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"LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by tribephyl on 04-02-12 at 04:04 AM
With Jonas' departure, now all the bootees now join the jury. This means one thing.
Means it's become Ponderosa Time!
We Losers, however, amp up the phun!

On the show, Cussing cuss cussers, Tarzan, Jonas and Alicia, cuss blur bleep *cymbal crash*.
And at the lodge...
While swearing was minimal, the buttjokes definitely kept the censors on alert.
Your Tail Following May Vary.

HutCam Results:
A. Loser Manna: Alicia ~ Jonas ~ Tarzan (5)
B. Non-Sprinter: Alicia ~ Chelsea ~ Christina ~ Jay ~ Kat ~ Kim ~ Leif ~ Michael ~ Sabrina (5)
C. No Respite: Jonas ~ Kim ~ Kat ~ Leif ~ Michael ~ Tarzan (5)
D. No Safety: Everyone but Troyzan (5)
E. Disposable Vote: Alicia (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Michael (5)

This week, 5cats, CT, Dakota, Georj, qwerty and jbug get top HutCam honors. Sooo close to perfect.

As for the G● bonus:
This week: 2 G● Bonus Points for each different type of Mayanese Sammie you received. Of 10 possible items, no one got all 10.
However... Congrats to CT, D'Abby, Georj, jbug and Wall66 for receiving the most varied array.
8 of 10:
CT ~ 16
D'Abby ~ 16
Georj ~ 16
jbug ~ 16
Wall66 ~ 16

7 of 10:
FloPo ~ 14
Moley ~ 14

6 of 10:
abs ~ 12
bydude ~ 12
Dakota ~ 12
qwerty ~ 12

5 of 10:
5cats ~ 10

4 of 10:
suzzer ~ 8
Vix ~ 8

3 of 10:
Gupster ~ 6


With regards to Token Values, for the final Treasure chest token take alone it turned out like so...
FloPo: $2.65
D'Abby: $2.28
jbug: $2.22
Moley: $2.12
Dakota: $2.05
Wall66: $1.74
bydude: $1.74
CT: $1.58
Georj: $1.48
qwerty: $1.45
Vix: $1.26
abs: $1.22
Gupster: $1.14
5cats: $0.78
suzzer: $0.65

Now, added to your previous token totals, with the goal being closest to $3.00 without going over...
FloPo: $4.92 Over by $1.91
D'Abby: $4.03 Over by $1.02
jbug: $3.38 Over by $0.37
Moley: $2.93
bydude: $2.87
CT: $2.86
Dakota: $2.80
qwerty: $2.78
Wall66: $2.67
Georj: $2.65
Gupster: $2.57
abs: $2.41
5cats: $2.32
Vix: $2.10
suzzer: $1.87


Therefore the Overall winner of the SlotBox Challenge is, Molaholic!

As an overall prize, Molaholic has gained the spotlight!
Yes, Loser Lodge is officially announcing the newest Holiday to add to your calendars.
Moley Day!
So, in exactly 2 weeks, Molaholic will become the honorary mentionable of the G● Bonus.
All Moley. Certainly Molecentric. In all his Omnimolescense.

Until then...
Overall...

With G● bonus points and HutCams combined, it means jbug, Georj and CT acheive the best weekly scores.
Lowest scorer of the week, Gupster!
Way to go, fishman!
FP retains her Overall TopLoser status, with even less wiggle room than last week.


LOSER
HutCam
G●
this time
last time
over time
FloPo
15
14
29
284
313
CT
20
16
36
272
308
D'Abby
15
16
31
266
297
Georj
20
16
36
231
267
Dakota
20
12
32
233
265
suzzer
15
8
23
237
260
Vix
15
8
23
234
257
bydude
15
12
27
229
256
Moley
15
14
29
222
251
Wall66
10
16
26
223
249
jbug
20
16
36
187
223
abs
15
12
27
184
211
5cats
20
10
30
181
211
qwerty
20
12
32
114
146
Gupster
10
6
16
121
137

6.5 weeks to go...

Down the path in the SE corner of the island, just below laplaya, is Hut-Cam.
Please take a moment to give an account of your stay AND answer the following set of questions...
HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5)
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5)
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5)
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)

G● Bonus


Big Phat Betting Circus
This weeks theme has us back at the G● venue, which has been set up with a PHAT/Vegas/Circus vibe.
Tons of pimpish color and bling dripping heavy on the bevy of ... well heavies.

We've got Phat Alivis and his Phat-Phollies!

Some giant gnoshes...

and gargantuan cocktails should add to the...

wait what's that skinny girl doing in here?
Sheesh, the least we can do for the big Man himself, Big Phat, since he has gone to such widths to please, is to embrace the theme.
Pack it on, in which ever way you choose but by posting a picture of yourself at your biggest best, maybe even dressed for the occasion, I will gather Big Phat would be most obliged. AND I will offer 10 points.

Next go ahead and enter the Betting Circus.
Taking Place Below.

Table of contents
Messages in this discussion
"Big Phat Betting Circus"
Posted by tribephyl on 04-02-12 at 04:10 AM
LAST EDITED ON 04-04-12 AT 07:32 PM (EST)

Welcome, to the 3 rings.
Each Ring will be described below.
For now, your token totals and the overall rules...

Due to the 3 week slot box challenge you all accumulated a small bag of change.
Limited to $3.01 a loser, I have converted these back into tokens for the purposes of this weeks G● bonus.
But before we get to the betting, I need to let you know that I will automatically turn these tokens-coins-tokens into points at a ratio of 2 tokens per point.
Therefore, and in the interest of full disclosure...
FloPo: $3.01 = 30 tokens (or 15 points)
D'Abby: $3.01 = 30 tokens (or 15 points)
jbug: $3.01 = 30 tokens (or 15 points)
Moley: $2.93 = 29 tokens (or 15 points)
bydude: $2.87 = 29 tokens (or 15 points)
CT: $2.86 = 29 tokens (or 15 points)
Dakota: $2.80 = 28 tokens (or 14 points)
qwerty: $2.78 = 28 tokens (or 14 points)
Wall66: $2.67 = 27 tokens (or 14 points)
Georj: $2.65 = 27 tokens (or 14 points)
Gupster: $2.57 = 26 tokens (or 13 points)
abs: $2.41 = 24 tokens (or 12 points)
5cats: $2.32 = 23 tokens (or 12 points)
Vix: $2.10 = 21 tokens (or 11 points)
suzzer: $1.87 = 19 tokens (or 10 points)

OR you can take your tokens and participate in 1 or all of the 3 rings of the Betting Circus.
Possibly creating a situation where you could potentially increase your take by 100+%
I'll still be reverting the tokens at a 2 to 1 point ration after this G● bonus is over.
So really, what do you have to lose? *wink*wink*

Now that we're all set, we'll get right to the First Ring of the Betting Circus.


Ring 1:

Dice
OR
Phat Craps
Based off of 3 dice rolls, you will place as many tokens in as many of the offered areas of betting as your token supply or phat daring allows.
There will be a 3 total rolls so there could be many many ways of winning.

In your reply (along with your hutcam), place your tokens on any of the corresponding letters. Hoping at least one of the dice rolls will be within it.







Ring 2:
Cards
OR
Big 21

The game is 21. Wherein using the values of the cards in your hand you will try to get a better hand than the Dealer by getting yourselves as close to 21 without going over.
This game will be played against the Dealer.
The dealers hand showing is...
DEALER: 7♥ and ...
For strategy purposes the dealer must HIT on 15 and must STAY at 16.

We are using 2 through K, in all four suits. The 4 Aces being replaced with 2 Jokers and 2 Wild Cards.
Of course, the Jokers and the Wild Cards will be worth whatever value you decide.
Numerals (2 thru 10) are worth their face value and face cards (J ~ Q ~ K) are worth 10.

To even begin, it will cost you 10 tokens to play.
Play your tokens and Claim a Chair associated with a starter hand from below.
One Card is exposed, the other will be revealed as soon as you claim it in this thread and then by pm'ing me to see it.
(Therefore, 1 hand per loser.)
I will explain the rest of your options when you claim your hand.

Chair: Starter Hands


Georj: 2♥ and (claimed)
Chair 2: 3♠ and (pm to claim)
qwerty: J♠ and (claimed)
Chair 4: 5♣ and (pm to claim)
Chair 5: 6♥ and (pm to claim)
Chair 6: 4♣ and (pm to claim)
CT: K♣ and (claimed)
Gupster: 9♣ and (claimed)
Chair 9: 6♠ and (pm to claim)
jbug: 10♠ and (claimed)
Chair 11: 8♣ and (pm to claim)
Vix: J♦ and (claimed)
Chair 13: 3♣ and (pm to claim)
D'Abby: Q♠ and (claimed)
Chair 15: 4♥ and (pm to claim)


Ring 3:
Doors
OR
tribe's Paradox
This game will cost 10 tokens.
This also must be initiated with a pm.

Each of you has 3 doors in front of you.
Blue, Green and Pink.
You may only choose a single door.
Click on the door to PM me with your door choice. You could win the pot total.
Simple Pimple...or is it?

POT Total: 46 Tokens

"RE: Big Phat Betting Circus"
Posted by jbug on 04-03-12 at 07:57 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-03-12 AT 07:58 PM (EST)

big oops here!

"I'm in trouble.... but"
Posted by jbug on 04-03-12 at 08:03 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-04-12 AT 02:47 PM (EST)

At least I don't need any anti itch cream like some losers here....
A. Loser Manna: Alicia
B. Non-Sprinter: Leif
C. No Respite: Kat
D. No Safety: Chelsea
E. Disposable Vote: Tarzan
F. Damaged Goods: Kat

OOPS - apparently I can't use the same tokens over.
Who knew I had to divie them up? ( D'Abby)

Tokens in
a 5
b 5
c 5
d 5
e 5
f 5

Chair 10: 10♠
pm'd

"RE: Big Phat Betting Circus"
Posted by qwertypie on 04-04-12 at 01:39 AM
LAST EDITED ON 04-04-12 AT 05:10 PM (EST)

Gimme chair 3 - J♠

OOOOOH - a circus! I wanna be a contortionist!

A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5)Tarzan
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5)Leif
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Jay
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5)Jay
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5)Alicia
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)Troyzan

"RE: Big Phat Betting Circus"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 04-04-12 at 03:39 PM
Ring #1 - 11 tokens on C
Ring #2 - I'll take Chair 12


Tribe makes me sparkle!

"RE: Big Phat Betting Circus"
Posted by Georjanna on 04-04-12 at 05:30 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-04-12 AT 05:50 PM (EST)

What a week! What should arrive fresh-off-the-boat in the middle of Perdido’s world-renowned celebration of April’s International Renaissance Rabbit Season but the world-renowned Big Phat Betting Circus!

Oh, the phun! Oh, the phrivolity! Oh, the conphusion!

Or not. So far, I seem to be the only Loser who’s bumped into the bunny-butted carnival. So, I’ll get right to Big Phat’s Circus.

In Ring One: I’ll place 7 (seven) tokens on Line b

In Ring Two: I’d like to purchase Chair 1 - 2♥ (PM Sent)

In Ring Three: I’ll choose the Green Door (PM Sent)

Notes on the IRRS and more phatshots to follow.


"RE: Big Phat Betting Circus"
Posted by 5cats on 04-04-12 at 06:36 PM
Bonus Claim Chair 7 & pmed

A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) Alicia
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5) Alicia
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Alicia
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) Alicia
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) Alicia
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Sabrina

"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by jbug on 04-02-12 at 10:56 AM
LAST EDITED ON 04-02-12 AT 10:58 AM (EST)

I've never seen my name bolded so many times in one place! Almost as good as having my name in lights!

If only I had not been greedy in taking one of those tokens for myself, I wouldn't have gone over. How was I to know so many of you would give so generously to me!

I'll be back (Arnold voice).

that didn't take long. Yea, I let myself go for awhile. But this was years ago! Still, I was hot, right? right? RIGHT?




you rock Agman!

"nyuk-nyuk-nyuk"
Posted by suzzee on 04-02-12 at 11:41 AM

"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by byoffer on 04-02-12 at 10:59 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-02-12 AT 11:09 PM (EST)

HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) Alicia
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5) Alicia
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Alicia
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) Alicia
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) Alicia
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Alicia

G● Bonus
Elvis was and always will be the King. As with any performed, it starts with a good band:

These guys are big in Phinland and Phresia. Not-so-much in Filadelphia.

And in the King's honour I don my new karaoke outfit...

You guys will be eatin' my phabulous philharmonic phour-beat musical phlashes.

Ring 1: all in on C


"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by Dakota on 04-03-12 at 11:30 AM
He's calling us all phat.


This is a phun place. Love the beaches, the spa and the bar. There are hotties galore, including a couple of sea creatures that send a tingle up my leg. The girls don't cuss at each other, rip up each others clothes or vomit like on those reality shows. We may be losers but we've got class. On to the best guess portion of my HutCam visit. BTW Tribe, I do appreciate the phabulous rephreshments you have in here this season. Makes me want to stay (cue up Jason and Kelly).

HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) ALICIA
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5) LEIF
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) TARZAN
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) TARZAN
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) KIM
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) ALICIA

Heading to the Betting Circus later. See ya.


AgmanArt 2012

"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by suzzee on 04-03-12 at 02:44 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-04-12 AT 02:40 PM (EST)

I seemed to have developed a certain condition. Pass the salve please and just FYI, stay ON the path. scritch-scritch

I've always wanted to really let loose and here's my chance


I am the Next Loser Idol

BTW, those are hubcaps off a '56 Chevy.

Anyway back to the Hut Cam. I've gotten a chance to explore the island and it is very beautiful. OK, I got wasted and got lost on my way back to my room.

HutCam Entry
A. Alicia
B. Sabrina
C. Kat
D. Kat
E. Christina
F. Troy


OH! Ring 1

The rest of my tokens (9) on: A

Well, that was pathetically quick. sigh Oh well Coco, another round and keep them coming



A Tribe masterpiece


"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by DearAbby on 04-03-12 at 03:27 PM
The food here on the island is awesome! I must say, though, the giant gnoshes and gargantuan cocktails are making it tough to keep my weight down. I think I need a little more exercise.

A. Loser Manna: Alicia
B. Non-Sprinter: Leif
C. No Respite: Kat
D. No Safety: Chelsea
E. Disposable Vote: Tarzan
F. Damaged Goods: Troyzan

G● Bonus

Ring 1: Phat Craps
a ~ 2 tokens
b ~ 2 tokens
c ~ 2 tokens
d ~ 2 tokens
e ~ 1 token
f ~ 1 token

Ring 2: Big 21
Chair 14 ~ 10 tokens

Ring 3: tribe's Paradox
PM sent ~ 10 tokens

"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by jbug on 04-04-12 at 12:09 PM
show off!


you rock Agman!

"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by DearAbby on 04-04-12 at 02:32 PM


Picked from agman's garden

"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by Molaholic on 04-03-12 at 05:01 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-03-12 AT 05:08 PM (EST)

Therefore the Overall winner of the SlotBox Challenge is, Molaholic!

Wow. I have no words. Whodathunk that a measly $2.93 would be so important? Thank you everyone. I promise to be a benevolent autocrat.

It's good to be a winner!


HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: TARZAN
B. Non-Sprinter: SABRINA
C. No Respite: LEIF
D. No Safety: TARZAN
E. Disposable Vote: ALICIA
F. Damaged Goods: LEIF


Considering my recent run of luck, I'll put all of my tokens on a in the dice game.



Tribe does it again

"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by Dakota on 04-04-12 at 05:22 PM
*like*
"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by kingfish on 04-04-12 at 03:14 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-05-12 AT 11:31 AM (EST)


So, it's a sunny day at Loser Lodge, I wake up feeling good, the Pookie birds are chirping, I got my daily Sudoku, I settle on to the throne in Hutcam, ready to do my morning business,, I unload, and suddenly I find myself (and my business) flying thru the air into the surf.

Someone installed a poop activated launcher in Hutcam, and I see Coco smirking away behind a bush.

I get a glass of OJ and it dribbles down my chin. Someone replaced my glass with a dribble glass.

I put on my flip flops and find myself stuck to the floor.

I try to take a nap in a hammock and the the palm trees collapse, they've been partially sawed thru.

Of course, it's April Fool's day, and I've been fooled.

Well, I can take a joke, so I return to HutCam for the weekly taping

"Hi, Kingfish here, and here are my offerings.

A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. Christina

B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". Chelsea

C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. Alicia

D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. Alicia

E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. Alicia

F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. Christina "

Ring 1:
10 tokens on C

Here I have to introduce Uncle Ralph. He runs a halfway house for runaway girls. He's not phat, nor is he Phun, but he does a good job getting runaway girls to run back home.


If you want your Phlat Phlying Phat Phun to go Splat,

April Fool's Day at Loser Lodge.



Tribes' Phat Phunny Phantastic Sig.

"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by suzzee on 04-04-12 at 04:11 PM
I just started thinking of the Nekid Volleyball Tournament for some reason.



Sweet! Thanks to Ag!

"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by agman on 04-04-12 at 09:51 PM
UGGGGHHHHHH, I think I'm gonna be sick!.....I'll never think of nekkid volleyball the same way again!!!!!


"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by CTgirl on 04-04-12 at 03:31 PM
HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Alicia
B. Non-Sprinter: Lief
C. No Respite: Kat
D. No Safety: Kat
E. Disposable Vote: Sabrina
F. Damaged Goods: Alicia

G● Bonus
19 tokens on Chair 7
10 tokens on Door B

Dance on...

"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by Wallflower66 on 04-04-12 at 03:48 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-04-12 AT 04:11 PM (EST)

HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5)
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5)
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5)
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)

Off to workout some of these pounds and make the rockin' world go round!



"Vix Fat Pix"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 04-04-12 at 04:02 PM
Wondertwin-Hutcam... ACTIVATE! *snap*

A. Loser Manna: Kim
B. Non-Sprinter: Leif
C. No Respite: Kat
D. No Safety: Christina
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. Sabrina
F. Damaged Goods: Kat

G● Bonus

A little walk down memory lane.... some of you may recall a former lodge frolic when a dear old friend, Guppy, along with his partner in crime, ByDangles, were practicing body painting on a few of us lady losers. I must say, their skills were commendable and I still remember how FABULOUS we looked with our derriers painted!

What most of you don't know is that the four of us didn't ALWAYS have buns of steel. Below is a photo from the archive which I've dusted off for you. I won't call any of my fellow lady losers out, but you know who you are. Me? I'm not afraid to say it. That's me on the far left. Many, many, twinkies ago.


"RE: Vix Fat Pix"
Posted by kingfish on 04-05-12 at 11:35 AM
Ah yes, I remember it well. You all jumping in the ocean, the tsunami in Japan, good times.
"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by agman on 04-04-12 at 06:17 PM
HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) Alicia
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5) Alicia
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Alicia
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) Alicia
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) Alicia
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Alicia



Dude, I always thought this board was bigger!

"A HutCam Sneak Peek"
Posted by Georjanna on 04-04-12 at 06:57 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-04-12 AT 07:21 PM (EST)

The International Renaissance Rabbit Season of 2012 presents One World


Background: Rabbits of the Rainbow by Pamela Silin-Palmer

"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by Flowerpower on 04-04-12 at 10:45 PM
slinks in as quiet as a mouse...

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUKNKu_yNmNi_UxllFAHe4Y65MwAv-vpgtvOs-j_tn5cdNQKvklQ

....and, in disguise...

and prays that Mister Tribe was asleep and didn't see me come in....LATE. WHAT A LOSER....

"RE: LoserLodge15: 6.5 weeks to go"
Posted by agman on 04-05-12 at 00:44 AM
>and prays that Mister Tribe was
>asleep and didn't see me
>come in....LATE. WHAT A LOSER....


Actually, that's the kind of thing that makes you a winner! The point of this game is to be a loser. Why do you think I make a point of never winning this game?



Okay, I admit there is no way anyone is going to believe that but what the heck, it was worth a try! hee hee

"As I said earlier ... "
Posted by Georjanna on 04-06-12 at 06:43 AM
It seems that I am the only Loser who has discovered Perdido’s annual April outbreak of cottontailed cotillions and revelries. But, as the International Renaissance Rabbit Season events multiply - no derogatory species-specific inference intended - in anticipation of Sunday’s Egg Extravaganza and Hare Fairy Finale, I suspect that several more of us may stumble - no derogatory sub-species-specific inference intended - across the festivities. So, I’ve put together a short list:

1. Humans are welcome in all of the celebration’s venues. However, you must appear in locally-available - and outrageously priced - Aunt Clara PJs. As you’ll see, I purchased three suits - Size Chocolate Chubby Plus. But, if you’re over thirty - substantial or svelte - I don’t recommend the styles that force hopping. I really, really don’t. No muscle in my hind legs will ever forget that furry white number with the mix-n-match ears and tails. Or forgive me.

2. Protocol dictates that renaissance dress is reserved for all of the other creatures. Exclusively. Do not go there. Besides, corset stays hurt. Excruciatingly.

3. Although an observation follows, as far as I know that’s about it for rules. I’ve learned the hard way, however, that rabbits hold both their liquor and their grudges long and well. And they don’t name every-other-one of their offspring Thumper without reason. Too, most of the good times are happening after after-hours at Nutz - where the bouncers - I think that they're bouncers - aren’t bunnies but may well be named Thumper. So play nice.

Note 1: If you’re both sober enough to manage the hand-off, I’m told that you can pick up a free schedule of the weekend's gatherings from the also-world-renowned nature enthusiast, wildlife expert, lodge gardener and honorary IRRS Big Buck – Sphinx Mandrill – at the bar. But I just grab a stool and wait for the parade to come to me.

Note 2: I've heard that Sphinx is organizing one of his critically acclaimed Wild Wild Warrens tours during the holiday. I have no idea where you may sign up. And unless there are points or tokens or damning faint praise involved, I don't plan to find out. The Nature Walks were bad enough. Can you imagine following that down a rabbit hole!

4. Even out here, “The Cause” has arrived. And this Season, the IRRS has elected to address a regrettable and ancient slander - that rabbits are, by nature, much too proactively procreative - by designing and producing two leaflets that profess to "tastefully and accurately" depict The Caring Hare Experience.

In return for distributing several bundles of the leaflets from the softly purring deck of my Hot Little Red Scooter, I received back-road billboard recognition, a very uplifting ceremonial moment and Season-long free drinks (See Gallery Below).

So, if you too are by nature habitually vain and compulsively thirsty, you might ask if there are any more of those beacons of Light, Progress and Pithy PR awaiting delivery to a hut near you.


~ Gallery ~
Backgrounds by Pamela Silin-Palmer


The Babe with the Eggs!


Someone said that the fox was my friend. I think it was the fox.


Silly, silly band. If it is a band. Is it a band? Silly, blurry band!


Oh, Lord! It's so hard to be humble ...

"you lovely..."
Posted by jbug on 04-06-12 at 09:15 AM
but you phat too


you rock Agman!

"Yes, Ma'am "
Posted by Georjanna on 04-07-12 at 06:15 AM

Phat, phull and sassy. Lovin' LL. And your champagne and cookies are waiting …
"Ewe's not phat"
Posted by DearAbby on 04-07-12 at 12:57 PM

Ewe's just phluffy.

"Thank you, Miss Abby!"
Posted by Georjanna on 04-07-12 at 04:47 PM

Phluffy is nice. Ewe want a cookie?

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