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"how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Lisapooh on 06-14-04 at 03:22 PM
There's one I need to make disappear and I need to make it look like an accident.

Please submit your proposed plans as soon as possible. This thing has to be out of my office space no later than Wednesday or I may hurt someone.

Go on vacation and leave your team unsupervised and all sorts of bedlam occurs.

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"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 06-14-04 at 03:23 PM
I don't know, but find some kids from the teen sex thread and I bet they'll have some ideas.

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by PagongRatEater on 06-14-04 at 03:24 PM
Find a 30 foot tall monkey?

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by frisky on 06-14-04 at 03:25 PM
I need to know what size batteries it takes first.


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"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Glow on 06-14-04 at 03:38 PM
BWAHAHAHA
Bad kitty!

I was going to say, just throw it away. I guess it would be difficult to carry a 3-foot banana to the garbage dumpster without anybody seeing it. Oooh, borrow Dweezil's trenchcoat.


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"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by frisky on 06-14-04 at 03:58 PM
Must...resist...non-PG13...comment ... about...hiding...banana...under...trenchcoat...


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"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Captain_Savem on 06-14-04 at 03:40 PM


Frisky Funny!

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by greenmonstah on 06-14-04 at 03:25 PM
So...what you are saying is that you need to make a bannana split?


Just here to amuse myself...

"Hardeeharhar!"
Posted by mrc on 06-14-04 at 03:28 PM
Too funny!

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"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by frisky on 06-14-04 at 03:29 PM
*snort*


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"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by StarryLuna on 06-14-04 at 03:44 PM
*giggling* Monstah, you are so a-peel-ing!


"No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves."

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by mrc on 06-14-04 at 03:48 PM
Monstah's humor stems from her New England heritage.

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"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by StarryLuna on 06-14-04 at 03:50 PM
You have to have a sense of humor to be a Red Sox fan.

*running for the hills*


"No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves."

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by greenmonstah on 06-14-04 at 03:59 PM

Your words are wise and true but I am afraid I still need to give you*WHACK*
"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by mrc on 06-14-04 at 04:04 PM
You should give Starry a bunch of whacks for that.

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Puns are fun!

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by mrc on 06-14-04 at 03:27 PM
Funny how a weasel and a rat eater were the first respondents to this thread.

Anyway, isn't a studio going to make a new King Kong movie? Offer to sell them a cheap prop. Or, eBay it. Some people on OT (who shall remain nameless) would be happy to help you.

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"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Estee on 06-14-04 at 04:23 PM
Hey!

While I'm sure my regular bidder pool would be fascinated by a three-foot plastic banana, the question would then become 'How do you ship fake produce?' You just know UPS is going to declare this an oversized package, the box shape is going to be awkward no matter what I do, and I refuse to just wrap it in plastic until the color is obscured and then slap a label on it, because someone will make the entirely wrong assumption on what the package is, and I really, really hate filling out those forms.

In other words, you're on your own. Sorry.

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by dabo on 06-14-04 at 03:27 PM
Call it art and sell it on ebay.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2003/08/01/BA272114.DTL

Stanford goes nuts over banana sculpture
Giant pop art peel inspires debate, bad puns

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by FlowerChild on 06-14-04 at 03:34 PM
You guys are TOOOOO funny!!

Make a banana split

**giggling like a school girl**

Oh...and I'll take that three foot banana. There are plenty of pranks I could pull.



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"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by brvnkrz on 06-14-04 at 03:29 PM
Put it in your bosses tailpipe. (take that however you would like)
and boo hiss on Monstah for making a banana split.


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"hmmm"
Posted by cqvenus on 06-14-04 at 03:29 PM

an "accident" eh... perhaps you should just wait til everyone leaves, then throw it in the garbage, and the next day act miffed at the cleaning ppl for throwing out your best gift ever from your coworkers. really. leave a nasty note and everything.

~ cq

goddess on a mountain top
burning like a silver flame
summit of beauty and love
and Venus was her name

"RE: hmmm"
Posted by Lisapooh on 06-14-04 at 03:36 PM
this is my current plan - blame it on the cleaning people. I just have a hard time convincing myself that people will believe that the cleaning people coveted it enough to steal it or cared enough about it to actually throw it away.

We recently conducted an experiment with a crouton on the floor to see how long it would take them to throw it away. I'll let you know when they finally pick it up.

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by rasslinmomma on 06-14-04 at 03:34 PM
Leave it conspicuously in the middle of the office floor. Casually walk by. Pull a "Three Stooges" and "slip" on the banana. By the time you get back from the workman's comp MD, you boss will have taken responsibility for disposal of said banana.
"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 06-14-04 at 03:39 PM
First of all, LMAO at all the hilarous responses

Secondly, is this a hard plastic or soft plastic banana?

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Esbea on 06-14-04 at 03:42 PM
"Secondly, is this a hard plastic or soft plastic banana?"

and Im dying to know the differences in your answers.


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"Noooooooooooooookie"
Posted by greenmonstah on 06-14-04 at 03:42 PM

I want to hear your plan for both.
"LOL!"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 06-14-04 at 03:48 PM
I have no plans *giggle*

I was just curious. If it's hard plastic, I was wondering what would the use of it be? What kind of people buy 3 foot hard plastic bananas (besides Pooh's coworkers). If it's soft plastic, I wondered if it's one of the blow-up plastic thingies for the pool. What a hoot to watch adults floating around with that between their legs

"RE: LOL!"
Posted by greenmonstah on 06-14-04 at 03:55 PM

You were gonna take it if it were hard, weren't ya...

*Is that a banana you are floating on, or are you happy to see me?*

"RE: LOL!"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 06-14-04 at 03:58 PM
Come on Monstah! We'll tie the banana to the end of the boat and I'll take you for a spin

"RE: LOL!"
Posted by greenmonstah on 06-14-04 at 04:01 PM

*snicker*

love that greenmonstah boat...

"RE: LOL!"
Posted by Captain_Savem on 06-14-04 at 04:01 PM


You were gonna take it if it were hard, weren't ya...

*snort*



aka "Mon Capitaine le Cabana Boy" - U.C.B. Local #69

"RE: LOL!"
Posted by desert_rhino on 06-14-04 at 04:45 PM
Ummm... hot dog. hallway. *mmmrph mmmmmphrpt.*

-- JV


That goodness for my peril-sensitive gag.

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Lisapooh on 06-14-04 at 03:46 PM
It's hard but hollow.

Hey, if I gave it to weird facial hair boy that I crush on and ask him to rub it for luck, is that sexual harrasment or flirting?

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Esbea on 06-14-04 at 03:53 PM
cut a slot in the top and have everyone put their spare change it in for a year. Then take the money and have an office party.

the most pg-13 response I could give to "hard but hollow"
"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 06-14-04 at 03:59 PM
LOL. It could be Pooh's new Cuss Bank!

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 06-14-04 at 03:40 PM
Tell them you auctioned it off to your online fan club and are going to send the proceeds to your favorite charity.


"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by mrc on 06-14-04 at 03:42 PM
Good idea, Dweezil! Better yet, why not conduct an auction/contest on OT, and award it to the winner?

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"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Lisapooh on 06-14-04 at 03:44 PM
I'm thinking perhaps I can mail it to someone who can take their picture with it then pass it along. Would make a nice addition to our photo album.
"YES!"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 06-14-04 at 03:49 PM
What a great idea - we take turns having our picture taken with it, then post the picture. You could have a sign-up list.

"RE: YES!"
Posted by greenmonstah on 06-14-04 at 03:51 PM

Kind of like our very own Stanly Cup.
"RE: YES!"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 06-14-04 at 03:52 PM
Without the skating and the high sticking.

"Stanley Banana"
Posted by moonbaby on 06-14-04 at 03:52 PM
LAST EDITED ON 06-14-04 AT 03:54 PM (EST)


This is that whole "Flat Stanley" idea gone bananas!

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 06-14-04 at 03:50 PM
LOL! Great idea Pooh! I was just reading your post as I answered the phone and I had to hesitate cause I was trying to stifle my laughter

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Silvergirl1 on 06-14-04 at 03:51 PM

That sounds like an excellent idea, Pooh. We could have a special page just for banana photos.

There's nothing like sending a 3 ft banana on the OT tour.

Silvergirl

I'm jellus of the banana already, if it gets to visit all the OT peeps.

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 06-14-04 at 03:52 PM
OMH! Silvergirl's gellus of the banana BWAHAHAHAHA!

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Silvergirl1 on 06-14-04 at 09:27 PM
Silvergirl

Shhhh! Don't tell my DH!

"I was just going to suggest"
Posted by moonbaby on 06-14-04 at 03:51 PM
mail it to someone anonymonomonously.


"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by StarryLuna on 06-14-04 at 03:52 PM
Maybe everyone can sign it or decorate it too before passing it on. What a fun idea!


"No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves."

"the OT:"
Posted by cqvenus on 06-14-04 at 03:55 PM

:: keeping the USPS and the canadian post in business since secret santa in 2003.

ps if you sign the banana, it MUST be in sharpie. that's all.

~ cq

goddess on a mountain top
burning like a silver flame
summit of beauty and love
and Venus was her name

"RE: the OT:"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 06-14-04 at 03:58 PM
We have to do this. Have to, have to, have to, have to, have to.

"RE: the OT:"
Posted by frisky on 06-14-04 at 04:04 PM
Okay. So we're going to mount the banana, snap a polaroid, sign the banana and send it to the next guy, right?

Maybe the banana will get into the Guinness Book of Records for travelling farther than any other banana!


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"RE: the OT:"
Posted by greenmonstah on 06-14-04 at 04:05 PM

I have an extra ticket to Fenway in July, maybe I could have the banana then...I could take our pic near the other, less significant green monster.

*I seem to have lost some 3D friends since joining this little OT club of ours....*

"RE: the OT:"
Posted by StarryLuna on 06-14-04 at 04:00 PM
Oh, Kim will be so happy! She can use all her metallic Sharpies!!!


"No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves."

"*raises her hand*"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 06-14-04 at 04:04 PM
Add me to the list who will accept the hard banana and mail it on. I'd even pay for the postage to receive it

"RE: *raises her hand*"
Posted by frisky on 06-14-04 at 04:06 PM
I wanna play too. Do you think the banana would make it past customs?


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"RE: *raises her hand*"
Posted by Esbea on 06-14-04 at 04:12 PM
I can just see you hauling that down to the Olympic Park to get your pic taken! bwahahaha.....Ill drive you.

"Light a fire for a man, and you keep him warm for the night. Light a man afire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.''
"RE: *raises her hand*"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 06-14-04 at 04:15 PM
*giggle*
I was thinking Stone Mountain

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Bucky Katt on 06-14-04 at 03:49 PM
you are so cute.

"How 'bout a birdy? I got a little birdy right here."

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Lisapooh on 06-14-04 at 03:52 PM
is that a three foot plastic banana in your pocket or are you just mocking me?
"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Bucky Katt on 06-14-04 at 03:53 PM
Yes.

"How 'bout a birdy? I got a little birdy right here."

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Lisapooh on 06-14-04 at 03:56 PM
you are so cute.
"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by ginger on 06-14-04 at 03:58 PM
Embrace the banana. Get a huge bowl of cornflakes and about 700 gallons of milk, and you've got breakfast for a small emerging nation.



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"it's settled"
Posted by cqvenus on 06-14-04 at 04:04 PM

i hereby sign up to have it sent to me first. PM me poho and i'll give you the details.

~ cq

come ON you know you wanna mail that banana around north america

"RE: it's settled"
Posted by miamicatt on 06-14-04 at 04:05 PM
I'll go second. I just have to find a good place to take the picture.


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"RE: it's settled"
Posted by Esbea on 06-14-04 at 04:09 PM
Have it taken by something that "represents" your town. I could take it down to the Augusta National!

sign me up!
"RE: it's settled"
Posted by frisky on 06-14-04 at 04:13 PM
And I could take the banana to one of our many area prisons!!


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"RE: it's settled"
Posted by miamicatt on 06-14-04 at 04:13 PM
I think I'll take it swimming!


But where to find a pool in California?

"RE: it's settled"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 06-14-04 at 04:14 PM
I'm in.


"RE: it's settled"
Posted by miamicatt on 06-14-04 at 04:16 PM
So who do we give our addresses to? Poho? Or the one who had it last?


MC Kitt-Katt in the hizzouse

"RE: it's settled"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 06-14-04 at 04:21 PM
Let's get a sign-up order going. Each person should be responsible for shipping it on to the next person on the list. Addresses should only go to the person shipping it to you.

What else? What am I missing?

"RE: it's settled"
Posted by miamicatt on 06-14-04 at 04:23 PM
That's a good idea. New thread, perhaps?


MC Kitt-Katt in the hizzouse

"RE: it's settled"
Posted by Esbea on 06-14-04 at 04:17 PM
you, however, have to put a trenchcoat on the banana.

"Light a fire for a man, and you keep him warm for the night. Light a man afire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.''
"RE: it's settled"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 06-14-04 at 04:21 PM
Of course.

"RE: it's settled"
Posted by Lisapooh on 06-14-04 at 04:18 PM
OK - if I can sneak it out of the building, I will mail it. I might have to come in on Saturday or something because I am not going to get caught walking out of here with it.
"but you could use"
Posted by moonbaby on 06-14-04 at 04:28 PM
the car pool lane!

"RE: it's settled"
Posted by Estee on 06-14-04 at 04:24 PM
I'm out. I don't want to find out what my local post office can do to a three-foot plastic banana. They had enough fun with the six-footer last week.
"RE: it's settled"
Posted by frisky on 06-14-04 at 04:32 PM
I'll have to bow out too.

No way would this thing make it across customs without a few bumps and knicks.

It would be all bruised by the time it got back to the States.


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"RE: it's settled"
Posted by qwertypie on 06-14-04 at 05:47 PM
Yah, the customs people wouldn't let me send 2nd Cup Coffee, Mars bars or HobNobs down to my cousin in Chicago. Something about national security. . Damn! That sounds like so much fun!


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Are any other Canadians interested?

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 06-14-04 at 04:21 PM
Make sure I'm on the list!!!
"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Esbea on 06-14-04 at 04:41 PM
and I want it either before or after you....cause thats a great excuse for me to come to Atlanta for a little one on one with Nookie.


"Light a fire for a man, and you keep him warm for the night. Light a man afire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.''

"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 06-14-04 at 04:47 PM
A little one on one with Esbea and a banana *SNORT*

YAY! A visit from Esbea!!!

"The night Jimmy the Banana..."
Posted by IceCat on 06-14-04 at 04:58 PM
... went to sleep with the chimpanzees wearing whip cream galoshes...
"RE: The night Jimmy the Banana..."
Posted by dabo on 06-14-04 at 05:32 PM
Maybe we need a law against carrying a concealed banana.
"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by qwertypie on 06-14-04 at 11:59 PM
Out of curiousity how much does Mr. Plastic Banana weigh? Is it collapsable? Maybe I'll saunter to Canada Post and see how easy it would be to ship (and get past customs)


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"RE: how does one dispose of a three foot long plastic banana?"
Posted by clemsonbeav on 06-15-04 at 12:31 PM
LAST EDITED ON 06-15-04 AT 12:33 PM (EST)

Pick me!!! I want in! Somebody inform me! I'll be back next Tuesday, but I want to be a part of the insanity! As far as I can see, we're gonna take a pic with the banana, sign it, and send it on? Who's it gonna end up w/?

ETA: Just found the other post. I'm going there now!


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