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"LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-10-12 at 11:49 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-12 AT 07:06 PM (EST)

Hello and welcome to the new season of LoserLodge.
A little diversion built upon the premise of survivors more losery moments, collecting points and having some phun.
Every week I will be asking that you simply make a visit to the specially designed Hut-Cam, giving your answers to the weekly questions and perhaps monologuing your stay in the game.
I will also be offering a special bonus. Known as the G. Bonus, the first one will get underway within the new entry.
But first, some more introduction...


The destination is Loser Lodge Island at the newly renovated Loser Lodge Resort.
This all inclusive Island and Resort will be your home away from ... the rest of the world.
For approximately 90 days (or 13.5 weeks).
Well most of those days.
Some of those days will be spent on a ship getting to the island.
Some others of those days will be spent in a haze of alcohol infused debauchery and pun-play so far off the beaten path you won't quite ever know where you were.
But rest assured, it's all getting filmed.
And the 'where we are' can be answered with...
At the end of the dock, on Pier 69. Awaiting boarding assignments upon CocoLoco's fully bedazzled luxury liner, the 'LostInTransición'.

But first I must, at my lawyers request, let you know that there are some rules.
Deadlines:
The weekly deadline for all Hut-Cam questions is 7:59 PM BOARDTIME the night of the show. All Wednesdays.
All HutCam entries made after this deadline will not be valid. All questions worth 0 points.
All G. Bonus question deadlines will be described in the body of the bonus message.
If you miss a deadline, you are still in the game. However, if you miss 3 in a row, I'll have to assume you've built a watercraft and fled the island.

Entries:
I will be judging the questions, regarding the events on the show, based on aired footage.
I have these things DVR'd for the purpose of rechecking. Please let me know if you think my judgement was wrong (which has been known to happen).
If a question cannot be answered it will simply be voided. If a question becomes too difficult to judge, I will invalidate it.
Where the question asks to Name 1 survivor, please answer with 1 name of a survivor. And 2 names if it says 2.
None, No One, Nothing, Both, All, Combined or any other non-name answer will result in 0 points.
Points for each question will be in parentheses following the question. They may change. As may the questions themselves.

Conduct:
A completed PSQ must be filled out in order to join the Lodge.
Upon entry into the Lodge you will automatically be labelled a Loser. Wear the moniker with pride!
This game is not affiliated in any way with anything that EPMB or JP has formed, fondled or filched.
This board is PG13. This game is PG13&3/4.
This game is meant for phun only. No soliciting allowed.
Loser Lodge encourages participation. As a result of that, most Bonus games will actually have an effect on every loser's score.
Hence, if you don't participate, then less of a chance to have an effect on your score.
If you have a question regarding any scoring please let me know via PM.

Excellent. Those are small rules.
Time to get to the phun...

CocoLoco's shiny ship is awaiting your arrival and I have it on good authority he's also opened up his bar.

But before picking up that drink make sure to visit Hut-Cam with a quick thought about your stay and your answers to the following questions...

HutCam Entry
A. Don't Speak: Name 1 survivor who Has 0 Confessionals (5)
B. Won't Shut-Up: Name 1 survivor who Reads Aloud a Survivor Message (5)
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge (5)
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge (5)
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC (5)

G. Bonus
What better way to inaugurate our re-mission to LoserLodge than to do it within scenery drenched in lvoe.
With Valentine's Day on the horizon, the ship and it's steerage is heading forward into the serene ocean, towards a setting sun and a destiny.
The delicate aroma of jasmine, sandalwood and salty seas wafting through the warm tropical breeze stirring feelings long lost in losers.
A gentle ding-o-lingo from the trained monkey steel drum band playing Peaches and Cream in the background.
Holding on to the railing and staring out at the amazing sunset, is you.
Just You.
All alone you.
Well CocoLoco's solution is to hold the first ever Blind Date Pajama Party.

1st show up in your valentine inspired sleepwear (5 points for posting a picture) and have a great time in the bar.
Drinking, gnoshing, mingling, networking, carousing, whatever. Then when you're good and loopy.
2nd Pick a 'Suite #' from the choices below...
Limit 2 losers per suite. (Sorry, threesomes are a bit early for the 1st entry.)

Amor #2
Besame #3
Sangre #6
Lujuria #8
Tornillo #9
Fósforo #10
Rico #14
Dulce #16
Corazón #17
Suerte #19
Ensamblado #24
Latido #26
Pares #27
Gallo #28
Criado #29
Solamente #32

You'll wake up to a surprise.

Table of contents
Messages in this discussion
"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by agman on 02-11-12 at 02:37 AM
Well, looks like I'm here first for a change! Yikes!!
My responses:
A. MOnica
B. Bill
C. Greg
D. Jonas
E. Kim
F. Matt

I will go to Corazon #17 please. Here are my "pajamas"


It's good to be back to the Lodge!
even with a target on my back

"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by suzzee on 02-13-12 at 03:29 PM
wOw!


Sweet! Thanks to Ag!


"Blind Date Pajama Party"
Posted by Georjanna on 02-11-12 at 09:30 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-12 AT 09:06 PM (EST)


All of us now being
- as you instructed -
'good and loopy'
my 'jamas and I
- shown here in a shamefully flattering artist's rendering of actual events -
have decided that we would like to be assigned to the Ensamblado Suite, please.
"RE: Blind Date Pajama Party"
Posted by suzzee on 02-13-12 at 03:32 PM
So you brought your own gigolo? Good thinking. Wait a minute, he's bottomless and you are OH! your top fell off. Just sayin'.

By the way, awesome graphics, applause!!!


Sweet! Thanks to Ag!

"My gigolo!"
Posted by Georjanna on 02-15-12 at 08:21 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-15-12 AT 09:15 AM (EST)

Oh, heavens no, dear.

Maks is a Gentleman Dance Host who wandered over from the Cunard next door. But, I suppose that we could ask Coco if we can keep him.

As for the bottomless/topless thing:

It can be easily explained by artistic license, bad lighting and good spandex. Really. It can.


G

"Blind Date Pajama Party"
Posted by Georjanna on 02-15-12 at 08:18 AM
"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by jbug on 02-11-12 at 07:03 PM
I'm wearing hoodie footie jammies. Gotta keep my assets under cover for a bit .

I'm slipping into the Amor #2 suite. I'll be waiting - hope I'm not alone too long.

"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by jbug on 02-13-12 at 08:11 PM
There was a tatoo artist waiting in my suite.
This is what I got!
Come on in, see what he has for you.


Tribe shakes me

"Hello Hut Cam!"
Posted by jbug on 02-11-12 at 07:21 PM
I have missed you so much! Not everyone listens to me the way you do; you never interrupt, you listen without walkin away, you are perfect, my dear hut cam.

I could sing a song to you, like this:
"Red hut cam, your not just a hut. You're my, you're my friend. Thank you, for being my friend."

Okay now to get down to bizness.

A. Don't Speak: Name 1 survivor who Has 0 Confessionals (5) KIMBERLY
B. Won't Shut-Up: Name 1 survivor who Reads Aloud a Survivor Message (5) ALICIA
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge (5) SABRINA
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge (5) LIEF
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council (5) TROY
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC (5) MONICA


Tribe shakes me

"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-12-12 at 09:02 PM
HutCam Entry
A. Don't Speak ~ Michael
B. Won't Shut-Up ~ Leif
C. No Respite ~ Sabrina
D. No Safety ~ Alicia
E. Disposable Vote ~ Chelsea
F. Damaged Goods ~ Kourtney
G. Bonus

My preferred sleepwear is nothing IYKWIM. But since this game is PG13&3/4, I think I packed something suitable.

Now, who would like to join me in Suerte #19?

Yes, that's all there is to my valentine-inspired PJ's.

"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by Molaholic on 02-12-12 at 11:38 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-12-12 AT 11:42 PM (EST)

HutCam Entry
A. Don't Speak: Sabrina
B. Won't Shut-Up: Matt
C. No Respite: Nina
D. No Safety: Kimberly
E. Disposable Vote: Alicia
F. Damaged Goods: Troy

Something comfy, forsure

And I will claim Gallo #28


Tribe does it again

"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by agman on 02-13-12 at 07:13 PM
bwahahahahahahahaha LUV the jammies!....



I pumped iron at LL12


"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by byoffer on 02-13-12 at 00:27 AM
Woo to the hoo!! I've got me a bad case of Lodge Fever.
Nothing a few (!) special Lodge Drinks delivered by my own private nurse can't remedy:

As for pajamas, I heard it might be a little chilly on the beach, so I had better go with my special Outsilly, Outdrink, Outlose pajamas:

Judging by Trixi's nightwear, I think I will call myself Rico Suerte and sign up for Suite #19.

*Staggers into HutCam*
A. Don't Speak: Name 1 survivor who Has 0 Confessionals (5) Colton
B. Won't Shut-Up: Name 1 survivor who Reads Aloud a Survivor Message (5) Kat
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge (5)Kat
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge (5)Kat
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council (5) Kat
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC (5) Sabrina


"by the by, by..."
Posted by tribephyl on 02-13-12 at 09:36 PM
So good to see you heading towards the Lodge. I lvoe me some byoffer.
I must confess, I am soooo looking forward to receiving your PSQ. I can't wait to enter it on my spreadsheet.
and it is a requirement for all losers.

Would a little sex on the beach help?

perhaps not your preferred cocktail, but it's free.

"HutCam change"
Posted by byoffer on 02-14-12 at 09:09 PM
A. Don't Speak: Name 1 survivor who Has 0 Confessionals (5) MAtt



"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by suzzee on 02-13-12 at 01:20 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-14-12 AT 04:30 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 02-13-12 AT 03:28 PM (EST)

HEY! This game is meant for phun only. No soliciting allowed. If I give it away for free I guess I avoid the "no soliciting" clause. How's a girl supposed to get change for the candy machines then?

Hi Coco! Remember me? I used to hang out at the bar, I was wearing the peek-a-boo wet suit. No? Dang! Off to the Hut Cam:

Hellllooooo >kiss-kiss<,
I've been packing for months and I'm amazed I could get everything in just 3 trunks, two suitcases and my beach bag. I hope customs isn't checking too close >nudge-nudge<.

So on to the rest of the silliness:

After some quick cast cramming I'm going to name names. Someone get me a big drink pleeeeezze.

HutCam Entry
A. Don't Speak: Jonas
B. Won't Shut-Up: Leif
C. No Respite: Kim
D. No Safety: Nina
E. Disposable Vote: Alicia
F. Damaged Goods: Chelsea

I'll take Suite Beseme #3, who can resist a room named "kiss"

which one?

I bring chocolate


Sweet! Thanks to Ag!

"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by agman on 02-13-12 at 07:15 PM
Awesome lips there 'zzee


still thiking of snarky comment to insert here

"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by suzzee on 02-14-12 at 04:32 PM
There was a sale on collagen at Wal-Mart.


Sweet! Thanks to Ag!

"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by agman on 02-14-12 at 04:59 PM
Darn, missed the sale. Maybe next year!
"backs out of thread"
Posted by jbug on 02-14-12 at 05:45 PM
do not go there jbug, do not go there.....


Agman has my heart 2012

"RE: backs out of thread"
Posted by agman on 02-14-12 at 05:54 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-14-12 AT 05:54 PM (EST)

Wise decision oh bug-like one!


"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by CTgirl on 02-13-12 at 09:55 PM
I had a little something packed just in case I needed it:

I would like to check into the Lujuria Suite #8 please (who named these suites, anyways, Coco? There were some interesting choices!)

And I brought along a playmate for Cooper and Billie. They deserve a Valentine too.

"Hutcam"
Posted by CTgirl on 02-13-12 at 09:57 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-14-12 AT 09:42 PM (EST)

A. Jonas
B. Lief
C. Alicia
D. Alicia
E. Christina
F. Monica


Outdone by Agman

"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 02-14-12 at 11:25 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-15-12 AT 00:23 AM (EST)

First things first: I'm shacking up with Agman in the Corazon suite (#17). I've had a chance to see what he has to offer in the way of sleepwear and... me likey.

As for me? Well, I have the perfect pj's. It's well known that women love chocolate on Valentine's Day, but what do men crave? Easy. Beef Jerky.

Sexy AND nutritious!

I'd better hurry up and get to the hutcam before my Brief Jerky causes some unfortunate chafing...

A. Don't Speak: Kat
B. Won't Shut-Up: Colton
C. No Respite: Kim
D. No Safety: Nina
E. Disposable Vote: Monica
F. Damaged Goods: Monica


I can't WAIT to see what sort of surprise I wake up to!

"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by Dakota on 02-15-12 at 03:52 PM
*wanders into hut-cam* Ok, who left their swimming trunks in here? They've started already. Jeesh! Isn't Coco supposed to be watching for this sort of thing?

Ok. Camera on. *clap*

HutCam Entry
A. Don't Speak: Kourtney (5)
B. Won't Shut-Up: Troy (5)
C. No Respite: Alicia (5)
D. No Safety: Sabrina (5)
E. Disposable Vote: Kim (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Nina (5)

Camera off. *clap*


Dulce #16

"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by Flowerpower on 02-15-12 at 04:25 PM
Late to the party is still better than missing the party! Hums to self.....REEEUNITED and it feels so goooooood....Reunited 'cause we understood,There's one perfect fit And, sugar, this one is it... Move over boys and girls, I'm here for the duration...let the game and the party begin, and let the CocoLoco LostInTransición set sail on the seven seas with lots of debauchery and pun phun...I can hardly wait to get started! And, if valentine's are the chosen accoutrement, then I am prepared...

Ahhhh, I love me some SATIN and LACE! Now, I shall make my entry to the required hut cam before I partake in the bar and ship festivities....
HutCam Entry
A. Don't Speak: Name 1 survivor who Has 0 Confessionals (5) Christina
B. Won't Shut-Up: Name 1 survivor who Reads Aloud a Survivor Message (5) Leif
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge (5) Chelsea
D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge (5) Sabrina
E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council (5) Christina
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC (5) Chelsea

G. Bonus: I'll choose RICO #14 por favor, senor....

Now, where are my trifecta girls, and where oh where is by-dangles, what about Sir Kingfish....he must be around here somewhere...I'm off to the lido deck bar, for some fun in the sun....skips along to, Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, uh huh....


"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 02-15-12 at 05:42 PM
<< Waits until FloPo gets tipsy >>
<< Steals cute ruby bracelet >>
<< Tries to think up a good story as to how it ended up in my suite >>
<< Settles on the "you gave it to me in exchange for my feather boa" story, which has worked in the past >>


Sinful is as sinful does.

"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by Flowerpower on 02-15-12 at 08:11 PM
You little VIXEN, you! I need to make an emergency complaint to MR. CocoLoco, tout de suite! NO one messes with my family jewels....and, gets away with it!

Where is Mistress Emy and her whips and chains when I need her??? Ohhhh Mr. AGMAN, can you bare your abs and give that ole fox a bare bottom spankin, puh-lease...????


"If you insist"
Posted by agman on 02-15-12 at 11:37 PM

"RE: If you insist"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 02-16-12 at 08:34 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-16-12 AT 10:40 PM (EST)

Be careful of the jerky....


ThankyoumayIhaveanother

"RE: LoserLodge15: 13.5 weeks to go"
Posted by kingfish on 02-15-12 at 08:04 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-16-12 AT 02:46 PM (EST)

Not needing to read small print, I know that no one is nefarious enough to trick us out of our inheritance or hijack our wine cellars. And since I have a very dim menory of a wild and crazy place called Loose Island (?), along with naked beach ball and lots of bouncing mountains of firm and tanned...losing my train of thought..I guess that why they call it Losers something or another.

Anyway, back to the nude sunbathing deck, and to Hutcam:

A. Don't Speak: Name 1 survivor who Has 0 Confessionals (5)Jonas Otsuji

B. Won't Shut-Up: Name 1 survivor who Reads Aloud a Survivor Message (5)Bill Posley

C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge (5)Leif Manson

D. No Safety: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Immunity Challenge (5)Leif Manson

E. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is 1st to vote at Tribal Council (5) Alicia Rosa

F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC (5)Kourtney Moon

G. Bonus


Then I'll retire to Cabana Suerte #19.

EDIT: OK, I see the tie on the doorknob in Cabana Suerte @19, so I'll change over to the Hot Suite, Fósforo #10.
.



Found this sig while digging thru Tribe's Dempster)

"Hey! look!"
Posted by jbug on 02-15-12 at 10:18 PM
Agman sneaked in with a pair of scissors and cut our jammies up into a siggy!


you rock Agman!

"RE: Hey! look!"
Posted by suzzee on 02-17-12 at 10:41 AM
That explains why I feel a draft.....aft...


Sweet! Thanks to Ag!


"RE: Hey! look!"
Posted by agman on 02-17-12 at 12:48 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-17-12 AT 12:49 PM (EST)

Oh gawd, I wish I had thought of that one!


I don't mean to scare you, but that sounds like something I would write!!!!!

"RE: Hey! look!"
Posted by suzzee on 02-17-12 at 05:23 PM
heh-heh-heh, I have arrived.


zoinks

"RE: Hey! look!"
Posted by Dakota on 02-17-12 at 04:10 PM
Oh geez, Agman with a sharp object! Where is security?


AgmanArt 2012

"RE: Hey! look!"
Posted by jbug on 02-17-12 at 04:28 PM
Which is scarier?
Agman with scissors?
Agman with a sharp witty pen (or keyboard in this case)?


you rock Agman!

"RE: Hey! look!"
Posted by agman on 02-17-12 at 04:48 PM

That's like asking which is heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?


"RE: Hey! look!"
Posted by suzzee on 02-17-12 at 05:24 PM
FEATHERS!! do I win?



Sweet! Thanks to Ag!

"RE: Hey! look!"
Posted by agman on 02-17-12 at 05:53 PM
hahsahahahahahahah......NO

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Which_is_heavier_a_ton_of_bricks_or_a_ton_of_feathers

I crack myself up!!!!!

"RE: Hey! look!"
Posted by suzzee on 02-18-12 at 12:39 PM
If I had to move a ton of something, give me the feathers. I've moved bricks and they scratch. I've moved feathers and they're much more pleasant.

Besides you wouldn't want to get into a brick fight would ya? This looks much more interesting >nudgy-nudgy<


Sweet! Thanks to Ag!