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LAST EDITED ON 11-21-06 AT 05:43 PM (EST)

1. What sort of task would you have liked to see the teams do in Chernobyl?
I would have liked the *lyns to pick up radioactive waste.

2. Tyler/James and Dustin/Kandice have this weird sort of alliance going, and it seems for a change that it’s not motivated by the guys trying to get into the girls’ pants. What would T/J ultimately want from the Barbies, and vice versa?
The Beauty Queens want moisturizing tips from T/J; T/J want the names of some good couture-gown designers

3. Who was shooting at the Racers during the tank-driving Roadblock? (thanks, Seana!)
I think it was Niki/Jessica, but I might be cross-threading.

4. As James got stuck during the tank run, Tyler said that he (James) drove “like a girl.” Considering that allowed Dustin (a girl) to pass him, what should Tyler have said?
The *lyns beat me to the punchline - Tyler should have said James was out for a Sunday drive.

5. Stopping for directions every five minutes implies that the Cho brothers don’t have a lot of confidence in themselves. Look back into the Chos’ childhood and tell when/how this began.
Possibly when they were picked last for tee-ball? Or when they scored only 1550 on the SATs.

6. How is it that Bama did arguably the worst rap of the three teams that did so?
Have you heard Flava Flav lately? All I'm saying is, don't judge a book by its cover.

7. With Tyler and James and the Chos doing the Find the Music Detour, what would have been more appropriate pieces for them to have found? (For extra credit, do this for the teams that rapped also.)
Maybe they could have done "BEHIND the Music" and found Vanilla Ice's (excuse me, Rob Van Winkle's) career.

8. What on earth did “Kiev’s leading rap artist” use to get his club patrons excited for such lame performances by the Racers?
Ecstacy, and lots of it.
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9. Why did it take so long for a frustrated Bama to break off from the Chos?
That wasn't so long, You want long? Let Lyn, or Karlyn, tell you about childbirth.

10. What did Kiev’s finest really want to see the Chos’ documents for?
The Cho's were suspected of being Chinese (hey, they called it the homeland) dissidents smuggling their communistic ways back to the Ukraine (now with 100% democracy).

BONUS! Other than Rob getting pissed at their car breaking down, we didn’t see all that much of him and Kimberly this episode. What were they doing?
Getting along. Who wants to see that?
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ETA - an even worse rapper than Cam'ron.

~vintage tribephyl~

1. What sort of task would you have liked to see the teams do in Chernobyl?
Search through debris of former power plant to find one glowing green bar.

2. Tyler/James and Dustin/Kandice have this weird sort of alliance going, and it seems for a change that it’s not motivated by the guys trying to get into the girls’ pants. What would T/J ultimately want from the Barbies, and vice versa?

3. Who was shooting at the Racers during the tank-driving Roadblock? (thanks, Seana!)
Bilal, Sa'eed, Vipul and Arti, since they didn't get to do much else this season.
Welks, (as we used to say when I was a kid), Cyg! You'd think I'd have had a better answer.

4. As James got stuck during the tank run, Tyler said that he (James) drove “like a girl.” Considering that allowed Dustin (a girl) to pass him, what should Tyler have said?
He should have said James drove "like an Aiello".
Sorry to bring that season up.

5. Stopping for directions every five minutes implies that the Cho brothers don’t have a lot of confidence in themselves. Look back into the Chos’ childhood and tell when/how this began.

6. How is it that Bama did arguably the worst rap of the three teams that did so?
Yeah, who knew the worst wouldn't be Rob and Kimberly? Go figure. Well, I'm sure Karlyn felt entitled to be the best by virtue of having given birth. It's hard to give birth, you know. Therefore, anyone who has given birth and who is named Lyn or Karlyn should be able to do something not hard like talking over music.

7. With Tyler and James and the Chos doing the Find the Music Detour, what would have been more appropriate pieces for them to have found? (For extra credit, do this for the teams that rapped also.)
Chos Brothers: Farewell Symphony - Haydn
Tyler and James: The Great Gate of Kiev - Mussorgsky
Ah, classical music jokes. I'm such a dork. The T/J one is kind of obscure: they'd have to 'find the gate'...they get lost a lot... Sorry.

8. What on earth did “Kiev’s leading rap artist” use to get his club patrons excited for such lame performances by the Racers?

9. Why did it take so long for a frustrated Bama to break off from the Chos?

10. What did Kiev’s finest really want to see the Chos’ documents for?

BONUS! Other than Rob getting pissed at their car breaking down, we didn’t see all that much of him and Kimberly this episode. What were they doing?

I've had this screen up all day. I will finihs this when I get home later.

As usual, I post first, then read, then guffaw at the wonderful stuff, so if anything is copied, it's not my fault.

1. What sort of task would you have liked to see the teams do in Chernobyl?
Reading by body-glow; three-eyed fish catching; DNA scramble.

2. Tyler/James and Dustin/Kandice have this weird sort of alliance going, and it seems for a change that it’s not motivated by the guys trying to get into the girls’ pants. What would T/J ultimately want from the Barbies, and vice versa?
Geography lessons for the boys; bong-cleaning hints for the girls.

3. Who was shooting at the Racers during the tank-driving Roadblock?
Jiffy -- those three Emmys just made him sooooo gellus!

4. As James got stuck during the tank run, Tyler said that he (James) drove “like a girl.” Considering that allowed Dustin (a girl) to pass him, what should Tyler have said?
"The Eighties were just a blur."

5. Stopping for directions every five minutes implies that the Cho brothers don’t have a lot of confidence in themselves. Look back into the Chos’ childhood and tell when/how this began.
That unfortunate time when the boys wanted to sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. How is it that Bama did arguably the worst rap of the three teams that did so?
They actually were da bomb, it's just that because the teams that preceded them were so awful, the audience's ears were damaged and brains fried.

7. With Tyler and James and the Chos doing the Find the Music Detour, what would have been more appropriate pieces for them to have found? (For extra credit, do this for the teams that rapped also.)
Tyler and James -- "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds". Chos -- "Do You Know the Way to {anyplace}?

8. What on earth did “Kiev’s leading rap artist” use to get his club patrons excited for such lame performances by the Racers?
It was "real booze in the booze" night.

9. Why did it take so long for a frustrated Bama to break off from the Chos?
The Chos just couldn't get enough 'giving birth' stories.

10. What did Kiev’s finest really want to see the Chos’ documents for?
Somebody told the cops that the Chos were really spies from Tashkent -- and there was a crucial International Foosball League match between Ukraine and Tashkent that night.

BONUS! Other than Rob getting pissed at their car breaking down, we didn’t see all that much of him and Kimberly this episode. What were they doing?
Spying on the Ukrainian Foosball team practice.