Tell it brother.
You go, Girl!
TEASING. Nothing wrong with retroality.
"Any government that would deny a gay man bridal registry is fascist." Margaret Cho
NB, are you sure you're not my BF pretending to live in Texas?geg6 *hearts* retrosexuals!!!!
Dood, if you don't cry at the end of Field of Dreams or Brian's Song, you're not human.
LAST EDITED ON 04-13-04 AT 03:22 PM (EST)I think those would fall under the "but not limited to" clause of that particular rule. But only the ORIGINAL Brian's Song.
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Of course. I'm pretending there never was a remake.
You know, every true story ends in death.
And that was a true story. Da Da Da Da DUH (the theme music alone makes me weepy)."Any government that would deny a gay man bridal registry is fascist." Margaret Cho
One of the all time great movie openings:"Ernest Hemingway once wrote that every true story ends in death. This is a true story."
Another good line:
"I think I owe you a beer."
"I think I owe you a lot more."
And the scene where Sayers tells the team about Piccolo? Cry like a baby...
You mean the speech scene?"So when you hit your knees tonight..."
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That's the one
Like a freakin' baby, dude.
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*sniff**sniff*
Billy Dee Williams turned 67 this week."Any government that would deny a gay man bridal registry is fascist." Margaret Cho
There, there.Did he celebrate with a Colt 45 Malt Liquor?
Dunno. He didn't invite me. I guess the love letter I wrote him in 1970 never arrived.
"Any government that would deny a gay man bridal registry is fascist." Margaret Cho
A Retrosexual wouldn't cry, but might weep silently, and would NEVER openly admit it!
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Do Retros use smileys in their posts ?
LAST EDITED ON 04-13-04 AT 03:27 PM (EST)Agreed.
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Yes. On a limited basis, and nothing fancy. With the exception of , they must include either a colon or parentheses.
yep
my husbands colon frequently brings me to tears, does that count?
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No, but I can sympathize. Been there.
Check.
They are sports-related, so they would probably be okay.
--is married to a retro.
Where did you find him?Or did you send him to a training course? My DH could use some training!
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"A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women. Some is inevitable, but major re-invention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a froo-froo little puss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it."
can you come sharpen my garden shears please?
LAST EDITED ON 04-13-04 AT 03:38 PM (EST)Would a Retro give up some manliness just to get la!d?
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Husband's colon? I'm trying to figure out if I "get it". Did I miss an inside joke?
Refer back to:"A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women. Some is inevitable, but major re-invention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a froo-froo little puss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it."
"Excessive" is the key word.
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That's the spirit!!
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*sways with hands raised*Preach it!
I don't want his nails to look better than mine.
Move along.If you paint your nails, do they still hold wood together as well?
Nothing to see here.
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Probably, but that falls under "feng shui" or somethin', and must not be done
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Does galvanized count as painted?
Nope. Down there.
Take out the word "together" and you've got yourself a true statement. Although I don't paint my nails, except my toenails, which are currently done in "Greece Just Blue Me Away".
Keep going.
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I *heart* Sami. Just sayin'.
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Is that an OPI color?
This is pretty much how I was raised Nailbone....I live it everyday...Movie you left out....Oulaw Josie Wales....He kills lots of bad folk in that one.
P.S. married to a woman who strongly prefers retrosexuals.
Now give me a gun and a cigar i'm heading to the nudie bar.
Tell it brutha!Just one thing... "Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods.)"
Retrosexual Men have no idea what an "endcap" is. They suspect it is something that Metrosexuals use during sex.
Leaving now to catch up with WCH at the nudie bar...
O.M.H.That describes my hubby to a tee. I just had to copy & paste that and send it to him. I could even guarantee that he doesn't even KNOW what Hot Topic is, much less wear something from there.
slice slice baby!I love my manly man.
My God, I'm a retrosexual.
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There are no freak treechipper "accidents".
Like we didn't know that already.
So...tell me about this wound.
*will go out and get one similar in her efforts to be Just.Like.TechNoir.*
*making a gang sign and waving it the air* Yeeeeah!!! yeeeeah!!yeeeah!!!<--- happily forever married to a retro-retrosexual...
Must forward to retrosexual hubby.
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Weren't you like over 50% female on the male/female quiz? *ducks and runs*
Yes, dammit. That's why I've decided to follow the Retrosexual Code.
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I'm with you nailbone - going Retrosexual all the way from now on! However:A Retrosexual wouldn't blindly follow some so-called "code" he finds on the internet. We will use it as a guideline and decide for ourselves what to follow!
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Oh I didn't just "find" it. It was sent to me by someone I trust implicitly.
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DEAL WITH IT!
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You know, all truly liberated women (myself included) prefer retrosexuals. That is because we are totally secure in our femininity and wouldn't want any men horning in on our territory. Just like we don't want to horn in on theirs (except perhaps football...real women llllvvvvooooeeee football).
(true dat.)
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Yup. Totally agree.
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Sing it sis-tah!
Lvoes me some manly mens.
Finally!!Something I can call myself and be proud of it!
Excuse me while I go kill something for supper!
I must say, NB, that I'm suddenly very attracted to you right now. *swoon*
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Two swoons in one day? Please don't tell Mr. Siren, my own retrosexual.
So Siren, how YOU doin'?
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*blushing*
I'm doing fine, cowboy.
*giggle*
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Is it hot in here or is it just all these retrosexual manly men?
That's the heat of some manly testosterone, baby!
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Have you given your TiVo a nice, firm handshake today?Maybe unnoticed by some, but this gets my "laughed out loud" award of the day! Very nice.
>Have you given your TiVo a
>nice, firm handshake today?
>
Thanks for noticing J I M B O! ::GRUNT::>
>
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If you're a retosexual, why are you reading this?I do hope you're kidding on some of those. Most are good, but was raised by a retrosexual here, including with the "Deal with it" stuff---that's why all of his kids (and not just the gay one) ended up in therapy.
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Well, it didn't say that retrosexuals would wind up needing therapy (or putting others into it)...
Sorry, but had to replace queer with beer...just for the sake of the thresd and all. Hope you understand.
Here's the quote: "You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention to you. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT."
In reality, Dad paid plenty of attention to me, it was my poor older brother (who died young due to a stress-related heart attack--he got into therapy too late) who got ignored. But....Anyway, I'm just sensitive about some of the issues cuz Oregon has been in a culture war for 16 years over the gay issue. Nearly every church I've visited recently has decided it's time to condemn those terrible queers. I'm just tired of the whole issue.
For the record, I'm far from being the stereotypical gay. But, it was the stereotypical gays that were on the front lines in the early days of the gay movement, not us ones who could "pass". Just sticking up for my comrades is all, and their right to act and behave how they want, and not to be called less of a man for it. They had more courage than most people I know.And maybe I'm making a bigger deal out of this than needs to be, but like I said, Oregon's been a combat zone over this issue for too long. We're all a little shell-shocked here.
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Well, there's certainly the stereotypical "shut in all emotions" kind of Deal With It among men, and then there's an emotionally abusive sort that is beyond being stereotyped in the humorous way this was intended. I grew up in the former, and it sounds like you may have seen the latter. I know you didn't mean to make this thresd about that, but still, I understand why it would hit a nerve. Sorry to hear what happened to your brother.
{{{hugs}}}*extends hand*
>Here's the quote: "You are NOT
>allowed to see a shrink
>because Daddy didn't pay you
>enough attention to you. Daddy
>was busy DEALING WITH IT."Dan, that's kind of the point. A RETRO doesn't let the lack of attention from Daddy define his worth! (sorry about your brother - hope you understand I mean no disrespect)
>Anyway, I'm just sensitive about some
>of the issues cuz Oregon
>has been in a culture
>war for 16 years over
>the gay issue. Nearly
>every church I've visited recently
>has decided it's time to
>condemn those terrible queers.
>I'm just tired of the
>whole issue.
>For the record, I'm far from
>being the stereotypical gay.
>But, it was the stereotypical
>gays that were on the
>front lines in the early
>days of the gay movement,
>not us ones who could
>"pass". Just sticking up
>for my comrades is all,
>and their right to act
>and behave how they want,
>and not to be called
>less of a man for
>it.Again, in my opinion, a Retro doesn't care whether you or your comrades (or anyone else for that matter) are gay or not. We don't care or want to know anything about what you do behind closed doors. We DO reserve the right to be sickened by the antics of "stereotypical gays", but in turn, respect their right to act as they want!
I interpret the "don't watch anything with Queer in the title" as a rebellion against the overt identification of sexuality and especially the promotion of stereotypical gay behaviour.
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I don't know which ones would be that offensive, but that certainly isn't my intent.And, *whispers* I have watched "Queer Eye" twice...
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Oh, please!
At least say you didn't watch it all the way thru...
Sadly, I did. But actually, the best part was the "tips" at the end.
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I would so be willing to be on While You Were Out if Leslie Segrete were one of the carpenters and Chayse Dacoda were the designer. Or Trading Spaces if Wynn and Genevieve were involved.
Eh. I still like my caring boyfriend who enjoys a good romantic comedy, takes exceptionally good care of his skin (this is waaaay pre-Queer Eye. He's just well-groomed), and takes longer than me to get ready in the morning.
I don't need the door held for me, I don't think it's fair or right to make the guy pay all the time, and I don't wanna date a guy who has a gun. period.
So does that make me a dirty feminist? probably. But I don't really care. Who assigns our gender roles anyway?
/end anthro major rant
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Don't label me anything, I'm just sexual, dammit!
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Kinky.........
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Me? Kinky? Where did you ever get an idea like that, Dan?*checks to see if her cuffs and floggers are in the appropriate harnesses. Damn, are my nipple rings with chains extending down to my 'other' rings showing again? I'll never get the hang of this, will I?*
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Not that anyone is complaining...
*snort* Especially Jimbo and Nailbone. As was said above, a couple nerves are raw, I reacted too soon, and well.....FTR, I also think Queer Eye reinforces stereotypes, but I watch it cuz I like to see what they do with the place (and then Sweetie and I shred the parts that are just wrong--we always shred the impossible hairstyles and ridiculous clothes). We don't get cable, so we watch it only when it's on NBC and there are no Judy Garland movies on (*snort*).
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Hey, what about me?
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I was saving something "special" for you. It's a new thing called a *smoodgie*, and it's something you're sure to enjoy.
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Thanks Dan!
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I will be a man and pretend it didn't hurt
LAST EDITED ON 04-13-04 AT 06:10 PM (EST)DUDE,
WELL SAID!
I *Heart* you, but in a Retrosexual kind of way, that's for sure!ETA: SWOOP!
Have a beer and let's do some huntin' (soon as we sober up)
I want to be a retrosexual. Oh wait, I am a retrosexual, trapped in a lesbian's body.
Now you want to talk about needing therapy, OY.
if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me.
My former boss always said he was a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Wait. Hasn't that been said here before?
You? a retrosexual? Don't tell me you've never seen Queer Eye. And you lipstick lesbians are just drag queens in disguise (you are a lipstick lesbian aren't you? Or can a lipstick lesbian love softball? I'm not sure of the rules anymore--they keep changing them. I'm still waiting for my toaster oven like the one Laura Dern gave Ellen.).
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I think the real question is, is she a 'crunchie' or a 'grouchy'? Me thinks she's a 'crunchie since she lives in SF. At least, that's what the handbook said!
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I am on the low end of the lesbo totem pole. I'm not a lipstick lesbian by any means, but I'm not a butch dyke either. I'm more of a Kristy Mcnichol tomboy. If I wear a dress I look like a really bad drag queen but I don't look like a dude either. I think Kristy is the best way to describe me. I have a toaster oven, but you are a guy so you don't get one. Only real lesbians get them.
if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me.
That's like giving RuPaul a chainsaw, isn't it? Or do lesbians know how to cook?
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Oh honey, we have wonderful pot lucks, didn't you read the handbook?
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Where do you get the food? When I first went my church, it was mostly lesbians. Our potlucks were KFC and store-bought potato salad.
It wasn't until we got a couple competitive queens that things got interesting. Then we had Presidential banquets: Beef Wellington, slow-roasted ham, potatoes done 20 different ways, massive shrimp Louis, and....oh, wait. Eventually a lesbian chef came along and joined the fray (she did the shrimp Louis). Then we also got banquet-sized desserts along with more meats. And, truthfully, this was for just one potluck!!!!
There's more, but I'm not sure if you're back on speaking terms with Vito "No Thumbs" Zamboni. *kissie kissie*
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We only buy our cole slaw at KFC. I love to cook, I made mac n cheese with Spam tonight.
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OMG! You're a gourmet!! Look out Queer Eye guys, BraveKnockerz is on the loose!
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And she's got Spam.
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Mmmm, spiced meat in the shape of a brick.....my fave! NOT!
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I tried the bar again, and either there's no one there or I'm doing something wrong.
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Have we pirated this thread, or what?
Yes, and I can honestly say I'm madly in lvoe with both of you.
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That was Asrai's plan all along.
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Yes, my plan worked! But, we are the lovable types, huh?! Besides, Boner has always loved little 'ol me ever since I blurted out, "Do me!" in a thread long ago!*tosses smoochies all around like a Diva*
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ahhh. I knew if I waited long enough it would finally happen. The answer is yes, Nailbone, yes yes yes and yes!!
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Knows the rules about bumping an old thread, but it's spring and I'm a young man in lvoe, so what is one to do?
*SMOOCHES*Bravie darlin', I.HEART.YOU.
Just sayin'!
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Thanks Asrai, you know I Heart You too. now didn't we have some kitty shopping to do? We will leave your husband at home to be a retrosexual.
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Oooo, shopping, kitty shopping! As a true retrosexual, my hubby would demand that he watch. Watch us shop, that is! What'd you think I meant?! *giggles*
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Of course I knew what you meant. If I weren't shopping with you I would want to watch us shop too. See, I am a retrosexual.
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Honey, you absolutely slay me!!
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Note to self,
this is a PG-13 board. Must remember. Be on best behaviour.
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Be on best behaviourAhh man, that's no fun! Psst? Whisper it in my PM box! It'll be our little secret! LOL!
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So was it good for you?
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You even have to ask? It's always good!
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I swear to God Asrai, I was thinking the same thing. I was going to post how ironic and funny it was that not only did we threadjack the thread, we did it by flirting with one another and falling into a retrosexual fantasy. LOL
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Yea, but some of us Retro guys are watching you two flirt, and frankly, getting a little excited
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"I think I'll go see what the wife's doing" - Can you name the movie from which this is quoted?
Oh good, our plan is working.
What do you do when you are a retrosexual lesbian watching two women flirt and you are one of the two women. LOL
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Well, I say, "stop watching, and get your focus back on me, dear!"
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I like the agressive type.
brazen is fully focused again.
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Well, I do have a softer side, as well. See, right here:*turns around and points to her backside*
This side, not so aggressive!!
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Looks around for MTW and winks in his direction!
Oh Asrai, I love your not so agressive side!
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I've been releasing pent-up energy
It's nice, huh? Wanna touch it? It's rather soft...feel it!
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Sometimes, I'm too easy for my own good!
Kitty shopping? Bwahahahahahahaha! ROFL! Never heard that one before. Bad lesbian! Bad lesbian!
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You don't need therapy; just DEAL WITH IT!
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*holds belly*
That was funny MTW, I enjoyed the laugh.
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My buddy that sent me this calls himself a retrosexual/lesbian.
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swoop?
Beautiful!!This, ladies and gentlemen, is how to swoop!!
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cute. quaint, even.