to the third prediction I've ever gotten right. I was just off by a few episodes.

Since I don't watch The Real World, this was my first introduction to Coral and Miz. Gee, what interesting personalities y'all have there -- although Miz comes across as 'mostly harmless': the big talker with big guns who has no actual idea what 'aim' means. (It was still fun to see Matt drop him on the last throw, though -- and Matt's self-deprecating remark about his 'twelve-pack' brought back good memories.) On the other hand, I'm assuming Coral hasn't stopped yelling since the first second she ever saw a camera. Ye gawds. Breathe. It can't all be exhaling.

You pegged The Miz correctly however, this was one the most controlled Coral I have seen. Just wait until she waylays into one of the women. She was very low keyed and nice lastnight compared to her MTV days.

Let's all say nice things about the play-by-play commentary.

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Bwahahaha! DH came home last night while I was watching. DH: Is that..? Me: Yes, She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Hired. DH: Who? Me: Voldemort. DH: Who? Me: Please don't make me say her name out loud. DH: What are you talking about?

Then he sat down to watch with me. I'll convert him yet.

Vols gave you basically the correct statements on the RW people.

Mike - OK, the Miz is essentially the ringer for this type of game. Since his season debuted, he's been the MVP of this type of crap. He is essentially a harmless blowhard, nice enough guy. The Miz team got the player you want in these challenges, since he does almost anything well (the only challenge I remember him getting eliminated on was the Battle of the Sexes, he had a rough streak). He came in 2nd on the Tough Enough challenge to become a pro wrestler IIRC, that says something, I just don't know what. Funny thing, that was his second win on the jousting events as he beat Abram (to be mentioned) in a joust for his life on the first Inferno.

Coral - We got lucky this episode. Typically, she is just as loud, but far more confrontational. For the first few series, she was attached to Mike (Miz) at the hip, and then she swapped over to a guy named Abram, think Mike but shorter, just as buff, and blonde. Queen beyotch of the RW/RR challenges. We got really lucky this episode, she was in good spirits

Theo - He's essentially Mike with less frequent TV appearences. Cool guy, I always liked him.

Yes, the Kim Decree is back in play, she somehow got to not do anything. (My guess is that she was the last resort in the joust), I actually forgot about that.

I love how they made fun of the obstacle course in the 70's version, and this course was essentially exactly the same.

Charla: What was the big fuss? I mean, everyone had to sign up for an event, and that's the one she could do best. Wouldn't it have been borderline hilarious to see her try the obstacle course though? She better be here for dodgeball, she'll be an unstoppable force if head shots don't count. The ultimate stalemate as she is unlikely to have the power to get the more attentive players out but not enough body space to get her out.

The PBP was fantastic, I don't know what you people are talking about. It drowned out Jonathan slightly.

And a note from me, was Bradford's Performance in Week 1 the most pathetic thing since Chris Kattan played poker for Bravo Reality TV Performances? Seriously, he messed up every single obstacle, he hit less targets than Victoria, and he got knocked off the joust.

Anybody catch it? Asking people not to vote for her because she's a strong competitor who's good at physical challenges. Unless she's completely dillusional and 100% psychotic (both stretches, I know) she had to have been thinking at the same time, "Gawd, I hope none of these people saw me on the Amazing Race."

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