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"I Hate Michael"
Posted by DaisyJLC on 10-03-01 at 09:44 AM
Not only is Michael clearly the most unattractive man on the boat, but he is also the most arrogant and annoying! I almost lost it when Michael said he is "running the ship" or whatever he said... and then when he said he was just playing Lisa to regain control over her!!!!!!!! What a loser! In my opinion, he has completely embarassed himself on National Television - where does he get off thinking any of the girls would waste their time on a trip around the world with him???????? I actually felt bad for the guy at first - it is so funny how tight he thinks he is with Melissa and the girls - but it is so funny how she chose Ralph to take the strip tease picture of her - no way would she want Michael to come near her!!!!!!! He would make her skin crawl!!!!! I can't stand him and PRAY they vote him off next week....
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"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by desert_rhino on 10-03-01 at 09:47 AM
LAST EDITED ON 10-03-01 AT 09:53 AM (EST)

Hey, Lisa! Nice of you to drop in.


edited because I can't keep my whiney bimbos straight... and no comments from the peanut gallery, thanks.

"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by SurvivorBlows on 10-03-01 at 10:41 AM
Hey shakes, your groupies are here...

Welcome Daisy... I think Mike is more interested in the $200,000 that comes with the cruise around the world than the cruise itself. But hey, regardless of who you're with, just the experience of a cruise around the world would be incredible.

-SB

"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by DaisyJLC on 10-03-01 at 10:57 AM
I repsect the fact that the guy wants to win the money - but his attitude is such a turn-off - humility is such an important trait... his arrogance makes him look like such a jerk - I can't believe the way he self-titled himself the "chessmaster" or whatever he said and then said he was just playing Lisa - to admit that to someone else is so stupid and I hope Melissa tells people - I can't believe she wouldn't see through him... if he is really writing these summaries and everything else, it's obvious he is trying to get his 15 minutes of fame - unfortunately it won't carry him too far - he's no Colby from Survivor!!!!!! And I think he's signed himself onto this site using various screen names trying to get people to get him Rosie O'Donnell and trying to rally support for himself - I think he is a very conniving and deceitful person...
"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by Thrill Seeker on 10-03-01 at 11:21 AM
Daisy, now that evrybody knows he lies and has been playing all of them, his days are numbered now. He's hurt people maliciously by disrespecting them and playing them for idiots. Melissa didn't like his explanation and having Ralph for his best friend isn't going to save him. His deceipt and trickery will prevent him from getting near the $200,000.
"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by ItzLisa on 10-03-01 at 01:17 PM
>He's hurt people maliciously

*** LOL!!! Let me guess - you're an Anthony fan!

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"I don't mind Michael"
Posted by Thrill Seeker on 10-03-01 at 03:01 PM
>>He's hurt people maliciously
>
>*** LOL!!! Let me guess -
>you're an Anthony fan!

ItzLisa, let me explain.
The issues with Michael are that he hurts people maliciously, snores viciously, lives vicariously, eats obnoxiously, woos women seductively, dances spastically, baths sporadically, plays the game manipulatively, talks arrogantly, is always late fashionably, and nominates people ingratiously.
It's a whole circle of issues that seem to follow a pattern.


"RE: I don't mind Michael"
Posted by ItzLisa on 10-03-01 at 04:32 PM
>ItzLisa, let me explain. The issues with Michael are that
he hurts people maliciously, snores viciously, lives vicariously, eats obnoxiously, woos women seductively, dances spastically, baths sporadically, plays the game manipulatively, talks arrogantly, is always late fashionably, and nominates people ingratiously. It's a whole circle of issues that seem to follow a pattern.

***Why, you've explained it throughly, explicitly and I thank you, monumentally!!!

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"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by true on 10-03-01 at 12:07 PM
LAST EDITED ON 10-03-01 AT 12:08 PM (EST)

>>>And I think he's signed himself onto this site using various screen names trying to get people to get him Rosie O'Donnell and trying to rally support for himself


LMAO!! Are you saying that shakes is Lady T??? buahaaamuahaa!!


>>>>- I think he is a very conniving and deceitful person...

Hey, it worked for his brother Will, on Big Brother!


>>>>if he is really writing these summaries and everything else

Yup, he really is, and doing a damn fine job too!


>>>>- he's no Colby from Survivor!!!!!!

Thank Goodness!


true

"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by Ioway on 10-03-01 at 04:12 PM
I was kinda wondering if Shakes was the alter ego of VampKira
"Ummmmm..."
Posted by Jizzy on 10-03-01 at 04:15 PM
I can assure you that Kira is herself....no Shakes!


VKYRMW and THEN some!

"RE: Ummmmm..."
Posted by VampKira on 10-03-01 at 04:22 PM
Buwwahhh! ROFL!!!!!!

*gives props to her Jizz for defending her*

Too funny!! If peeps think I am shakes.. well, all I can say is this...

Hey CLOWN!! I want some monetary rewards for all this attention I am a gettin' ya! LMAO!! OMG <click> forget it.. The fun of this thresd is enough alone.... BWWWAHHHHHH!

*smacks the clown*


"I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon.. I feel there's nothing I can do.. yeah." - Kryptonite

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska!


"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by Thrill Seeker on 10-03-01 at 12:20 PM
>it's obvious he is trying
>to get his 15 minutes
>of fame - unfortunately it
>won't carry him too far
>- he's no Colby from
>Survivor!!!!!!

Could you remind me exactly what Colby has done after Survivor?
Or Tina or Rodger or Elizabeth?
It seems the only people I've seen from Survivor are Jerri, Alicia, Gervase, Rich, Sue, Colleen, and Keith Varner. I'm not sure if Mike wants to be in that crowd but I'm sure he will love it if he ends up on Weakest Link or Hollywood Squares.

"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by true on 10-03-01 at 12:30 PM
>>>Keith Varner<<<


hee hee, guess he made a lasting impression!

true

"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by Ioway on 10-03-01 at 04:14 PM
Rudy Boesch (the old ex-Seal) has his own action figure

http://www.cytoysonline.com/eliteforce/specialforces/rudy/index.shtml

"Daisy you are a freakin genius"
Posted by LadyT on 10-03-01 at 04:48 PM
Daisy hon, I can say that Lady T is NOT Michael. Unless those hormones have started working when I wasn't looking and I suddenly started exhibiting manly qualities. Oh wait, there goes my voice, its suddenly deeper. OMG MY NOSE! Its getting larger! And I am getting taller and gaining weight, like a MAN! OH no, whats that! OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO

GOD BLESS AMERICA

"Lady T...."
Posted by Mon Cherie on 10-03-01 at 05:20 PM
Sweetie, if you start growing hair on your back, give me a buzz and I'll shoot right on over with my wax!!!

Lady T is not shakes,
Vampy (bwaahaha!!!) is not shakes.

Go Adrian...um no...Greg? Is he still there? Is there a Jason on the boat? I would definitely go for a Jason.


Mon Cherie

"Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you."
-"Cheers"

"RE: Lady T...."
Posted by true on 10-03-01 at 05:42 PM
LOL! Mon Cherie!

Did you stock up on wax, to take care of your "hairy Italian" friend?

And, in case anyone is wondering, Mon Cherie is NOT shakes either!

Mon Cherie is the beauty product QUEEN!


true

ps. I've yet to try that Venus shaver, and what was that lotion you recommended? I forgot

"RE: Lady T...."
Posted by Jizzy on 10-03-01 at 05:47 PM
>ps. I've yet to try that Venus shaver, and what was that lotion you recommended? I forgot<

Hey, True..I believe it's called Nair!



VKYRMW... and THEN some!

"RE: Lady T...."
Posted by true on 10-03-01 at 06:04 PM
LMAO!! ZZ!!

NO Sir, it was not NAIR! *shakes head* I would have remembered that!


I'm afraid, try as you might, that you are not Product Queen material!


ps. How about the Cardinals!!!! Tied for first, and climbing! Woo Hoo!

true

"True..."
Posted by Mon Cherie on 10-03-01 at 06:23 PM
LAST EDITED ON 10-03-01 AT 06:27 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 10-03-01 AT 06:25 PM (EST)

Hon, you have GOT to get your hands on a Venus razor pronto! Then get this "Naturally Smooth" lotion by Jergens, and in about a month you will be shaving less! The other lotion I mentioned was "Queen Cream"- I bought it at this shop in the arts district after I got the BB pierced. I love the directions for application:

Fit for a king, but a dream for a queen! This cream is royal skin treatment for the Discerning Diva. Simply have your servant or plaything massage a dollop of Queen cream into your nubile, noble body, right down to the little finger you have them wrapped around. For complete pampered results, repeat frequently.


BTW, Hairy Italian has competition with Canadian Cutie... meet me in the bar later, we'll catch up!

Edited: to add pic
Edited again: Do I have an official title? Product Queen? Well, I am certainly endorsing an appropriate product!
Mon Cherie

"Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you."
-"Cheers"

"RE: True..."
Posted by Frau Hexe on 10-03-01 at 07:05 PM
I agree, true--if, in fact, you are the beauty product queen (and I have no doubts about this), you must have a Venus. It conforms to the wart on my nose just beautifully, and the longer handle is perfect for that hard-to-reach back hair.

Frau Hexe

"RE: True..."
Posted by true on 10-03-01 at 07:13 PM
Witchy Poo,

*I* am not the beauty product Queen, nor is Jizzy, Mon Cherie is the beauty product Queen.

uhhh...You shave your nose?!?


Quick! Duck! there is a house falling from the sky!


true

"RE: True..."
Posted by Jizzy on 10-03-01 at 07:30 PM
True..I'll have you know that I am not the QUEEN of anything!! hehe I may be the "master of my own domain", but that's another story!

*waves at Kira for no apparent reason*



VKYRMW...and THEN some!

"RE: True..."
Posted by Frau Hexe on 10-04-01 at 02:00 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

No wonder I'm developing such a reputation for absent-mindedness and confusion on these boards--these damn houses keep distracting me.

OW! #&$&*#

Note to self: design new and improved witches hat/hard hat hybrid.

Frau Hexe

"RE: True..."
Posted by sleeeve on 10-03-01 at 08:40 PM
>I agree, true--if, in fact, you
>are the beauty product queen
>(and I have no doubts
>about this), you must have
>a Venus.

What??? Did someone just say that true has a... Oooooohhhh... you said Venus...

I must have heard wrong, because it really sounded like... well... never mind.




You never know what might be up my sleeeve...
"RE: True..."
Posted by Frau Hexe on 10-04-01 at 01:55 AM
oh my!

I know I have a history in here, after only a few glorious days of posting, of a bit of gender confusion, but you sleeeve?

Frau Hexe

"RE: True..."
Posted by Monkeyboy on 10-03-01 at 10:38 PM
Cheri,
Hairy Italian and Canadian Cutie are NO competition for the Monkey Monarch.
*sigh* If only you would pull my tail!

"RE: True..."
Posted by true on 10-03-01 at 11:06 PM
Woo Hoo! Look at the curve! It's almost perfect! It's a true curve!!!!

And sleeeve! Get your mind out of the gutter!!!


true

"RE: True..."
Posted by Mon Cherie on 10-04-01 at 05:27 PM
Oh Monkey Honey- You should know *I* love you most!!!

*Pulls Monkey's tail*

Mon Cherie

"Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you."
-"Cheers"

"RE: Lady T...."
Posted by samiam on 10-04-01 at 02:10 AM
And, don't forget...not_shakes is also not shakes. *grin*


"RE: Lady T...."
Posted by Mon Cherie on 10-04-01 at 05:24 PM
LOL- I was going to stick that in there somewhere Sami! But I started to confuse myself...

Mon Cherie

"Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you."
-"Cheers"

"RE: Daisy you are a freakin genius"
Posted by Monkeyboy on 10-03-01 at 11:07 PM
Daisy...don't fall for her ruse!
LadyT is actually Shakes.
Notice how he tries to gain your confidence? Shakes only wants use you to fulfill his end means!
LadyT is the chessmaster! She will kiss you and then hurt you maliciously!
Don't be taken in by Shakes clever charms.

"RE: Daisy you are a freakin genius"
Posted by LadyT on 10-03-01 at 11:34 PM
Honey, I am the ChesTmaster

GOD BLESS AMERICA

"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by VampKira on 10-03-01 at 11:43 AM
ROTF @ Webby alerting shakes to his groupies!! Heeeeee!
Poor clown... so misunderstood.... *sigh*


"The trick is to keep breathing...." - Garbage

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska!


"An Open Letter to Daisy...."
Posted by ItzLisa on 10-03-01 at 01:14 PM
Dear Daisy (or as JV said, "Lisa"):


Here's a quarter... call someone who cares.

(These are the kinda groupies you don't bring home to mother!)

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"RE: An Open Letter to Daisy...."
Posted by VampKira on 10-03-01 at 01:17 PM
*lovin' her Itz La La!*

"What time is it?? Baby?? What time is it?? I'm cold and I don't know what time it is... what time is it baby?? " - EM

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


"I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon.. I feel there's nothing I can do.. yeah." - Kryptonite

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska!


"RE: An Open Letter to Daisy...."
Posted by managerr on 10-03-01 at 01:22 PM
A little off topic but Elisabeth has her own show on the Style/Fashion Cable channel. She helps people shop for new outfits for under $50.
"RE: An Open Letter to Daisy...."
Posted by SurvivorBlows on 10-03-01 at 01:27 PM
Yep... we published this on the SurvivorBlows News page a few weeks ago. I think there will a "where are they now" segment in Thursday night's Survivor pre-show show.

"RE: An Open Letter to Daisy...."
Posted by ItzLisa on 10-03-01 at 01:24 PM
LAST EDITED ON 10-03-01 AT 01:26 PM (EST)

Well, she messed with the Clown, baby, you don't mess with the clown!

"Make me some tea...baby, will you make me some tea?"
"You want some sugar in it, Grandma?"
"No, no, jus' a lil' lemon. Baby?"
"Yeah Grandma?"
"What time is it?"

(I stole Webby's USA ribbon and Sami's pink ribbon - MALICIOUSLY!)
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"RE: An Open Letter to Daisy...."
Posted by VampKira on 10-03-01 at 01:28 PM
ROTF!!! Itz!1 We be hijacking this thresd I think!! Heeeeeee!

"What?? that's the new thing now?? Wash your hands, put your dick in the sink? Whats wrong with you baby?? You NASTY baby.... "

*giggles uncontrolably*


"I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon.. I feel there's nothing I can do.. yeah." - Kryptonite

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska!


"RE: An Open Letter to Daisy...."
Posted by ItzLisa on 10-03-01 at 01:41 PM
I've said it before, Mine Vamp La La, and it bears repeating...

"EDDIE!!!! HALF!!!!" (don't you remember that? That cracked me up!)

We LOVE the Clown! We love his man-breasts! We love his love handles! We love his sunburnt blotchy shoulders and his giant Fred-Flintstone shaped head! If you come on this here board, THIS BOARD RIGHT HERE, and diss our Clownie, and I WILL force you to eat my cooking! Further disses, and you'll have to give me a makeover on a really hot sweaty day! So there!

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"RE: An Open Letter to Daisy...."
Posted by Drive My Car on 10-03-01 at 02:18 PM
Fred Flintstone shaped head????????????
OMG Baby!!
You're killin' me!!!


W.L.M.F.C.
( and thats the truth)

"RE: An Open Letter to Daisy...."
Posted by VampKira on 10-03-01 at 02:27 PM
>>>"EDDIE!!!! HALF!!!!" (don't you remember that? That cracked me up!)<<

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

*IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!...throw your panties on the stage!!!*

>>>We LOVE the Clown! We love his man-breasts! We love his love handles! We love his sunburnt blotchy shoulders and his giant Fred-Flintstone shaped head! If you come on this here board, THIS BOARD RIGHT HERE, and diss our Clownie, and I WILL force you to eat my cooking! Further disses, and you'll have to give me a makeover on a really hot sweaty day! So there!<<

*nods at her girl* What SHE said!!!! I'll defend my bozo to da death.. ya'll hear me?? Do NOT be dissin' our clown... This is Big Top territory, my friends.......
Feels all tough and shi now! Yo Mamma!!

(so FRIGGIN glad her Itz be back!!)

" I was walkin' down the street mindin' my own bidness right? I was just walkin down the street..Walkin down the street.. mindin' my own bidness.. walkin' down the street.. mindin' my own bidness, right?...."

IIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEE CCCCCCCRRRRRRREEAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Oh man.. somebody STOP me!!!



"I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon.. I feel there's nothing I can do.. yeah." - Kryptonite

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska!


"RE: An Open Letter to Daisy...."
Posted by true on 10-03-01 at 02:43 PM
No Way! I'm not gonna stop you! *lines up with the shakes defense team*

Just a quick observation though, I think VampKira may be just a weee bit tipsy from all the new blood around here! hee hee

true

"RE: An Open Letter to Daisy...."
Posted by VampKira on 10-03-01 at 02:52 PM
*wonders if true will regret the encouragement...*

Yeah!! You wanna dis MY clown?? HUH? Do ya? Huh? Well you is gonna hafta go through ME first!! That's right.. don't be fooled by my size.. I'll kick your ASS if you even THINK of making my funny man feel bad..Capise???!!!! Huh?? What was that?? Oh.. I see how you are... You wanna rumble.....? Ahhhhhight then.......


OMG! < click> I need therapy!!!!


"I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon.. I feel there's nothing I can do.. yeah." - Kryptonite

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska!


"RE: An Open Letter to Daisy...."
Posted by ItzLisa on 10-03-01 at 02:50 PM
LAST EDITED ON 10-03-01 AT 02:54 PM (EST)

>This is Big Top territory, my friends.......
*** Oh, stop it!!! You're gonna make me pee!!! I wish Webby could rename the forum that!!!! How cool - "Big Top Territory"!!! I love it! (of course, you COULD be referring to Toni, LOL!!!!)

>(so FRIGGIN glad her Itz be back!!)
***Ditto, my buddy, ditto! So FRIGGIN glad to BE back!

>" I was walkin' down the street mindin' my own bidness right? I was just walkin down the street..Walkin down the street.. mindin' my own bidness..
walkin' down the street.. mindin' my own bidness, right?...."

*** "Dominus - he'll be okay!" (VVVROOOOOM!!!!!)

Oh! And Vamps - go to the Basher's board - we're takin' a vote on what to re-name the term when we takeover a thresd like this. Since 9/11, no one feels comfortable calling it a "Hi-jack", which I can definitely get behind! So head on over and place your vote - I think I may have convinced Dalton to start renaming these thresd takeovers "Left Turns on Red", LOL!!!

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"RE: An Open Letter to Daisy...."
Posted by VampKira on 10-03-01 at 03:02 PM
>>*** "Dominus - he'll be okay!" (VVVROOOOOM!!!!!)<<

ROFL!!!

" Look at this watch, mother Fu%ker!" Heeeeeeeeeeeeee!

"What was that?"
"It felt like somethingin the road..."
"Lemmie back up and check"
"Yeah... something in the road alright..."

BUWWWWWWWWWWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



"I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon.. I feel there's nothing I can do.. yeah." - Kryptonite

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska!


"I LOVE MICHAEL!"
Posted by Thrill Seeker on 10-03-01 at 01:24 PM
I LOVE MICHAEL, but not in a homosexual way, that's for sure.
"RE: I LOVE MICHAEL!"
Posted by nottie on 10-03-01 at 03:23 PM
You all sound like homosexual losers. Wait a minute; that's giving you way too much credit. Homosexuals are usually more refined than you goofs.

You guys are the pack of losers in high school who couldn't get dates, and it's painfully obvious why.

Spell it with me...captial L, O,...

Michael would fit perfectly on the WEAKEST link. Hell, he should be the tubby mascot for the show.

"RE: I LOVE MICHAEL!"
Posted by VampKira on 10-03-01 at 03:25 PM
ROTF!!!!!

*was gonna vampslap this person.. but realized that they aren't special enough...*

*grins at the Big Top Club*


"I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon.. I feel there's nothing I can do.. yeah." - Kryptonite

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska!


"RE: I LOVE MICHAEL!"
Posted by true on 10-03-01 at 03:58 PM
No, no, no...You have it all wrong nottie (is that supposed to be a clever spelling of naughty?? soo not funny)

Anyway, a LOSER is someone who bullies his (or her) way onto the playground, and picks a fight with the kids that are having fun. It usually starts with name calling, and often the LOSER resorts to FAT jokes.

OMG <click> I just described you! Now if you can't play nice here, than go play with yourself!

HOLY MiCOW!!


true

"RE: I LOVE MICHAEL!"
Posted by VampKira on 10-03-01 at 04:04 PM
>>OMG <click> I just described you! Now if you can't play nice here, than go play with yourself!<<<

OMG!! <click> I did NOT need that image, true!!!

ROFL!!!!!

Heeeeeeeeeeee!

"Because I'm bad.. I'm bad.. you know it!"



"I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon.. I feel there's nothing I can do.. yeah." - Kryptonite

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska!


"RE: I LOVE MICHAEL!"
Posted by true on 10-03-01 at 04:59 PM
oops...Sorry about that Vampy, what I really meant to say was "go play by yourself"

Freudian slip I suppose, not surprising, since I hear that Freudian slip is one of the first symptoms of SFD, a.k.a. Shakes Fascination Disorder. *waves to Loogaro*

I live in fear of what comes next!

true

"RE: I LOVE MICHAEL!"
Posted by nottie on 10-03-01 at 11:51 PM
Yes, I can see that clearly this is your playground, and that one cannot piss into the wind very long before one needs to take a shower.

So, I shall leave you children to your frat party.


But I leave comforted by the knowledge that the tele-tubby won't win the big prize (on the show, or in life).

Enjoy!

"RE: I LOVE MICHAEL!"
Posted by samiam on 10-04-01 at 02:17 AM
But I leave comforted by the knowledge that the tele-tubby won't win the big prize (on the show, or in life).

...and *I* take comfort in the fact that *you* won't, either. Buh-bye, don't let the door hitcha on the way out.
<slam>

"RE: I LOVE MICHAEL!"
Posted by moonbaby on 10-03-01 at 04:26 PM
LOL true, that was great!
"This one's for Munky...."
Posted by ItzLisa on 10-03-01 at 04:35 PM
>You all sound like homosexual losers. Wait a minute; that's giving you way too much credit. Homosexuals are usually more refined than you goofs. You guys are the pack of losers in high school who couldn't get dates, and it's painfully obvious why.
>Spell it with me...captial L, O,...

*** Dad? Is that you?

(Our Munky loved this reply when I did it last year during S2, so I gotta throw it out there for him!)

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"Dad...is that you?"
Posted by Monkeyboy on 10-03-01 at 10:50 PM
Dad..why are you doing this? Now you're disguising yourself as "Nottie" and stalking me on my web site! Please Dad...accept me for who I am! Why must you always berate me and belittle everything I enjoy. I couldn't be the football star like you wanted because I liked to play with my Barbie dolls, but please Dad, let me live my life. I never became a banker like you always wanted, I became a florist instead. Dad, can't you just love me for who I am?
Why must you stalk me on the internet now and continue to berate me.
Why Dad...WHY?

"RE: Dad...is that you?"
Posted by Loogaro on 10-04-01 at 11:02 AM
>I never became a
>banker like you always wanted,

Now I have no desire to come between a boy and his pater munky, but banking does have its feminine, caring side, y'know. It's called derivative instruments and risk management. Ooooo!

~~
Loogaro


"RE: I LOVE MICHAEL!"
Posted by Ioway on 10-03-01 at 04:18 PM
When I first saw Michael I thought he was that guy from "Spin City"
"RE: I LOVE MICHAEL!"
Posted by PUCKGRL on 10-03-01 at 04:40 PM

I just wanted to THANK YOU guys....you are cracking me up this afternoon! Especially with the EDDDIEEEEE....HALF!

Rule #1 - Lillian may not go out of the house


"KISSING?! There's no kissing in
hockey!"

"Murphy Rules!!"
Posted by VampKira on 10-03-01 at 04:47 PM
"Look at it!! it's a coffee table now Eddie!!"

Damn!!!!!!1


"I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon.. I feel there's nothing I can do.. yeah." - Kryptonite

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska!


"RE: I LOVE MICHAEL!"
Posted by Drive My Car on 10-03-01 at 04:54 PM

OMG PUCK!!!????
hide the Peanut Butter!!

Glad you are having fun with us PUCKGRL
Welcome to the playground.


EBug
W.L.S.F.C.
Yabba Dabba Doo

"RE: I LOVE MICHAEL!"
Posted by VampKira on 10-03-01 at 04:57 PM
Barney!!!!! You're stealing my Cocoa Pebbles.. Get back here!!!!!


"I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon.. I feel there's nothing I can do.. yeah." - Kryptonite

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska!


"RE: I LOVE MICHAEL!"
Posted by ItzLisa on 10-03-01 at 09:19 PM
YAAAAAY!!!! Vamps, we got us another Eddie fan in the house!!! Puckgrl, you HAFTA join us on the rest of the boards now!!!

"You don't take CARE of the dog, Eddie! He doesn't even know his own name! Watch this - Cocoa, c'mere.. where the f.uck's he going?"

Vamps, what'dya think? Are we calling this officially an Eddie Murphy Left Turn on Red?

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Official Member of the "We Love Michael's Giant Fred Flintstone Head" Fan Club - NY chapter.

"RE: I LOVE MICHAEL!"
Posted by Jizzy on 10-03-01 at 09:39 PM
"And then the BIG BROWN shark came..." hehe Sorry..just wanted to join the Eddie party.

BTW...*big hugs to Itz*! Welcome back, hon...and thanks for making Kira smile again!


VKYRMW...and THEN some!

"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by cgal on 10-03-01 at 04:53 PM
Me too. I go to bed angry after I watch him think that he is the sh*t. I hope he goes and they bring back Greg. You know, I did feel really sorry for him in the first two eps, what a sucker I am!
"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by Circe on 10-03-01 at 06:09 PM
>I almost lost it when Michael said he is "running the ship" or whatever he said...>>

For the last 2 episodes we was! Well see what happens this week. It looks very interesting by the previews.

<<but he is also the most arrogant and annoying>>>
I don't think he came on the show for a love match but it would be a bonus if it happened.

~~Beware of Greeks bearing gifts~~

"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by PUCKGRL on 10-03-01 at 07:24 PM
Come On Now! Where is the love????
Michael is a doll.....and he's not arrogant....he's confident. He can't help it if he's stuck on a barge with idiots.

He can eat crackers in my bed anytime.

"KISSING?! There's no kissing in
hockey!"

"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by MandyM on 10-03-01 at 08:55 PM
This entire thread has had me LMAO.....thanks for the giggles! Love this board!


Don't sweat the petty things and DO pet the sweaty things.

"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by Jizzy on 10-03-01 at 09:01 PM
Welcome aboard MandyM You haven't seen anything yet! hehe



VKYRMW...and THEN some!

"hija... er... right turn on... er... ummm... change of topic..."
Posted by sleeeve on 10-03-01 at 10:07 PM
Okay... don't know what to call this until the Basher Babes make up their minds, but I have a quick question:

***VKYRMW...and THEN some! ***

What is YRMW????

Am I the only one out of the loop???



You never know what might be up my sleeeve...

"Loop... loop?"
Posted by IceCat on 10-03-01 at 10:09 PM
There's a loop? Huh?


September 11, 2001
""You Rock My World""
Posted by AyaK on 10-03-01 at 10:21 PM
Geez, sleeevie....

MICHAEL JACKSON LYRICS (from AZlyrics.com)

"You Rock My World"

Ho...oh...

My life will never be the same
'Cause girl, you came and changed
The way I walk
The way I talk

I cannot explain the things I feel for you
But girl, you know it's true
Stay with me, fulfill my dreams
And I'll be all you'll need

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, it feels so right (Girl)
I've searched for the perfect love all my life (All my
life)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, it feels like I (Like I)
Have finally found her perfect love is mine (See, I
finally found, come on, girl)

You rocked my world, you know you did
And everything I'm gonna give (You rocked my world)
And there ain't nothing we could find
Someone like you to call mine (You rocked my world)

You rocked my world, you know you did (Girl)
And everything I'm gonna give (I want you, girl)
And there ain't nothing we could find
Someone like you to call mine

In time I knew that love would bring
This happiness to me
I tried to keep my sanity
I waited patiently

Girl, you know it seems
My life is fully complete
Our love is true because of you
You're doin' what you do

Oh, oh, oh, oh, who'd think that I (Oh)
Have finally found the perfect love I searched for all
my life (Searched for all my life)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, who'd think I'd find
(Whoa...oh...oh...)
Such a perfect love that's so right (Whoa, girl)

You rocked my world, you know you did (Come on, come
on, come on, come on)
And everything I'm gonna give
And there ain't nothing we could find (Girl)
Someone like you to call mine (You rocked my world)

You rocked my world (You rocked my world), you know
you did
And everything I'm gonna give (Girl, girl, girl)
And there ain't nothing we could find
Someone like you to call mine (Girl)

You rocked my world, you know you did (Oh)
And everything I'm gonna give (You rocked my world)
And there ain't nothing we could find
Someone like you to call mine

You rocked my world (Oh...), you know you did
And everything I'm gonna give (To rock my world)
And there ain't nothing we could find
Someone like you to call mine

Girl, I know that this is love
I felt the magic all in the air
And girl, I'll never get enough
That's why I always have to have you here, hoo

You rocked my world (You rocked my world), you know
you did
And everything I'm gonna give (Look what you did to
me, baby, yeah)
And there ain't nothing (Yeah, yeah) we could find
Someone like you to call mine (You rocked my world)

You rocked my world, you know you did (Know you did,
baby)
And everything I'm gonna give ('Cause you rocked my
world)
And there ain't nothing we could find (Hoo, hoo)
Someone like you to call mine

(You rocked my world)
You rocked my world, you know you did
(The way you talk to me, the way you're lovin' me)
(The way you give it to me)

You rocked my world, you know you did
(Give it to me)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah...yeah...ooh)
You rocked my world (You rocked my world), you know
you did
(You rocked my world, you rocked my world)

(Come on, girl) You rocked my world (Come on, girl),
you know you did
(Baby, baby, baby)
And everything I'm gonna give
And there ain't nothing we could find
Someone like you to call mine

You rocked my world, you know you did
And everything I'm gonna give
And there ain't nothing we could find
Someone like you to call mine

"RE: "You Rock My World""
Posted by VampKira on 10-04-01 at 01:26 AM
LMAO, AK!!!

Wow!! Vamp is impressed!!

Do we love AK??? YES we do!!


"I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon.. I feel there's nothing I can do.. yeah." - Kryptonite

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska!


"RE: "You Rock My World""
Posted by sleeeve on 10-04-01 at 02:54 AM
Thanks, I guess, AyaK... you rock my world, too...

But still wondering what YRMW stands for... anyone???




You never know what might be up my sleeeve...

"RE: "You Rock My World""
Posted by shakes the clown on 10-04-01 at 03:37 AM
>>But still wondering what YRMW stands
>for... anyone???


Vanessa Williams

" This Thresds been Zenned Out"
Posted by Drive My Car on 10-04-01 at 11:55 AM

Now THATS a right turn!!!


"It's Been Rustled Senseless!"
Posted by IceCat on 10-04-01 at 07:28 PM
Poor old thresd!



September 11, 2001

"Nice try Daisy"
Posted by shakes the clown on 10-04-01 at 02:01 AM
Hey guys, allow me to introduce Daisyjane...one of my old "friends" from the ESPN baseball boards.

DJ, what'd ya think was gonna happen when you started this thresd..you should really know better by now.

BTW, your Indians still suck!

"RE: Nice try Daisy"
Posted by SurvivorBlows on 10-04-01 at 10:40 AM
>Hey guys, allow me to introduce Daisyjane...one of my old "friends" from the ESPN baseball boards.

See, I told you all she was a groupie Ah, that's shakes... making friends where ever he goes

And damn he gets around humm -- first whitesoxinteractive.com, now espn.com -- and that's not even counting the TV-related boards, what a message board whore

>BTW, your Indians still suck!

I'm not a White Soz fan, but I have to agree, their time has passed. Sabathia is a nice young guy, but Colon has been "potential" for how many years now and his record has gotten worse each of the last 3 years. ...and Finley, well, come on he's Finley -- a soon-to-be 39 year old guy who, big shocker here, is starting to have health problems. As far as the bats go, ya, they hit, sure, but all those guys are starting to get pretty old as well. They better win soon, because already Gonzo and Lofton will be gone. And forget about Burks, at 37 and with those knees, he's about cooked. And come on, anyone believe Thome isn't having a career year? Sorry Daisy, I think this post-season might be your last, better make it good -- go win one for The Hart or something.

-SB

"RE: Nice try Daisy"
Posted by AyaK on 10-04-01 at 10:43 PM
>>BTW, your Indians still suck!
>
>I'm not a White Soz fan, but I have to agree,
>their time has passed. Sabathia is a nice young guy,
>but Colon has been "potential" for how many years now
>and his record has gotten worse each of the last
>3 years. ...and Finley, well, come on he's Finley
>-- a soon-to-be 39 year old guy who, big shocker
>here, is starting to have health problems. As far
>as the bats go, ya, they hit, sure, but all
>those guys are starting to get pretty old as well.
> They better win soon, because already Gonzo and Lofton
>will be gone. And forget about Burks, at 37
>and with those knees, he's about cooked. And come
>on, anyone believe Thome isn't having a career year?

OK, two things:

1. If Daisy is really an Indians fan, I apologize on behalf of Indians fans everywhere.

Of course, Indians fans still rank above WhiteSox fans...

...On the South Side of Chicago,
in the baddest part of town,
the Sox will play ball there -- but you must beware
of a man named shakes the clown...

(Hey shakes, did you see my comments about Comiskey's fans in The Mole 2 summary?)

2. Enough simulated humor -- to the real analysis. Webby, you're right -- Colon regressed last year and regressed further this year. Burba, who had been an underrated pitcher until this year, went kablooie. The only solid starter on Cleveland is the rookie, Sabathia. In fact, the White Sox have significantly better starting pitching than Cleveland. But so what?

Vizquel and Alomar are still the greatest keystone combination in baseball history. Juan Gone proved that his best days weren't all back in Texas. And Thome? I used to say that he was going to hit 50 HRs and be a yearly contender for MVP. If he can keep away from more back problems (which caused his slow start this year), I still think that's realistic.

Can the Indians overcome the lack of starting pitching and beat the Mariners? Sure. Who's afraid of Jamie Moyer or Aaron Sele? But beating Oakland or New York would require a miracle, because great pitching beats great hitting.

Cleveland's farm system isn't like Boston's -- it actually produces good young players. I think Cleveland can fill most of their holes from inside. But the team needs to: (1) teach Branyon how to make contact more often; he's on his way to becoming another Richie Sexson, (2) figure out what to do with John Rockhead ... uh, Rocker, and (3) either keep Juan Gone or find a way to replace him without ripping up the team.

Can we fix it? Yes, we can!

(bonus points to anyone who knows where the bolded lines come from...)

"RE: Nice try Daisy"
Posted by PUCKGRL on 10-04-01 at 01:27 PM
Oh Michael, darling..a Sox fan?...I'm afraid to mention that
I'm a Cubs fan.....does this mean our wedding is off?

"KISSING?! There's no kissing in
hockey!"

"RE: I Hate Michael"
Posted by Circe on 10-04-01 at 09:51 PM
I think we can safely say that this post can be eliminated off this board. This has been beaten with a pogo stick way to many times.

~~Beware of Greeks bearing gifts~~