If I should ever become an internationally wanted criminal, I'm heading directly for the Golden Nugget. It's a foolproof plan. They'll identify me immediately and keep me under surveilance -- but they won't notify the authorities, toss me out, or make any kind of move against me at all until five minutes before the end of the episode. All I have to do is leave six minutes before and I'll be perfectly safe. (Card counters, high-end escort managers... 'When dubious characters need to stay in Las Vegas, they stay at the Golden Nugget!' Well, they did want old school.)