Welcome! Welcome to the most exciting, thrill-packed, non-stop action, finger-lickin', show on earth...It is Shakesvivor!

I dunno when Epsiode 1 will air, but I do know this: Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.....and I know this: voting is fun!

So here we go, for those of you in Dade County Florida, I will repost the rules of voting....Once and only once...

(ahem)
1. Put the name of the person you THINK will be booted in the subject header.

2. Reply to this post only!

3. Do not reply to another post, for this is NOT a discussion thread.

4. Keep off the Grass!

....and a new rule for Shakesvivor....

5. Contestants, the host, and the Executive producer may NOT vote!

Rules are fun! If you break them, please make sure you have a legal and binding will.

Note to contestants: I know you wanna vote, but it will violate your contract. After all, we all do have inside info. Check your e-mail from Shakes....

"Sniffing Glue Since 1974 and Still Going Strong"

• GT,Minstrel, 05:34 AM, 05-22-01
• GT,Lightmage81, 09:57 AM, 05-22-01
• skierdude10,SherpaDave, 11:25 AM, 05-22-01
  • Mon Cherie,Ronnet, 12:53 PM, 05-22-01
• Skierdude,volmel, 01:24 PM, 05-22-01
• The Tread-gnawer,PokeyOkie, 04:29 PM, 05-22-01
  • RE: The Tread-gnawer,George Tirebiter, 05:52 PM, 05-23-01
    • RE: The Tread-gnawer,PokeyOkie, 00:43 AM, 05-24-01
• my vow.....,shakes the clown, 05:06 PM, 05-22-01
  • RE: my vow.....,Outfrontgirl, 05:14 PM, 05-22-01
  • RE: my vow.....,HomeBrewer, 11:33 AM, 05-23-01
• Skierdude,Drive My Car, 08:12 PM, 05-22-01
• SurvivorChick,Kokoro, 10:25 PM, 05-22-01
  • RE: SurvivorChick,VampKira, 01:05 AM, 05-23-01
    • RE: SurvivorDawg,Dakota, 01:07 AM, 05-23-01
      • RE: SurvivorDawg,VampKira, 01:10 AM, 05-23-01
• skierdebb,dabo, 02:16 AM, 05-23-01
• RudyRules,HomeBrewer, 11:27 AM, 05-23-01
• desert_rhino,not shakes, 01:17 PM, 05-23-01
• desert_rhino,flying squirrel, 06:06 PM, 05-23-01
• RE: desert rhino,janisella, 08:51 AM, 05-24-01
  • RE: desert rhino,darbygrl, 09:40 AM, 05-24-01
• Desert Rhino,Kismet, 09:45 AM, 05-24-01
• RE: SnoopySucks,moonbaby, 09:51 AM, 05-24-01
• Desert Rhino,tonedef, 09:58 AM, 05-24-01
• SHAKES,Hatched, 10:04 AM, 05-24-01
• skierdude10,DivaByTheSea, 11:02 AM, 05-24-01
  • Desert Rhino,5Foot3, 10:19 PM, 05-25-01
• Final Tally,dabo, 01:41 PM, 05-29-01
  • Congratulations again,AyatollahKhomeini, 03:39 AM, 06-15-01

Something tells me?

Agreed.........

This is probably wrong, since Shakes will want someone around to really abuse, but... he's just so obviously a liability to his tribe when compared with the rest of the stellar cast.

Because I need her to come home so I can borrow her outfit for prom...

He's had too much face time. Shakes Burnett is giving us a clue. Plus, I hacked into the source code at the official web site and under skierdude's final words, if you look at it backwards, it says, "I buried skierdude".

GT will go this week, if not, next for sure. After all, she has to be back from LA in time to ensure that her hubby has as 'wunnerful' a Father's Day as possible...sorry GT.

Pokey

"You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't wipe your friends on the couch."

My fave for the finals: ItzLisa...because "ItzJustItz"

>After all, she has to be back from LA in time to ensure that her hubby has as 'wunnerful' a
>Father's Day as possible...
I have to laugh! After my Mother's Day, there will BE no Father's Day!!! It's gonna be ALL ABOUT ME from now on!

You really ought to read more carefully, pokey.

GT

<<You really ought to read more carefully, pokey.

LOL!! GT, Every time I drive by the local Chilis I think of you.

Pokey

"You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't wipe your friends on the couch."

I vow to NEVER open this thread until the summary in question is written, that way I won't run the risk of being influenced by the results in the thread.

LAST EDITED ON 05-22-01 AT 05:19 PM (EST)

Your vow's kind of in conflict with the fact that you already opened it, no? It's like Pandora's box, or losing your virginity; can't undo what's done. You're spoiled, boss.

I know you won't answer so it'll seem like you're keeping your vow, but you know that we know that you know.
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Edited for typo, because I have so many other things I should be doing.

Shakes,

This has always been Superman's thread. Let him know when each episode is complete. I assume you already had the first bootee picked a while ago, so would hope we have not muddled up your brain more than normal.

You had better be writing episode 5 by now. LC starts before the end of Shakesvivor at this rate. At any rate, I look forward to the works.

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” -Winston Churchill

He was irratating everyone in his tribe. To be so bossy right at the beginning, I think they have had enough of this little mouthy brat.
Besides I can't vote for one of my friends, and I don't know him.

EBug

Well, that's basically what the made-up interviews tell me....Plus, logically she's very new and there's just not that much that can be said for her. <no offense, SC>

Kimmi! Get back here!

**AHEM**
Not that I know anything or anything.. but.. Hmmmm. he looks like he wipes out a bit from this!!!*Vamps clutches her immunity necklace* LOL ;)

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

All that military training and he can't even build a fire!

>>All that military training and he can't even build a fire!<<

I CAN!!!
*wink*
(with help from Supe's X-ray vision!)

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

op, sorry, dude

"If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than monkeys." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")

As much as I think SkierDude has had his time in the spotlight, It is too early for him to leave. Personally I think Shakes is setting him up as the next Richard Hatch. Gotta go with soomeone and RR is my pick. I gotta leave town and cannot wait for the Not Shakes Spoiler. Besides, I always felt that waiting for the eliipsis announcement was less enjoyable. Vote early, but usually wrong, that's my motto.

ps. Sleeeeeeeve is taken out by Vamps at sometime.

-HB

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” -Winston Churchill

I know some of you think I'm lying, but I really do work for SBP and I really do have inside info!

This week, the Aussies win the IC in a nailbiting finish, and the Bores of Borneo get rid of the one guy in their tribe that actually has survival skills.....that should tell you how stupid they are.

You'll see after this episode that I DO know what I'm talking about and you will all feel like a bunch of jerks for ever doubting me.

SCREW SHAKES!

OK, all I know is that we have had two leaked pieces of data (first, the host and location; second, the tribe breakdown) and both have been right. I'll go with not shakes until he pulls an "UncleCamerman spolier" on us. Looks like d_r may be the Kel of Shakesvivor.

he gets kicked off for impaling the host.

Gets the boot for trying to score with the home-made shelter.
Referencing pic of rhino doing a safari car. EWWWW! But then again shakes may like that.

GO LISA!!!!!!

"ITZ JUST IZ" -- GOOOD ONE!

Too much effort has gone into the notshakes guy for him to be 'ousted' this early. He will get at least the first three right before he is discredited.

Kismet

Sorry, RR but I'm doing this for the puppy's personal well-being. If food gets scarce she's just not safe!

Anyone willing to fire half of his staff for a slight indiscretion would obviously be displeased with people not doing as he says. Can you say the BB of ShakeSurvivor?

Pendragon and I are smelling clown blood.

he'll either go quickly like debb
or piss us all off like jerri

LAST EDITED ON 05-25-01 AT 10:21 PM (EST)

I agree that this not shakes guy has to get a few right.

LAST EDITED ON 05-29-01 AT 02:59 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 05-29-01 AT 01:44 PM (EST)

DesertRhino 6
Skierdude 5
George Tirebiter 3
RudyRules 2 (this includes the snoopy vote)
SurvivorDawg 1
Survivorchick 1
Mon Cherie 1
and none for Sleeeve, Dalton, OutfrontGirl (how'd she slip under the radar), Survivorist, Dangerkitty, IceCat, Superman (timeslip strategy appears to be solid), ItzLisa, or Vampkira (how she's managing all that daylight is anyone's guess).

So, good call, tribe, kudos to flying squirrel, janisella, darbygirl, Kismet, tonedef, and 5foot3!

what will that evil clown do next!?

After just going through the S2 vote thread, I came back to this one. And guess what? With the help of a sympathetic leak (thanks, not shakes), we got this boot right too. We're two-for-two in the boot department so far ... and flying squirrel and darbygrl picked both boots correctly!

Of course, we picked the first two boots correctly in S2 as well; the trouble started in S3. Please vote in the S3 thread (started by dabo, not Superman) so that we can keep our streak alive.

P.S. I'm also locking this thread to prevent errant votes from ending up on it.