10.5 weeks to go...
Well, I gather Laplaya is safe, it at least smells okay.
Thanks to the numerous potpourri sachets hanging everywhere.
And this industrial phan from Phabreeze to obliterate the stink.
So might as well officially open Hut-Cam as well.
Down the path in the SE corner of the island, just below laplaya, is Hut-Cam.
Please take a moment to give an account of your stay AND answer the following set of questions...
HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5)
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5)
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5)
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)
G● Bonus
Going on right now... a Nature Walk with Sphinx Mandrill.
Look for his latest post.
LAST EDITED ON 03-07-12 AT 07:56 PM (EST)*Turns on Hut-Cam*
Glad the hazmatters are gone. Smells ok. Seems kinda clean. Anyways, I somehow missed most of the nature walks, but the losers were cheating! Geesh. The good news is I seem to do well with ale and goats. *shrug* Of course I'm not going to answer this week's questions until I consult an attorney and the see the tapes, if any, of what I was doing while everyone else was CHEATING.
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) MONICA
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5) TARZAN
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) MICHAEL
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) KAT
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) CHELSEA
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) CHRISTINA
AgmanArt 2012
I must have been thinking of Wyld Stallyns instead of Buck Wyld when I made my bonus picks last week. Thus my less-than-excellent adenture.HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) Kat
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5) Kat
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Kat
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) Kat
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) Kat
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Kat
Well, (looking at score card), going for tealThe LL floorboards been berry berry good for me, the beer keg leaks and a lot dripped thru, somebody jumped into the tequila vat and a lot of splash got thru, so all I have to do is lie here and peek up skirts and lap up the overflow.
And I heard some gossip, it seems that a certain loser lost her cherry, then someone else found it and lost it again. And this happened over and over. OK, who knew that:
1) there were so many virgins (read - liars) at LL, and
2) that they could become virgins a whole bunch more times. Silly me, I thought it was a one time thing.
So that leads up to my announcement, I too am a born again virgin. And having said that, I really feels virtuous and pure again, unsullied, as it were. And I'm looking for some cherry pie.
But first I have to sully the Hut cam, I'm pretty sure no one noticed my little accident last week, hardly noticable, maybe that hazmat team was just passing thru to somewhere else. Or maybe they are just here to get rid of all those air-fresheners, a little Cinnamon pine lilac jasmine evergreen scent goes a long way.
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) Alicia
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5) Leif
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Monica
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) Leif
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) Tarzan
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Colton
<taps mike> "Is this thing on?" <taps mike> "Testing -- One - Two - Three" <taps mike & whistles>
"Well, I guess you all can hear me. I just want to <taps mike> let everyone know that I'm going to really play hard this week. Besides, since I've <taps mike> got this se<feedback> out."
HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. Monica
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". Leif
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. Troyzan
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. Colton
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. Alicia
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. Jay
Tribe does it again
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC.JaySabrina
LAST EDITED ON 03-07-12 AT 03:51 PM (EST)HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) Monica
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5) Leif
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Chelsea
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) Kim
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) Sabrina
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Kat
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5)Kat
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5)Since global Canada doesn't feature Sprint Player of theWeakWeek, this means I get points for whoever I pick, right? Leif
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)Kat
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5)Kat
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5)Christina
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)
Christina
** raises head off of desk, pushes aside mountain of paperwork, rubs eyes, grabs hutcam remote <click> **A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. Sabrina
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". Michael
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. Kim
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. Monica
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. Chelsea
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. Kat
** snaps off hutcam, places nose gingerly back on grindstone **
LAST EDITED ON 03-07-12 AT 05:24 PM (EST)A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) Alicia
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5)Monica
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Monica
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) Colton
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) Tarzan
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)Leif
A. Loser Manna: Kat
B. Non-Sprinter: Jay
C. No Respite: Monica
D. No Safety: Monica
E. Disposable Vote: Kim
F. Damaged Goods: Kat
HutCam EntryA. Loser Manna ~ Colton
B. Non-Sprinter ~ Bill
C. No Respite ~ Sabrina
D. No Safety ~ Kat
E. Disposable Vote ~ Monica
F. Damaged Goods ~ Alicia
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) KatB. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5) Leif
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Christina
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) Kat
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) Bill
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Leif
Wow!Is Losing a really great thing, or what!
At the beginning of last week, I was just skipping along on its fringes: a dues-paid member of its sisterhood of secretly-gleeful, latently-sunshiny misanthropes throwing the Game of Life at her own leisurely pace. You know the feeling: satisfactorily underachieving and sufficiently socially-cynical but rarely able to execute a truly spectacular pratfall. Then along came The Redneck Keg Garden Adventures.
And I’ll digress for a moment here to address the issue of Suzzee’s whereabouts on that evening:
Working on the theory that most of what Suzzee does remember – and every last innuendo of what she doesn’t – is bound to be fun and funny (and pretty sure that, if she was ever at the Garden, she wasn’t there ‘til closing time), I’ve made some discreet inquires. And it would seem that a lady of her description was seen leaving the island for points unknown on that fateful night. Updates, I am promised, will follow.
But, back to the Keg Garden (and HutCam):
I should first say that I’ve never really known whether scoring points at LL is a good – or bad – thing. So, I’ve always aimed for a sort of middle – no-man’s – land. And, by golly, I had that covered last week! I picked the right boot-borne brew, the wrong old goat and was right/wrong about precisely half of the HutCam questions. So far, I was so mediocre. But then came what I will always think of as my moment of Fateful Fruit: The Cherry Pass.And I was so dead last in the Game that Qwertypie (who came to the party even later than I usually do) was bequeathed the Cherry before it finally came to me. And that, dear hearts, is a very elegant pratfall. Such a grand one, in fact, that our esteemed Host has crowned me Cherry Queen and permitted me to retain custody of the invaluable prize.
Joy!
And on a little more personal note:As soon as he sees this HutCam (and he will ...), the events will allow me to collect on my long-standing bet with Charlie Windsor. I have become a Queen before his Mum let him be King.
But my bet with Charlie is only one reason for this tasteful and unassuming (and - in the case of an excess of indignation by its regular visitors – swiftly dismantled) little display in the HutCam.
The other is that I don’t see any reason why the Ceremonial Cherry should just sit here – doing nothing. I mean, why not make it available – via short-term lease and subject to an exhaustive (public) application and a nominal (alcohol and/or personal services) fee – to my subjects. After all, it seems to me that a monarch should be entitled to some untraceable income.
So, I'm thinking of humbly petitioning our Host (humbly, because if he can crown a Queen, I have no doubt that he can behead one) for his leave to market the LL Ceremonial Cherry. Or, for (at least) a cut of the take.
Yours,
Georj Regina
>I should first say that I’ve
>never really known whether scoring
>points at LL is a
>good – or bad –
>thing.EXACTLY! Finally someone who understands! Let's hit the bar/spa next week if your highness's cherry duties don't interfere.
AgmanArt 2012
funny thing is that I just got through fielding a question wherein the Cherry Queen had pointed out the progression of the last bonus, basically having figured out her way through the thin veils of my nefariousness.
She is a smaht cookie, there's no doubt about it. Proven especially true, now.Now the only question becomes, what will she do when she receives her first Slaggie?
HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) Christina
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5) Gregzan
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Monica
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) Monica
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) Kat
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Christina
What a hangover! The last thing I remember is something about a nature walk. On to the goodiesHutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) alicia
B. Non-Sprinter: Name 1 survivor who will NOT be featured as Sprint's "Player of the Week". (5) Bill
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) alicia
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) alicia
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) alicia
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) aliciaI got no imagination today, whew.
Sweet! Thanks to Ag!