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"LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-23-12 at 07:23 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-23-12 AT 07:40 PM (EST)

LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go

*deep breath in*... ahhh! Nothing like that particular smell mix of desperation, compulsion and dysfunction.
On survivor, that is.
While on LLIsland things smelled much MUCH better.
Like flowers, really.

Now at the lodge...

HutCam Resluts:
A. Loser Manna: Christina ~ Colton ~ Tarzan ~ Monica (5)
B. Won't Shut-Up: Bill ~ Kim (5)
C. No Respite: Alicia ~ Chelsea ~ Christina ~ Kat ~ Kim ~ Monica ~ Nina ~ Sabrina (5)
D. No Safety: Alicia ~ Chelsea ~ Christina ~ Kat ~ Kim ~ Monica ~ Nina ~ Sabrina (5)
E. Disposable Vote: Monica (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Christina ~ Kat (5)


G● bonus:
Lei points were determined by their 'letter usability' for the entrance password for the Upcoming G● bonus.
This may absolutely be arbitrary. But it is based off of LoserScience and with the WoF letter repitition taken into consideration, some have more RSTLNEs than the others. That's all. Very Chemical.
Ginger: 2 ~ Hibiscus: 8 ~ Jasmine: 4 ~ Orchid: 10 ~ Plumeria: 6.
~ ~ ~ ~

Overall...

bydude ended up having an almost perfect three-way lei and came out on top of the G● bonus.
While CT, FloPo and Georj all almost achieve perfect HutCams it was CT and FloPo who translated that into highest weekly scores.
Meanwhile it is Vixen who ends up atop the pile of losers on the scoreboard.
And as it can't go unnoticed, The tradition continues of Moley's 'climb and slide'.
Starting this adventure in 1st, in week 2 he achieves a zero hut cam and the lowest G● bonus.
Brilliant!
Burrowing his way, and quickly, to the bottom.
Gah, I lvoe it!


LOSER
HutCam
G●
Lei Bonus
this time
last time
over time
Vix
20
Hibiscus/Jasmine/Plumeria
18
38
37
75
bydude
10
Hibiscus/Orchid/Orchid
28
38
34
72
Georj
25
Jasmine/Jasmine/Jasmine
12
37
34
71
FloPo
25
Hibiscus/Jasmine/Plumeria
18
43
24
67
D'Abby
20
Ginger/Jasmine/Plumeria
12
32
34
66
abs
5
Jasmine/Hibiscus/Orchid
22
27
37
64
CT
25
Hibiscus/Jasmine/Plumeria
18
43
18
61
Dakota
15
Ginger/Hibiscus/Jasmine
14
29
26
55
suzzer
20
Ginger/Hibiscus/Orchid
20
40
13
53
jbug
15
Hibiscus/Orchid/Plumeria
24
39
7
46
Moley
0
Ginger/Ginger/Ginger
6
6
38
44
Wall66
20
Hibiscus/Jasmine/Plumeria
18
38
0
38
5cats
15
Hibiscus/Jasmine/Orchid
22
37
0
37
The Gupster
0
.
0
0
5
5

11.5 weeks to go...

I figured as much. The trip produces a sort of boat-lag and even with some aromatics, massages and seafood buffets it was indeed a pretty mellow arrival to the island.
Losers need their rest and now that you've got some energy back (hopefully) we can get to the HutCam questions... and the first G● bonus in the G● arena.

Anyways, down the path in the SE corner of the island, just below laplaya, is Hut-Cam.
Please take a moment to give an account of your stay AND answer the following set of questions...
HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5)
B. Nut Nosher: Name 1 survivor who will be seen eating Coconut. (5)
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5)
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)

G● Bonus
Welcome to the G●!
The centermost feature of this island paradise.
You've had a couple of weeks to familiarize yourself with the regularities and now it's time to hold our first real event.
I cautioned you that you needed your faculties. Let's see if those warnings paid off.

What I didn't happen to mention is that the people we're about to meet can be... very nefarious.
Usually extremely drunk and always looking for a good time, our host for the occasion is none other than the Redneckiest...

BUCK WYLD!!!


Welcome, Losers!
To my RedNeck Keg Garden!

Once inside, you'll be able to participate in 2 different features.
Bock Hop and Cherry Pass!
But before I just let you in, you need to let me know the secretword.
What secretword, you ask?
Well, I ain't no stickler, so...

1. Secretword entrance:
Using the letters from the three leis you possess, utilize them to form a new word. Specifically, an ADJECTIVE.
It cannot be the name of a flower.
Once your ADJECTIVE has been presented, go ahead and enjoy the...

2. Keg Garden:
The seating is open. Pull up a wheelbarrow and mingle with other losers over some house-brewed brew.
Buck Wyld's Bareback Brew. In Gold, Amber and Dark.
And served in a glass boot.
Your initiation will be to pick 1 boot-o-brew and heave ho.
As a reminder this boot is the equivalent of four pints so ... only 1 boot per loser.
~ ~

Then, if you can handle it, the garden kegs are all full of budlight. Tap 'em and drink till you pass out.
Wait. Don't pass out. You'll miss the 2 events going on down below. And they are going on right now. Possibly waiting on your arrival...


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"BOCK HOP"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-23-12 at 07:24 PM
Welcome to the Bock Hop!
A contest of high jumping goats.

3. Bock Hop:
The Bock Hop doesn't cost you any points to enter and some of you losers could win between 10-30 points, for free.
The Bock Hop MUST be done through Private Message to me.
The Bock Hop contest is between 3 Goats. 3 Goats with points attached to them.
The one to hop the highest will be the only Goat to award their points.
There are three possible point totals that you can win as a result of their highest hop:
A. B. C.
A. Goat 10 (10 points) ~~ B. Goat 20 (20 points) ~~ C. Goat 30 (30 points)

All you have to do is PM me telling me whether you'd like goat 10, 20, or 30 to jump the highest.
Unfortunately, you will choose which one will hop the highest by climbing on their back.
The trick being the goat with the least amount of losers on it's back will jump highest.

In other words, I will only be awarding points to the goat choice that receives the least number of losers. The losers who chose that answer choice (are in the minority) will win the points for their Goat choice.
Everyone else will get no bonus.

Bock Hop Results Example:
9 people go for Goat 20
4 people pick Goat 30
3 people select Goat 10
In this example, I would award 10 points to each of the 3 losers who picked Goat 10. The 13 other players will receive 0 points.

And just in case... If two Goats tie for the highest hop (least number of losers on their back), I'll halve the scores and give points to both groups. Easy as rumpunch.

Remember, PM me your Bock Hop answers.

Oh and if you haven't already done so, Go to the 2nd Event.
The Cherry Pass, going on below, right now.

"RE: BOCK HOP"
Posted by Molaholic on 02-23-12 at 11:36 PM
My Bock Hop has been posted -- now everyone else STAY AWAY!!

"RE: BOCK HOP"
Posted by agman on 02-24-12 at 05:57 PM
Bock Hop Sent!
"CHERRY PASS"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-23-12 at 07:26 PM
4. Cherry Pass:
The game of Cherry pass starts with a cherry.
This cherry...

This cherry will start in one loser's hands and will hopefully be 'claimed by' and 'passed on to' every participating loser.

Quickly too as the deadline for this G● will be Wednesday, Feb 29th at 7:59pm Boardtime.
(Hey, that's leap day. There's an extra day in there, so no problem finishing this.)
The first person to respond should cross their name off the list (erase it completely please) and then call out the person you want to pass your cherry too.
That loser and that loser ONLY will be able to accept your cherry pass.
They must reply by claiming the pass, erase their name from the list and then call out the next loser they want to pass to.
It will be difficult and it could be slow going, but slow and difficult may just be the way to acheive the most satisfaction.

The point play will be to add 2 points to the 'cherry pot' with each and every successful loser-to-loser cherry pass.
If all 16 of you participate and claim, there could be 32 points for each of you.
You MUST wait for your name to be called, so it would be very helpful if each and every reply to this challenge be done correctly.
As the subject to your reply/claim, put the name of your hopeful cherry recipient.

For instance...
agman is first to claim, he replies by putting 'Pass to Georjanna' as his subject.
Georjanna replies with 'Pass to Dakota' as her subject.
Dakota replies with 'Pass to Flowerpower' as her subject. Etc...

Like a relay DAW race. With a cherry baton.
Anyhoos, I wish you the best of luck!
Here is the slate of losers.
Please add this list into your message.
If it is your turn to claim the cherry pass, please remember to erase your name from the list before posting.

5cats
agman
byoffer
CTgirl
DearAbby
Dakota
FlowerPower
Georjanna
jbug
Kermit the Vixen
kingfish
Molaholic
suzzee
Wallflower66

"Pass to CTgirl"
Posted by 5cats on 02-23-12 at 08:04 PM
agman
byoffer
CTgirl
DearAbby
Dakota
FlowerPower
Georjanna
jbug
Kermit the Vixen
kingfish
Molaholic
suzzee
Wallflower66
"Pass to Dear Abby"
Posted by CTgirl on 02-23-12 at 10:07 PM
agman
byoffer
DearAbby
Dakota
FlowerPower
Georjanna
jbug
Kermit the Vixen
kingfish
Molaholic
suzzee
Wallflower66
" Pass to byoffer"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-23-12 at 10:39 PM
agman
byoffer
Dakota
FlowerPower
Georjanna
jbug
Kermit the Vixen
kingfish
Molaholic
suzzee
Wallflower66
"RE: Pass to wallflower66"
Posted by byoffer on 02-23-12 at 10:46 PM
agman
Dakota
FlowerPower
Georjanna
jbug
Kermit the Vixen
kingfish
Molaholic
suzzee
Wallflower66
"Pass to suzzee"
Posted by Wallflower66 on 02-23-12 at 11:45 PM
agman
Dakota
FlowerPower
Georjanna
jbug
Kermit the Vixen
kingfish
Molaholic
suzzee
"RE: Pass to suzzee"
Posted by agman on 02-25-12 at 01:02 PM
Hmmmmm....I wonder if Suzee is going to continue the game?



" Pass to Agman"
Posted by suzzee on 02-25-12 at 03:08 PM
of course I'm playing, I have to get my beauty rest (generally 15 hours so's I don't crack my magic mirror)

agman
Dakota
FlowerPower
Georjanna
jbug
Kermit the Vixen
kingfish
Molaholic

"Pass to Jbug"
Posted by agman on 02-25-12 at 06:14 PM
Dakota
FlowerPower
Georjanna
jbug
Kermit the Vixen
kingfish
Molaholic
"pass to Kingfish"
Posted by jbug on 02-25-12 at 10:27 PM
Dakota
FlowerPower
Georjanna
Kermit the Vixen
kingfish
Molaholic

"RE: pass to Kingfish"
Posted by kingfish on 02-28-12 at 12:34 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-28-12 AT 12:35 PM (EST)

.

"Pass to FLOWERPOWER. "
Posted by kingfish on 02-28-12 at 12:36 PM
Pass to FLOWERPOWER.

(With a gentle but lingering pat on the power of that flower).

Dakota
FlowerPower
Georjanna
Kermit the Vixen
Molaholic

"RE: Pass to FLOWERPOWER. "
Posted by jbug on 02-28-12 at 01:05 PM
whut? no thanks for my cherry?
"RE: Pass to FLOWERPOWER. "
Posted by agman on 02-28-12 at 03:06 PM
We guy losers are trying to be polite right now!!!!!! TRust me, you will thank us later!
"ag"
Posted by suzzee on 02-28-12 at 04:22 PM
You're my knight in shining armor.


Sweet! Thanks to Ag!


"Pass to Kermit the Vixen"
Posted by Flowerpower on 02-28-12 at 02:41 PM
Thanks King....the least you could do after filming the pungent Hutcam....hope you liked my fumigating outfit...

I'm passing the ole cherry to Vixey....hope she's not off running laps around the island...

" Pass to Molaholic"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 02-28-12 at 09:34 PM
<shriek> You found my cherry!!!! I thought I'd lost that forever! But cherries being what they are and all, I'll give it to Molaholic, with fond memories.

Dakota
Georjanna
Molaholic


I should at LEAST have a glasss of wine before giving my cherry away.

"Pass to Dakota"
Posted by Molaholic on 02-29-12 at 00:20 AM
What a day!
"RE: Pass to Dakota"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-29-12 at 02:12 AM
I'll be adding a name to the cherry pass roster for you all.

Dakota
Georj
qwerty


Welcome qwerty.


Only three cherry passes left!
Go losers!

"RE: Pass to Qwerty"
Posted by Dakota on 02-29-12 at 05:16 PM
One left?


AgmanArt 2012


"Pass to GEORJ"
Posted by qwertypie on 02-29-12 at 05:36 PM
It's been so long, I hardly recognize it

Guess I should pass it to GEORJ.

"Ah! Thank you, Qwerty ... "
Posted by Georjanna on 02-29-12 at 06:31 PM
Once again, just as my Mama has always imagined it should be:


Perfectly preserved. Presented on a platter. Nowhere to go.

"Excellent Cherry Pass, Losers!"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-29-12 at 07:30 PM
Does seem kinda fitting that Georj is the one to preserve and keep the cherry.

Keep it Georj, it may come in handy.

Congrats everyone!
The overall point take is 2x15 losers = 30 points each!
Time to celebrate!

"What no jokes?"
Posted by suzzee on 02-26-12 at 12:27 PM
I thought for sure me giving you my cherry would be worthy of some innuendo or are you still in shock. bazinga


Pushing PG-13 to PG13.7 and beyond.


"RE: What no jokes?"
Posted by agman on 02-26-12 at 03:24 PM
Don't worry, I have something in mind


"RE: What no jokes?"
Posted by suzzee on 02-27-12 at 12:13 PM
oh oh oooOOOOooooooh!


Sweet! Thanks to Ag!

"RE: Kingfish, where are you?"
Posted by Dakota on 02-27-12 at 07:59 PM
*sits, waits for Kingfish*


AgmanArt 2012

"tribe?"
Posted by jbug on 02-27-12 at 11:38 PM
Can I take my cherry back away from kingfish & give it to someone who will appreciate getting it at least?


you rock Agman!

"RE: tribe?"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-28-12 at 04:12 AM
I suggest following the trail of TP he left behind him and when you locate him passed out under a tree, splash him with some rum-punch and ask him to take your cherry.
I'm sure he'll oblige.
BUT, I must admit I'm curious to see if he's actually avoiding the Cherry Pass on purpose. In that case I shouldn't meddle.
Considering he ain't been in society for the past few seasons ... has anybody try to beep him?
"Yooooo Hooooo Mr. Kingfish..."
Posted by Flowerpower on 02-28-12 at 09:30 AM

If this isn't enough to get his attention, I don't know what is....

"RE: Yooooo Hooooo Mr. Kingfish..."
Posted by kingfish on 02-29-12 at 02:51 PM
Yoo hoo.
"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by 5cats on 02-23-12 at 08:21 PM
Secret word: Hidious



"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-24-12 at 03:24 AM
Hate to be a stickler but that is not the correct spelling, luckily for you, you have an e available...

Hideous

"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by 5cats on 02-24-12 at 08:53 PM
I knew it looked wrong. Thank goodness for that extra e and I can spell but must have had one to many beers.

"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-24-12 at 11:17 PM
Funny thing was that upon secondary referencing, just in case, this is what came up... hidious: A term used by people who can't spell the word hideous.
I guess we can add cats to that definition.
"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-23-12 at 11:44 PM
BBL with HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5)
B. Nut Nosher: Name 1 survivor who will be seen eating Coconut. (5)
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5)
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)

G● Bonus
1. Secretword entrance: After all the drinking in our future, I foresee a lot of supine losers.

2. Keg Garden: Gold

"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-29-12 at 04:51 PM
Wow, what a week! Nothing beats finally landing at Loser Island and getting lei'd first thing. I think I'm finally figuring out where everything is, and I'm glad the HutCam, Coco's Bar, and La Playa are all close together. I hate to leave La Playa because I'm having so much fun, but at least the HutCam isn't too far away. Think I'll pick up a rum punch as I pass through the bar.

HutCam Entry:
A. Loser Manna ~ Alicia
B. Nut Nosher ~ Jay
C. No Respite ~ Chelsea
D. No Safety ~ Troyzan
E. Disposable Vote ~ Bill
F. Damaged Goods ~ Colton

G● Bonus:
Bock Hop and Cherry Pass ~ done and done


RIP Davy Jones

"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by Molaholic on 02-24-12 at 00:05 AM
Secret Word: green



gold

'Moley's traditional climb and slide' - right

OK, truth be told, it's the wrong finger. But we must maintain PG13, now, must we.

(Bazinga!)

"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by Molaholic on 02-29-12 at 00:26 AM
A. Loser Manna: Alicia
B. Nut Nosher: Jay
C. No Respite: Colton
D. No Safety: Colton
E. Disposable Vote: Colton
F. Damaged Goods: Troyzan



Tribe does it again

"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by Wallflower66 on 02-24-12 at 00:11 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-29-12 AT 01:00 PM (EST)

HutCam Entry..BBL
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) Monica
B. Nut Nosher: Name 1 survivor who will be seen eating Coconut. (5) Troyzan
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Alicia
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) Matt
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) Leif
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Tarzan

1. Secretword entrance: PRIMAL

2. Keg Garden: Gold


"Psst! The Secret Word is ... Main"
Posted by Georjanna on 02-24-12 at 08:42 AM

Now I'm off to the Bock Hop. If the SPCA doesn't get there first.
"RE: Psst! The Secret Word is ... Main"
Posted by suzzee on 02-26-12 at 12:22 PM
Hey! Can you see me in there? I'm trying to figure out where I was last night. anyone?


A Tribe masterpiece


"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by jbug on 02-24-12 at 11:24 AM
Whut? no honorable mention for getting 2nd highest points in the bonus behind By? I'll remember this

After the long cruise here the aromatics, massages and seafood buffets were awesome. Who knew there was such as thing as boat-lag? I'm feeling my cheerios now and can hopefully keep up with all the shenanigans going on. I found me a nice little place over near the spa; so anyone who ventures near, just give me a call out; This Redneck Hot Tub thing rocks!

don't worry, that guy left awhile ago & I had the tub steralized....
Come on over! I got lots of ammunition . Don't worry; we're shooting at targets, clay pigeons & such (no live amunals were harmed in the having of this phun).

BBL with answers here:

A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5)
B. Nut Nosher: Name 1 survivor who will be seen eating Coconut. (5)
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5)
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)

My secret adjective is SUPERIOR (if only ya'll knew how apropro that is )

I'll partake of this in the keg garden.

Now to join in the BOCK HOP & CHERRY PASS. Believe me when I tell you I have tied my fair share of cherry stems IFKWIM.


you rock Agman!

"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by agman on 02-24-12 at 12:56 PM
>Whut? no honorable mention for getting 2nd highest points in the bonus behind By? I'll remember this

Okay, let me be the first to honorably mention that you got second place behind By!


Although nobody remembers second place!


"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by jbug on 02-24-12 at 01:32 PM
Unless he gets disqualified or dethroned for some reason.
Remember Vanessa Williams?
By has been know to show a bit of skin now & then; there is documentation too.
I might have a chance to be named first after all!


you rock Agman!

"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by agman on 02-24-12 at 03:11 PM
Let's see the documentation bug!



still thiking of snarky comment to insert here

"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by agman on 02-24-12 at 05:38 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-24-12 AT 06:01 PM (EST)


G.spot bonus
Secret word: rancid

Keg Garden: Amber


A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. Alicia
B. Nut Nosher: Name 1 survivor who will be seen eating Coconut. (5)Lief
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)Tarzan
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5)sabrina
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5)Troy
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)colton

"HutCam Entry"
Posted by Georjanna on 02-26-12 at 10:03 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-29-12 AT 06:51 PM (EST)


"suzzer's hut cam entry"
Posted by suzzee on 02-26-12 at 01:27 PM
This time around at LL, I decided to keep a diary. It will help me write my memoirs or at least help my defense attorney should it become necessary.

First week: The boat ride, most of the writing (scrawling really) seemed to mention a number of cocktail drinking contests, monkey massages and a bikini top slingshot contest.
(anyone remember what I did with the trophy?)

Week two: Something, something Dark Side. That and a black cape wadded up under my bed. wow, off to a great start so far. Maybe I should be snoozer instead of suzzer. gah

On with the potential points:

1. My password is: serious

2.
Just how I like my men, Tall and Dark and Full of it.

HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5)Tarzan
B. Nut Nosher: Name 1 survivor who will be seen eating Coconut. (5) Kat
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Tarzan
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) Tarzan
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5)Tarzan
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Colton


Hut Cam Off >click< Hey, about a little nosh with that brew?



Sweet! Thanks to Ag!

"Sharp, quivering technicolor"
Posted by kingfish on 02-26-12 at 04:42 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-26-12 AT 04:43 PM (EST)

The sound of the surf, the grunts and groans from cabin #9, the hoo hooing from the island monkeys, the sound of feces hitting the side of the lodge, it's hard to wake up when surrounded by such serenity.

But finally, after sleeping off the effects of the first evening's wild shindig and the amazing performance Kenny G gave (he plays my favorite elevator music and he sure can swing that little sax around, and he hits so many notes...) I woke. The smell of flowers hits my senses like a buttercup parade and I'm floating on the wafting Jasmine...(wavy lines, wavy lines).

But after two weeks asleep I really have to go, and as my impromptu bed in the sand was near this curious little hut labeled "Big John" at least I don't have to go far. Good thing because I really gotta go, quick.

Ahhhh...that's better. But the floral aroma sure has changed, I pity the next guy but at least it killed the mice. And what's that? Some little print? Something about "Prohibito - Kingfish"? Just below another another sign saying "Hut Cam"? What is this? Just because I practice projectile pooping and pee with my eyes closed they say I can't go here? What do they expect, anyway? Do they think the Kingfish poops in the woods? How droll!

Well since I'm here, maybe I can get my porta-potty pass renewed if I step up and answer some piddly little questions.

HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. Hopefully they will continue to show Alicia's delights in sharp quivering technicolor, so I'll say Monica, I think there was a crotch blur last week, and as an exNFL'ers wife, I think she knows what's twat.

B. Nut Nosher: Name 1 survivor who will be seen eating Coconut. (5)No Colton eating bananas jokes allowed here? Just a nut sucking joke? OK, Kat will eat Coco's nuts.

C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Kat again.

D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) Alicia


E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) Chelsea


F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Kat

Bonus
Maybe if I leave and look innocent no one will know it was me that made HutCam what it is. (Dang toilet paper on flip flops).

Not having a lei to my name, I am going to guess that the password is PoopyPassDelight, PPD. No? No? Howabout I just slip the Coco a banana? No?

(Sits behind LoserLodge Porch potted palm and begins video taping the action. And since I noticed that the Keg tap is leaking and dripping thru the floor boards, I have a source of nourishment. Better not be sheep pee).

"please press"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-26-12 at 05:42 PM
"RE: please press"
Posted by suzzee on 02-27-12 at 12:18 PM
Yer gonna need a bigger button............


Sweet! Thanks to Ag!

"guppie"
Posted by jbug on 02-26-12 at 08:12 PM
there's a cherry up there with your name on it
"RE: Sharp, quivering technicolor"
Posted by Flowerpower on 02-27-12 at 11:28 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-29-12 AT 12:21 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 02-27-12 AT 11:46 AM (EST)

So, things are going well, I'm climbing and scratching my way back to the top, I've already gotten a chance to explore the G Spot, and ohhhhhh what a spot it is!

I'm happy, I'm smelling good since I've been lei'd, I've had some good beach volleyball, I've had my complementary champagne, and I'm looking forward to free beer day! Decides, on the spur of the moment to go and make my entries in front of the hut cam while skipping along to the hut cam, humming, "Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, uh huh....."

I approach the hutcam innocently, when at about 8 yards away comes this extremely foul-smelling stench....of, could it be, feces of some sort or another?? Yikes, runs away while grabbing my leis to cover my nasal and oral orifaces....this calls for action....dials 911, uh, Coco has been playing in the hutcam again, Mr. Tribe...please call the emergency personnel to handle the situation...what, Coco is there with you? Looks around suspiciously and sees something, someone hiding in the bushes....is that Mr. KINGFISH? And, what the *&%$#)(** is he doing with that camera...? Hey KINGFISH, take a picture of this....

....and, while you are at it, go and get your CHERRY up above...you LOSER!

Now then....let me call for some help, Mr. Tribe must be busy...First of all we need some deodarizer and sterilizing cleansers...

Then, we need some reinforcements to do the dirty job...

Next, I suppose I'll have to join them to supervise, of course....sees the big GREEN self cleaning button, and PRESSES....

....and now to make my entries as well....

G Bonus: My secret word is: SHAMELESS...Kingfish is a shameless LOSER.

In the Buck Wyld's Red Neck Keg Garden, I'll choose GOLD...

HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) Christina
B. Nut Nosher: Name 1 survivor who will be seen eating Coconut. (5) Jay
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Chelsea
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) Leif
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) Leif
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Troyzan

"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by byoffer on 02-27-12 at 01:34 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-27-12 AT 02:40 PM (EST)

Woo to the Hoo!! I have been well lei'd!! Getting de-flowered has never been so enjoyable!! Now if I can just get lucky with the HutCam operator.

HutCam
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5)Alicia
B. Nut Nosher: Name 1 survivor who will be seen eating Coconut. (5)Jay
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)Colton
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5)Colton
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5)Colton
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)Troyzan

Bonus G-spot questions
1. Secretword:
My secret word is SOUR, as in "jbug seems very SOUR about being beaten and lei'd last week."

2. Keg Garden:
Since you are offering, I would lvoe to have an wheelbarrow full of AMBER...

Did you say all I want until I pass out? *thud*


"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by suzzee on 02-27-12 at 09:14 PM
You are so going to get a spanking. You wish........


Sweet! Thanks to Ag!

"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by agman on 02-28-12 at 11:09 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-28-12 AT 11:09 AM (EST)

I like her hair, and her outfit doesn't make her look fat!


"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by Dakota on 02-27-12 at 08:17 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-29-12 AT 05:33 PM (EST)

Secret goat message sent.
~~~~~~~~
1. Secretword entrance:
Green

2. Keg Garden:
Gold
~~~~~~~~

*makes note to visit the hutcam on or before the extra day*

A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) MONICA
B. Nut Nosher: Name 1 survivor who will be seen eating Coconut. (5) BILL
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) ALICIA
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) MICHAEL
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) TARZAN
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) COLTON



AgmanArt 2012


"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by qwertypie on 02-29-12 at 03:33 AM
What!?! No Leis for me? *superpout*
Might as well give me Gold Boot of frothy beer.
"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by agman on 02-29-12 at 10:58 AM
>What!?! No Leis for me?
>*superpout*

You just want a Lei?*evil grin* Step over here and I'll help you out!


"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by qwertypie on 02-29-12 at 02:27 PM
You are so sweet! I'll settle for a LL siggie. Smooch!


"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-29-12 at 06:14 PM
I'll give you three leis...
If you can give me a secretword. (An adjective made from the letters of your 3 leis)
No points of course, just for phun.
But it will make it smell better.
Ginger ~ Hibiscus ~ Jasmine ~ Orchid ~ Plumeria.
~ ~ ~ ~
"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by 5cats on 02-29-12 at 01:51 PM
HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) Alicia
B. Nut Nosher: Name 1 survivor who will be seen eating Coconut. (5) Bill
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Jay
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5) Jay
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5) Leif
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Troyzan

Have we said how much we HATE Alicia, well we do!

"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by qwertypie on 02-29-12 at 02:29 PM
HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5)Kat
B. Nut Nosher: Name 1 survivor who will be seen eating Coconut. (5)Leif
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)Kat
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge. (5)Matt
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council. (5)Leif
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Colton
"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 02-29-12 at 02:42 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-29-12 AT 03:10 PM (EST)

My secret password is: SPANISH. As in "Fly." As in "Macarena." As in "Tequila." As in "Bebimos hasta perder el sentido."

And with that said, I'll take a gold Boot O'Brew and commence the requisite "heave ho" initiation. Good thing I've been working out, this thing is HEAVY!

*snap*
{HutCam on}
A. Loser Manna: Monica
B. Nut Nosher: Sabrina
C. No Respite: Kim
D. No Safety: Jay
E. Disposable Vote: Jonas
F. Damaged Goods: Leif

*snap*
(HutCam off)

<<Vixen saunters away, sarong blowing seductively in the breeze>>

"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by CTgirl on 02-29-12 at 04:17 PM
HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Alicia
B. Nut Nosher: Bill
C. No Respite: Chelsea
D. No Safety: Matt
E. Disposable Vote: Jonas
F. Damaged Goods: Colton

My secret word is IMPISH
Keg Garden: gold

"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by agman on 02-29-12 at 06:53 PM
>My secret word is IMPISH

That's a great word for you!


"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by qwertypie on 02-29-12 at 07:02 PM
You just had to grab the 69, did you? How immature.
"RE: LoserLodge15: 11.5 weeks to go"
Posted by agman on 03-03-12 at 02:50 PM
Jealous?