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"Wear Your Unitard, B---ch!"
Posted by bacon on 08-18-09 at 10:03 PM
Tell me I wasn't the only one that was bent over laughing after this line was uttered by Michelle. That's definitely in the running for the greatest line in the history of reality television.
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"It's close"
Posted by IceCat on 08-19-09 at 00:05 AM

... but nothing will ever beat "Swing you fat bastard, swing!"

But I'm a Festers Fan so YMMV.

"Things less sexually appealing than Lydia in the unitard."
Posted by Estee on 08-19-09 at 07:54 AM
Nothing.

"RE: Things less sexually appealing than Lydia in the unitard."
Posted by kingfish on 08-19-09 at 09:14 AM
If she would just shut up!

Visually she's kinda interesting, great facial expressions mixed with her eclectic makeup and accessories make her an interesting person to watch.

But her run-amok mouth just kills any sex appeal. Nat is less interesting to watch, but she has the same hag-mouth and s*** for brains problem.

"RE: Wear Your Unitard, B---ch!"
Posted by samboohoo on 08-19-09 at 10:07 AM
Yes, very funny. Although I LOL'd at Russell's resons to stealing the vacation as well.


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"RE: Wear Your Unitard, B---ch!"
Posted by newsomewayne on 08-19-09 at 02:21 PM
"I didn't do this for you. So keep crying."

I.was.rolling.


Fear the reaper.
"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." - Margaret Thatcher

"RE: Wear Your Unitard, B---ch!"
Posted by bacon on 08-19-09 at 07:35 PM
Also a good quote. It's amazing when you get not one, not two, but three great quotes in one episode. The third came when Lydia was whining about how she wanted to be voted out. Jeff then said something like "You're not going anywhere". Gold!
"RE: Wear Your Unitard, B---ch!"
Posted by samboohoo on 08-20-09 at 02:25 PM
oh yes. didn't he tell her to get comfortable?


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"RE: Wear Your Unitard, B---ch!"
Posted by kingfish on 08-19-09 at 10:20 AM
I can't believe that it was Lydia, Lydia, that was trying to calm Nat down and sensibly explain that Chima was responsible for her own actions.

I had the Jordan gape-mouth after witnessing that.

Then she has a few Mimosas and flips to her Crazy Lady persona.


"RE: Wear Your Unitard, B---ch!"
Posted by zazzy on 08-19-09 at 06:45 PM
Yes, who was that sane girl who was packing up Chima's things? Is she part of the show? ;)
"RE: Wear Your Unitard, B---ch!"
Posted by MissMyth on 08-19-09 at 12:07 PM
I'm a big fan of an earlier Michelleism at the veto ceremony.

"Ronnie, would you like to lie first?"

"RE: Wear Your Unitard, B---ch!"
Posted by Kyrie on 08-19-09 at 01:20 PM
Michelle is light years ahead of the whole house in intelligence. She may very well win this one on brains alone and her sense of humor is just now showing up.

Something must have prefaced her "Wear Your Unitard" comment, but I too laughed out loud on that one, after my mouth fell open. I hadn't heard her be so forward until then.

"RE: Wear Your Unitard, B---ch!"
Posted by zazzy on 08-19-09 at 02:11 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-19-09 AT 06:43 PM (EST)

Welcome to the boards, Kyrie!

ITA about Michelle = light years ahead. I wonder how she would fare with a group of her peers...a nerd battle of sorts.

"RE: Wear Your Unitard, B---ch!"
Posted by Kyrie on 08-19-09 at 06:01 PM
Thank you Zazzy!

Michelle does seem to be a nerd in some respects, but I've been amazed at how composed she's been in many respects.

When others talk to her, she just basically shakes her head up and down, commits nor agrees to anything, ever. Common sense is rolling around in that head of hers as well.