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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by Seana on 10-16-06 at 00:54 AM
LAST EDITED ON 10-16-06 AT 04:02 PM (EST)

Here I am in Chettenad House. Right here with the Native Greeter guy (nice beard). I'm not hiding. I know exactly where I am. Just because the Cho brothers don't know where I am doesn't mean I'm lost. So there.

Peter and Sarah You're first again. Home gym for you. I have no idea how you're going to split that up to take to your separate residences later. It's not like this relationship is going to last more than a second after your contract with CBS is up.

Dustin and Kandice Well, well, well...maybe you two will be the first all-female team to win The Amazing Race, huh? You're right that you're not agressive enough. I think you haven't properly considered how much help I could be to you in your goal of winning the Race. I'm in Room 345 if you want to discuss that in further detail.

Rob and Kimberly You'll be pleased to hear that you'll be in poor, dirty, smelly countries rubbing up against poor, dirty, smelly foreigners for some time.

Erwin and Godwin Seriously, that is such a bad pic of me.

Why not this one?

Or here's a classy B&W with me in my snazzy hat:

Or even this one, showing my wild and crazy side:

My Golf Equipment has a better pic of us around somewhere, too.

Lyn and Karlyn I was wondering last week why Karlyn did the cliff-climbing Roadblock, since you had only done one. Now seeing you climb over the wall at the croc place, I'm sure I know why.

Tyler and James Oh dear, falling behind are you? You may not be playing agressively enough. I'm in Room 345 if you want to discuss that in further detail.

David and Mary Welcome to our first non-elimination leg! And lucky you! We've switched things up here on the Race and now you have a great big X right in the middle of your foreheads. That's right. If you come in first next leg, you have nothing to fear. But you'll be given a 30-minute penalty if you make any other place. Ask Tom and Terry how long 30 minutes takes. You could be in second and still wind up last. Have fun!


ETA:

Administrative Notes:

Please keep the game in the game thread or Bebo will come and kick your butt. You know she will.

New players are welcome! All the Racers, as well as The Native Greeter, Phil's Golf Equipment, Phil's Turtleneck and Sarah's Leg have been spoken for.

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"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by dabo on 10-16-06 at 01:04 AM
Will someone please tell Peter to stop talking while he's chewing, it's really annoying! And a bad example for my kids!

On second thought, will someone please tell Peter to just stop talking!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by jbug on 10-16-06 at 01:08 PM
>Will someone please tell Peter to
>stop talking while he's chewing,
>it's really annoying! And
>a bad example for my
>kids!

>On second thought, will someone please
>tell Peter to just stop
>talking!

For that matter, why not tell him to just stop breathing!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by warp_core breach on 10-17-06 at 00:21 AM
Yew, agin! Yew must be followin' us. Fhine, guess you can come home with us after this here race. Yew'll haveta sleep outside with them hounds though.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by Max Headroom on 10-16-06 at 09:28 AM
Hey Kimberly, DUCK!

On second thought, based on your opinion of my country, don't duck.


Clang!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by dragonflies on 10-16-06 at 09:46 AM
OW! You did that on purpose! See Rob, this is what happens in these poor fish smelling countries! Why haven't we gone to Europe yet? Everyone there is rich! And they have real buses and trains with air conditioning. Did you see that guy trying to grope me Rob? I'm glad you listened to me when I told you not to let anyone touch me.

Hey, we had a good leg. Again, I'm glad you listened to me and didn't fight me! Ok, so we dropped to 3rd, we're still in this!


talking since before I was born!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 10-16-06 at 12:11 PM
Keep on whining talking, baby. Because the more you and Rob complain about foreigners and foreign countries, the more the viewers will forget about my "offhand comments."


Did you know Freddy and I honeymooned in Senegal?

Psych.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by bystander on 10-16-06 at 12:28 PM
Who are you?


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 10-17-06 at 00:43 AM
I? Am the DAW beauty queen you only dream about becoming, toots. You have tiaras and titles, while I have a million dollars and a website, which baby Freddy has the honor of sharing with me. I hope you can find half as good a man who is worthy to have my children.


And I have a brain of my own. It's lightly used; wanna borrow it?
I didn't write my quote in my sig; somebody did it for me, and I have no idea what it means.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by CwazyWabbit on 10-17-06 at 02:34 AM
Oh, Babe! Of course I listened to you and of course I will protect you in this poor poor country in this poor poor part of the world. I'll protect you from gropy men, skinny Holy homeless cows, giant tied-up alligators, fishy smelling buses...oh, and tantrum throwing three-year-old boyfriends (Wasn't I nice and chilled on this leg?).

So, we're in India. Where's my curry?


Don't drink and drive. Why did that instructor keep telling ME that?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by bystander on 10-16-06 at 11:34 AM
Weeeeeee! Second Place baby! Look at us go. Our pageant competition training has served us well. You're looking at the first all female team to will The Amazing Race folks!!! Just like Kandice and I told you, we like it on top!

Now we just need to get past that sneaky Peter and the Bionic Woman and we'll have this all wrapped up. That Peter is always lurking around, looking over our shoulders, trying to sneek a peek at our Oobies. Phil is the only one permitted to peek at our Oobies. Well, we'd let Tyler and James take a peek but I hear they prefer the bottom, and we're all about the top!!!

Go Team Beauty!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by Max Headroom on 10-16-06 at 01:40 PM
Did you think that FLAT tire was a random event??


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by beau_30 on 10-16-06 at 04:36 PM
I am so glad I found you, its been hectic with out. Im glad your back. ANd Im glad phil gave you the attention needed, I got mine the last few days. I guess we just missed each other.

But yes Second Place. One more place. I think next leg, we need to get a 24 hour lead on everybody and we have the race in our bag, unless we get a chance. Could you imagine we get a 24 hour lead, and a fast foward and beat phil to the pitstop. We can be there and be like PHIL, You are the first to arrive at our ooobies, do what you like

Im just so excitied, I'm so excited I can't help it. OH PHIL TAKE ME NOW!!!

Blondes have Feelings as well

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by alec7 on 10-18-06 at 02:39 PM
Babe, we’re versatile. We’ll be on top again in no time.



Just as soon as we learn to color inside the lines

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by Sahara on 10-16-06 at 12:27 PM
Okay, now you see my beautiful backside as I try to climb over the ledge....did you know that was just as hard as being in labor?

I'm sure my child is so proud of Mommy's beautiful backside.


We put the "pain" in Labor Pains!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by cahaya on 10-16-06 at 04:00 PM
Here we are again, under the radar, finishing in the middle of the pack.

How under the radar can you get teaming up most of the day with gals like Lyn and Karlyn?

Hey, baby, you're single, right?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by Sahara on 10-16-06 at 06:59 PM
Hey, honey, did you like what you saw? *tee hee* Yeah, babe, I am a SINGLE MOM, in case you hadn't caught that yet. You know, I've been through LABOR. But I'm single.

Let's meet on the mat at midnight, baby, and go do some explorin'!



"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by tvgeek401 on 10-17-06 at 08:00 PM
I was worried about getting the other two teams onto that flight. I'm glad Lyn and Karlyn got on, but I feel bad for Mary and Dave. At least we get to team up with them next week.


We're so under the radar that even I forget about myself.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by warp_core breach on 10-17-06 at 00:27 AM
Hey, y'all. Mary's all worried 'bout me eyein' up them there bootie qewens butts, but I gots ta say that them th're black bootie's awlmost is as inticin' as Mary's cottage cheeze butt - AWLMOST. I steel luv my ole lady's cheeze butt!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by bystander on 10-17-06 at 12:52 PM
AAwww, you're so cute, in a Deliverance kinda way. Thanks for noticing our nice tight butts but I really don't wanna be chained in your basement for the next few months. I've heard all about you West Virginians.

I prefer the chains that Phil has in his suite.


Kandice? Stay away from this one!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by Cyndimaus on 10-18-06 at 11:55 AM
You go, girl! I climbed the Great Wall and you climbed the...um...a decent sized wall. You keep it up! (or at least work hard to get up over it)

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by foonermints on 10-16-06 at 02:24 PM
GYM equipment? You've got to be joking, mon! No more free cruises and trips from ME? No wonder all these Bozos get lost, miss their bus, scream and yell. Y'all need a clay headed ugly troll as a guide. I've got more brains than all of you!


Where are my plugs, Phil? What am I, invisible?!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by bystander on 10-16-06 at 02:31 PM
Plugs? Sorry little fella, Terry and Tom were eliminated last week. They were in need of the plugs.


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by foonermints on 10-16-06 at 06:00 PM
Why would they need plugs? Are they advertising something?


Whatever do you mean?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by Seana on 10-16-06 at 03:33 PM
Well, we here at TAR decided that we have been too commercial in the last couple Races, you know, like Christmas. So we've done away with promoting Travelocity and, well, every other company. You notice I gave away a "home gym" this week, not a Bowflex® or something.


Sorry, no more searching for gnome bits buried in a field.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by foonermints on 10-16-06 at 06:25 PM
LAST EDITED ON 10-16-06 AT 07:05 PM (EST)

Listen up, ManBoobie! I'm not sure if my masters pulled our plugs from your lose-your-ratings-show (and you can thank that idiotic "family edition" for that), or if it just turns out that I'm too sexy for my pants.


>we have been too commercial in the last couple Races<
Oh sure, you'd turn down commercial money. What's the going rate for your rat-hole show? Fifty bucks?

eta: My apologies. The Travelocity Gnome is out of my control, possibly because of the Vodka, and it's a mean drunk. Gnomie is pee'd because of the invisibility issue. Sundra, anyone?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by Denalio on 10-16-06 at 07:14 PM
Hooooo-weeee! That shore was a close one, warn't it hunny?

But thank goodness it war a non-eliminah-aytion leg. It was so dark when we got to that thar pit stop, I coulda hardly see nothing. I was groping my way thar. David, I jus' cain't believe we are still in this here race. I am so proud a'ya.

Now I gots something else to say for shore too. What is going on with that feller, Peter? He be makin' fun mimickally on us saying alls I do is wander around saying "where do we go? "David, mah ankles hurtin'" "Damnit" and "You see a Burger King around here?" Well, young man, I will have you know IT's MCDONALDS, NOT that dagnubbit Burger King. GET IT RIGHT!!!!!

Now I have a general level of the irritatinness already but you are riling up my very last nerve when you say I am looking for a Burger King. Heck, that is BLASPHERMUS where I am from. MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! You better get it right next time or Ah'm gonna pummel ya over yur haid with the little girlies metal leg.



Oh I have much more ta say too. But mah ankle hurts so I'll be right back soon now, ya hear? Damnit. Where do we go? Is thar a McDonalds aroun' here?

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by warp_core breach on 10-17-06 at 00:18 AM
Awwww shucks hunny. Yew done n'r bought me ta teers! Sayin' youse loves me'n'all and thats youse proud of me. I'm reeeally glad we's still in this here race. Why when we wins the mellion dahllars, I'm gonna show ya a darn tootin' good time. We's gonna takes them kids of ares to that there Dis'ny Wohrld - that's wh're that there big-azz mowse hangs out. What's his name gin? Oh, yeah, Mihky, that's it. Anyways, then we's all go on yonder to the closet Mickey D's! Ahh ha ha ha. Jist kiddin' - we's gonna be mellion airs. It's Pizza Hut fer the family from now on! Also, I'm gonna take youse into that tewth doc in town - dintist and I'm gonna git him to turn them purly browns of yours to puurly whytes!!

But in tha meentime, I'll treat ya to a Big Mac, darlin!



I'm not sure 'bout you Denalio but I find redneck-ease tirin'!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by CouchTater on 10-16-06 at 09:43 PM
A home gym? Pfft! I am Sarah's home gym.



In serious need of hydraulic fluid. Need. a. drink. please. I'll trade, one blonde A-hole partner for some fluid, please.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by foonermints on 10-16-06 at 11:59 PM
A drinky-poo? Here ya go, Leggo! *hehe's hysterically* *pours vodka into hydraulics* *vomits*


Dinn't get any onya, di' I? *klunk*
*grumbles maniacally in sleep*

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by Molaholic on 10-16-06 at 10:40 PM
Welcome to India!

I must appologise for my not appearing earlier in the Greeting's area, as there was a Union meeting that ran long. (just don't tell EPBvM!)

I am so glad that everybody did so well driving in India. I realize that it isn't easy to be on the wrong side of the car, the wrong side of the road and deal with rogue bovines competing for a share of the space-time continuum on the highway.

Congratualtions to Peter and Sarah on the win. You must have some secret friends in high places to give you all those breaks.

Rob and Kimberly -- yes, it's true -- India isn't Europe.

Erwin and Godwin, I lvoe your shirts. But you should have heard what Phil said about them behind your backs!

David and Mary. What can I say. You got lucky with the NEL, then lucky again that you won't have to go begging amoungst the poor of India. Just watch out for that 30 min. penalty next week. You never know who will sneak up on you over that time.


Not only Ubiquitous, but Superfluous too!

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by Max Headroom on 10-17-06 at 08:15 AM
Finally someone didn't blame their late arrival on a bad taxi driver.

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by CattyChat on 10-17-06 at 11:38 AM
I'm still not having any fun. I've never considered myself handicapped before . . . until I had to subject myself to being in Peter's presence 24/7!!

I was so tempted to strap Peter to the gurney instead of that poor alligator.

I wish I could have saved one of those alligator bands for Peter's mouth. Something else to add to my list of Peter's faults . . . chewing like a cow while talking.

At least there was finally a road block that Peter WOULD do . . . interesting that it's a driving task. Hey girls, I guess that means Peter the chauvinist doesn't think women can drive.

You know, instead of yelling at me to hurry up with my poor malfunctioning prosthetic (even without hydraulic fluid, my leg is more useful tool than Peter) maybe you could actually give me a hand, Peter!!

Would anyone blame me if I beat Peter senseless with my prosthetic? Anyone at all?


I just told them I lost my leg in an alligator attack

"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by popeave on 10-17-06 at 01:41 PM
LAST EDITED ON 10-17-06 AT 08:37 PM (EST)

*smack*chomp*snort*
mmm! mmm! these sure are good crackers!
*smack*
I'm not sure what the problem is. We are the best team in the whole race! We're in first place.

'scuze me while I run to the restroom real quick

I can figure things out and get us where we need to go the fastest. And *chomp* between the two of us, we can cover all the tasks. You're great at things like climbing because you're so small, and I'm *chew*chew* great at things like making sure the boat doesn't float away while you're rapelling down the rocks.

Pardon me - just another quick run to the restroom... *looks over Dustin's shoulder, hoping to either catch a glimpse of what she and Kandace are planning or catch a glimpse of her oobies down the front of her tank top*

Nobody's going to out-strategize us *munch* because I can get my nose into everyone's *smack* business. You just follow along with me, little sister, and we'll be in great shape!


"RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.5"
Posted by dabo on 10-19-06 at 02:51 AM
So, dewd, why hain't yuz gots Sarah's laig all fluided up yait? She's needz it baid, whut's yer problum?