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"Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Posted by mikey on 09-19-06 at 04:57 PM
1. "One team has a woman with one leg named Sarah."
"What was the name of her other leg?"

2. Team Ironman found that the penalty for losing a non-elimination leg was particularly harsh this season.

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"RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Posted by Lasann on 09-20-06 at 11:28 AM
Dadddddd, I always have to chase you down. You are needed over at the Be the Racer thread.

You were sooooo good on that wall!


"RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Posted by Colonel Zoidberg on 09-20-06 at 12:30 PM
Finally, a team that can fit into one pair of Levi's 3 Legged Jeans... < /SNL reference >



"RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Posted by nailbone on 09-20-06 at 04:54 PM
What do you call a one-legged woman? Ilene.

What do you call her one-legged Asian cousin? Irene.


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"RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Posted by bystander on 09-20-06 at 06:16 PM
What do you call their no-legged cousin from Mexico?

Consuelo.

"RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Posted by maroonclowns mom on 09-20-06 at 07:29 PM
Guess I won`t be reading anymore of this thread. The first man of my life (Dad) had an artificial leg. Grew up thinking that was normal but I`m not offended so go for it.

"RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Posted by nailbone on 09-21-06 at 11:43 AM
I don't get that one.


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"RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Posted by newsomewayne on 09-21-06 at 12:28 PM
Can-sway-lo. I guess?


Silence suggested by Syren, 2005

"RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Posted by nailbone on 09-21-06 at 01:04 PM
Yeah, I finally figured it out.


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"RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Posted by bystander on 09-21-06 at 10:20 PM
C's (Derogatory name for female body part)
Way Low (down to the ground cuz she has no legs)


Tribe did me in the sun!

"RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Posted by nailbone on 09-22-06 at 12:33 PM
*snort* Niiiiice!


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"consuelo"
Posted by shabalaba on 10-16-06 at 04:53 PM
>Can-sway-lo. I guess?
>
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Well...to a spanish speaker...Consuelo means with the ground:
con= spanish word for "with"
suelo=spanish word for "ground" or "floor"

LOL so it works in both languages!

"RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Posted by mikey on 10-10-06 at 09:50 AM
What has three legs and one huge a**hole?

Peter and Sarah.

"RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Posted by Snidget on 10-16-06 at 05:14 PM
Along those lines..

What is one-legged Sarah's biggest handicap in the race?
Peter.


It's a tribe creation!

"RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Posted by Rhyn on 10-17-06 at 06:08 AM
Perfect!
"RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Posted by HeavenlyGrl on 10-19-06 at 12:38 PM
>What has three legs and one
>huge a**hole?
>
>Peter and Sarah.

LMAO! This one is perfect!