Or as I like to call it, Islamic Terrorist Beard or Christian Terrorist Beard? (Hanging. Curveball.)
The fact that his favorite hamster is Spencer... well, if he had the feeds, that's not a particularly good sign. But right now, my biggest worry is Pop Star Sibling Terrorist Hair. Have you seen Frankie Grande? Are you aware that Julie has threatened a great deal of influential public vote for this whole season (five weeks) and that's Ariana's brother? Guess how long we have for fair balloting once that hits the websites. Tween phone bills are about to become CBS's major source of income. And not a penny of it will the hamsters see. Eer.
Jokers has already noted a possible pre-show connection -- he may know Paolo through last year's flash-hamster, Nick. The cast incest begins on Day One. Hamsterwatch already found a nude photo of Hayden. I already noted that they cast someone named Hayden. Also an Amber, Brittany, and Zach. I'm convinced Grodner just doesn't know that many names.
I smell recruits. Lots of them. Also jerks and bitches.
Think the rats gave them a Basic Racism Test this year? I do. But only to find out if they all knew how to do it.