LOLJodi-DAW level: "Rodney Dangerfield Paternity Suit Plaintiff"
Lisa1-DAW level: "BabyGAP Spokesmodel"
Jill-DAW level: "Samsonite Luggage Demonstrator" or "Hostess Cupcakes Spokesperson (She speaks TO them, not about them)"
Christina-DAW level: "Jiffy Stripper Poles Endorser" or "Hooters Spokesmodel-We're Not Just About Boobs Anymore"
Lisa2-DAW level: "Tide Spokesperson ('It gets the worst swamp stains out of white pants.')"
Kim-DAW level: "Contestant on 'Wheel of Misfortune'"
Kelly-DAW level" "Star of the remake of 'Fatal Attraction' playing the Glenn Close role"