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"Officially opening up the Big Brother Bashing season for 2014."
Posted by kingfish on 06-20-14 at 12:18 PM
Bash away, Bash away, Bash away all.
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"RE: Officially opening up the Big Brother Bashing season for 2014."
Posted by jbug on 06-20-14 at 03:29 PM
Like The Bachelor and Bachelorette, BB is one of my guilty pleasures.



"Here we go again."
Posted by Estee on 06-21-14 at 05:25 PM
Caleb had a few words to say after the President's reelection. They have since been removed from Instagram -- but not before people got a good look at them, and after his sibling tried to defend him through saying that all the complainers were probably just Democrats in the first place.

I'm quoting this exactly.

"insain_physique @lockehart12 you believe in murder? You agree with fags? I guess so but I don't agree with murdering A innocent baby which he clearly doesn't mind. Nothin has changed in these last four years. You know it. Your just a democrat that wants that Muslim monkey in office. I'm done with you, your dismissed
insain_physique @lockehart12 also if you could see straight and wasn't color blind the map if the US is completely red, thank god he only gets 4 more years. You and the other democrats will wish you never voted for him soon. Good job."

*covers eyes*

I now believe Grodner actually has orgasms over this.

"RE: Here we go again."
Posted by snidget on 06-22-14 at 09:17 AM
I mean at this point it is hard to argue she isn't deliberately recruiting for this.

I mean I know there is a lot more of this out there than I really want to believe (I know I'm cute when I'm in denial) but given the social media out there, etc, how do they not know this is what they are auditioning?

I mean I do understand you want personalities that are going to conflict for the dramaz, but do they think the only conflict there can be is between bigots and the minorities?

"RE: Here we go again."
Posted by kingfish on 06-23-14 at 08:38 AM
LAST EDITED ON 06-23-14 AT 10:28 AM (EST)

I think you have to give Grodner points for promoting diversity. This year, the BBBB (Big Brother Bigot Bozoid) is a male.

With that in mind, I wonder if she put out recruitment feelers for Phil Robertson. I hate to mention it, actually, because it would probably be a ratings bonanza for BB.


"RE: Here we go again."
Posted by Estee on 06-23-14 at 10:50 AM
LAST EDITED ON 06-23-14 AT 10:51 AM (EST)

The rats are cheap: getting the personal-and-only author of the Bible would be too far outside their budget.

However, they did cast his physical youthened clone.

That's not a joke.

Meet Donny Thompson, Hamster and Shameless Audience Segment Grab.

"RE: Here we go again."
Posted by suzzee on 06-25-14 at 06:54 PM
Did Fidel find the fountain of youth?


I should be watched....closely.

"RE: Here we go again."
Posted by Estee on 06-23-14 at 10:48 AM
I think what we're seeing is Grodner's version of learning from experience. Any publicity is good publicity? Then to her, Aryan was one of the greatest things which ever happened to the series, and it's in her best interests to repeat it.

There's just one issue with that concept.

*preemptive click*

Between Caleb and the Bible-bashers, I'm out. Preseason. Period. I'll track the madness through the usual sources, but no one's getting my ratings point.

Incidentally, if she really wanted more conflict between bigots and those they hate, she could really benefit from a few less Caucasians in the house. But since Caleb seems to regard Democracs as a separate, inferior, and insane species...

"RE: Here we go again."
Posted by Colonel Zoiderg on 06-23-14 at 08:22 PM
I'm not going to judge Caleb completely, but he is on my hate radar same as Aaryn last season. I've gone into previous seasons prepared to hate someone - Amy from BB3 comes to mind - but ended up either not hating them or, in Amy's case, just feeling sorry for them.

Caleb? Dunno. Dan claimed to be a hardcore Republican who hated liberals, and it was merely a ploy; he's just an odd fellow. Caleb also may have changed his mind or have been blatantly trolling. Anything is possible.

"RE: Here we go again."
Posted by Estee on 06-25-14 at 10:05 AM
It's quacking like a duck.

One down.

"More casting incest."
Posted by Estee on 06-25-14 at 10:06 AM
PAolo knows GinaMarie. Yes, Grodner is exactly this stupid.

Multiple contestants have been scavenged from the TAR and Survivor reject piles. This includes Mr. Grande.

"RE: More casting incest."
Posted by suzzee on 06-25-14 at 06:57 PM
Is that why the BB theme is banjo music?



Coolest Siggie Ever thx Tribe! 2008

"Dear Jocasta,"
Posted by Estee on 06-27-14 at 11:42 AM
If you stop mentioning its existence three times per sentence, your deity will not forget you are there.
"RE: Dear Jocasta,"
Posted by Colonel Zoiderg on 06-27-14 at 12:55 PM
What do you expect for the woman named after a literary character who married her own son?

She's Jameka 2.0, except more Jesusified and with a damn bow tie. If I have to listen to her all season, my head may explode. My wife even thinks she's obnoxious and she's a fervent believer. You can imagine how I feel as an open agnostic.

"RE: Dear Jocasta,"
Posted by kingfish on 06-27-14 at 04:18 PM
So, after openly praying (out loud - in front of the camera, I guess to convince the audience that she is just so righteous, more so than any other person in the house) to the Lord and/or Jesus for help winning HOH, and claiming that that will be her advantage, she loses?

Wait, does that mean Jesus likes Caleb better than her?

Just exactly how far off of the straight and narrow did she go to PO Jesus that badly? Inquiring minds want to know.

"RE: Dear Jocasta,"
Posted by suzzee on 06-27-14 at 04:27 PM
Apparently someone else must have had a more pressing problem and she got shuffled back to customer service.



Coolest Siggie Ever thx Tribe! 2008

"RE: Dear Jocasta,"
Posted by Estee on 06-27-14 at 04:44 PM
LAST EDITED ON 06-27-14 AT 04:44 PM (EST)

This was actually more of a live feed non-spoiler reference: she led a prayer for the cage where 'God' represented about one-third of the words.

"RE: Dear Jocasta,"
Posted by Colonel Zoiderg on 06-30-14 at 03:45 PM
Her only alliance in the game is with God. Lemme check the cast list...nope, God isn't there. Sorry about your luck, Jocasta.
"RE: Officially opening up the Big Brother Bashing season for 2014."
Posted by Aruba on 06-29-14 at 07:14 AM
LAST EDITED ON 06-29-14 AT 10:45 AM (EST)

OK, time to weigh-in by initially bashing this season's houseguests based on their casting bios, first two episodes and info posted on these boards:

FRANKIE - He informs us on his bio he was almost killed by a spider. If the spider succeeded what would the 175,000 losers who subscribe to his Utube do??? In this current bad economic state I didn't think there were that many people with all that disposable income to throw away?

HAYDEN - What he is most afraid of is "not living up to the other people's expectations." Fear not, Hayden...I don't think we are really expecting much from a pedicab driver.

JOCASTA - A minister who believes God will bring her to the end and make her 500K richer. Do you read the current events? You think the Lord will put those on the self to devote His attention on who will win a silly Reality Show?? Let's hope He's attending to those issues and doesn't see you "swearing on the Bible to win" as you stated you would.

JOEY - It's heartwarming she claims to have "traveled to San Juan to help terminally ill with end of life care." But as her listed profession as "makeup artist" how qualified could she really be??? At least these poor souls may look good in their final hours.

NICOLE - She announces to America she pees in her pants when she gets excited. She also wants to have a showance with a HG who resembles former winner Ian. Well there's no HGs who resemble Ian this season so I suppose Production can send back the Depends undergarment.

PAOLA - Her ambition is to be the "worlds best female DJ." I have no problem with setting goals as long as you're able to reach them...so what's the measuring stick here? Is there a worldwide competition held annually to crown the "world's best DJ?" If so, is there a female division???

VICTORIA - WOW!!! She can take pictures without any "formal training." The accomplishments of these HGs cease to amaze me! And she intends to live at home until she gets married. Translation: I'll sponge off my parents until I can find a big fat W-2 to jump all over.

ZACH - His best friend is his 10-year old brother. Well that explains his maturity level.

AMBER - She lists her greatest accomplishment as "going a whole year without sex." Nuff said.

CALEB - The bigotry posted on this thread cites his personal issues. But as for the game, I have no problem putting out your optimum effort and giving 100%--but to brag about it and flaunt it??? What a dumba$$$. C'Ya later...

CHRISTINE - In her bio she states she threw a surprise birthday party for a homeless man in the park. I guess it doesn't take much to get inside her circle of friendship.

DONNY - He states his claim to fame is being a HS Janitor. He also states his greatest accomplishment is buying his house with cash. When you put these two together I wonder if that included the refrigerator the box came in?

CODY - Never met him; don't know him...but he's the cousin of a girl on my niece's softball team. So I wanted to give him some slack until I read in his bio, "chick flicks are his guilty pleasure." YIKES! Dude needs to man up!

From what I've seen/read thus far I have nothing definitive to bash Derrick, Brittany, and Devin. But not to worry fellow posters...the season just started!

"Like!"
Posted by suzzee on 07-02-14 at 04:23 PM
Nice thrashing of Victoria, I thought the same thing.

Devin on paper seemed a good bet, Devin in the house is a longshot.

I like Christine and I thought Joey might do well but...

Will America's Team picks be the end for the "lucky" recipients?


Coolest Siggie Ever thx Tribe! 2008

"RE: Like!"
Posted by Aruba on 07-03-14 at 07:00 AM
Derrick is my early on favorite by a wide margin.

I like Hayden solely for entertainment value, but not to win.

Christine is great for DR confessionals.

My list was posted before Sunday night. After watching the last two episodes there's plenty to bash about Devin's gameplay. The guy is all over the place like fertilizer. A recipe for disaster.

I'm liking the new twist with the two HOHs both nominating two HGs for the "battle of the block." I realize champions for the weak and inept will cry "foul" but it's an equalizer to the cowardly backdooring tactic used to anti-Darwin a threat out of the game. At least with the "battle of the block" the inept has a chance to put out 100% and save themselves. Not the same opportunity for a HG backdoored without being able to participate in the POV competition.

"The spelling bee that almost stumped the BB brainpool."
Posted by kingfish on 07-03-14 at 09:52 AM
Only two of these Einsteins were able to spell a word. Any word. They didn’t even get “The”, or “A”. But on the whole, I think Grodner was lucky that they managed to get two words, I mean, they came close to stumping this crowd. I wonder what plan B was in case everyone tied for last. Who looked cooler in pastel?

Most of them could have just looked at their ink and got a word or two. If they had used literate tattoo artists, that is. Not always a given, that.

But the groundskeeper (yes, that’s who he actually is), correctly spells a word and takes home the POV.

I guess that high school diploma wasn’t as much of an advantage as Caleb thought it would be. At least he went farther than Jethro Bodine, although they both do "cyphering" on their fingers.

And Paola apparently spells by just throwing letters together and having faith that words will just form. (She was going for "calculus". Really Pow Pow? You were going for calculus? That’s what you were going for?)


I think I want in on a cash game of Scrabble with them.


That was amusing, though, and irrationally Pow Pow is my new favorite.

"RE: Officially opening up the Big Brother Bashing season for 2014."
Posted by kingfish on 07-14-14 at 09:50 AM
Well, so far no liquor.

Which means that the Grodner plan (<witch laugh, folding hands> - "hee hee hee") is on the tracks and probably on schedule. No need for plan B yet.

Or that the prospect of the manic persona of a liquored up Devin on a rampage even scares the rats.


"Rerun No. umpteen"
Posted by kingfish on 07-18-14 at 09:18 AM
Another exciting day in the world of the unexpected.

Beginning: Devin is targeted by everyone in the house.

Middle: Talking, talking;

"Maybe Devin has reformed?"

“Maybe we hate Caleb more?”

“Caleb is mad because I'm stealing the girl who won't give him the time of day.”

“I distrust Caleb more than I distrust Devin.”

“I hate Caleb too because he's a beast.:

"I hate him because he's straight."

“I hate him because he doesn't talk to me.”

“Let’s evict Caleb instead of Devin, we can wait until next week to get Devin.”

(Note: No one fears Caleb’s intellect. Not even Grodner's DR hypnotist can get them to say that).

(The house)”So, we're agreed, we vote Caleb out instead of Devin? Yes, Yes, Yes, resounding YES!”

End: The vote is 11:0 to eliminate Devin.

Expect the usual.

Next week -

Beginning: Caleb will be targeted by everyone.

Ditto. Ditto Ditto.