Top 10 list of "memorable" quotes from Episode 10

10) Korean cab driver: "Huh????"

9) Clown?: "How was the Buddhas?"

8) Kelly: "That's a lotta' Buddha!"

7) Jon: "The wrath of Kelly is fixin' to come out on Jon!!!"

6) Chip/Reichen?: "What are skivies??"

5) Kelly: "... #1 ???...it's the first time, we're virgins!"

4) Jon: "It's goin' to be like BUTT LICKERS!"

3) Kelly: "Shut your pie hole!"

2) Jon: "I'll just get my magic carpet and jump across the river!"

and the number one quote of the night is:

1) Kelly: "A**holes never finish first!"

....feel free to add your own to the list......

• RE: Official quotes from TAR4 Episode 10,Cole, 04:43 PM, 08-01-03
  • RE: Official quotes from TAR4 Episode 10,TARJUNKIE999, 08:21 PM, 08-01-03

I don't think your #1 quote is quite accurate. I thought it went something like "I hope you get eliminated, to prove that a$$holes finish last, and lucky me, I'm ENGAGED to the a$$hole! Yay."

I agree though, Kelly and Jon were the highlight of the episode. They continually bring the funny.

Well, Kelly does say a lot of words, BUT I checked the videotape and Kelly did actually say those exact words, which I originally posted. (along with many others)