Let's see...dumb as hell, religious fanatic, actually believes that God is affecting her position in the house (though at least won't go so far as to claim He pre-determined the outcome,) dubious sexual history, perhaps addicted to something at some point...ladies and gentlemen, we have a sexed-up version of Amber.We should have known the minute she introduced herself to America that there was something off about her - her loves are "bikinis, coffee, and God." No part of any of those should go together no matter what your religious leaders tell you. What's next? "I love ice cream, mashed potatoes, and habanero salsa all mixed together"?
As Natalie might say if she were a LOLcat...