LAST EDITED ON 02-24-08 AT 02:46 PM (EST)

In this corner, the Academy Awards! Celebrities! Fashion! Endless speeches! Pointless musical numbers! A history of glamour that could only be matched by your average sewage processing plant! And millions upon millions of viewers around the world!

And in this corner -- Big Brother, taking it on head-to-head in the heavyweight ratings competition! Hamsters! A total lack of humanity! Absolutely no concern for normal morals! It's exactly like the Oscars, only no one cares who these people are!

Which one will win?

...yeah. Let us know how that works out.

• Some of First segment,Rebel Crown, 08:17 PM, 02-24-08
• RE: Big Brother #9 Episode #6 East Coast Spoiler Thread.,Snidget, 08:20 PM, 02-24-08
  • RE: Big Brother #9 Episode #6 East Coast Spoiler Thread.,owen275, 08:29 PM, 02-24-08
• Second segment,Rebel Crown, 08:27 PM, 02-24-08
• Food competition.,Rebel Crown, 08:41 PM, 02-24-08
• RE: Big Brother #9 Episode #6 East Coast Spoiler Thread.,Estee, 08:50 PM, 02-24-08
• Bueno,Rebel Crown, 08:50 PM, 02-24-08
• Chelsia not the greatest narrator,Rebel Crown, 09:00 PM, 02-24-08

LAST EDITED ON 02-24-08 AT 08:31 PM (EST)

This will be short and sweet. Well, maybe not so sweet. I'll take the hit and watch this show tonight.

James and chelsia say now that they are HOH, they ca do some evil.

Now drinking out of bowls. Like dogs, says Matt. He should know, I say.

Josh tells Sharon about "lesbian couple".

New HOH room. Pics of Chelsia's fat cat. Sheila cries.

Edited to add rest of segemnt:
Operation Condor-get rid of people on top of picture wall. Adam is all about the condor, dude. Does condor impression in DR.

Operation Condor.

Because deciding who goes based on arbitrary positions of pictures is so much more logical than any other reason to make a decision.

Shoot.Me.Now.

Where did all the drinking cups come from?

LAST EDITED ON 02-24-08 AT 08:33 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 02-24-08 AT 08:30 PM (EST)

Amanda and Josh talk. She forgives him. Then makes alliance with him. Hugs.

NAtalie is delusional about Matt. Takes bubble bath; wants soap. Matt doesn't want to get her the soap or have sex with her.

Alison finally realizes the "lesbian couple" lie was stupid, tells Sheila we should come clean. Sheila-"It was stupid?" (paraphrased, of course).

ETA: the cups were taken away because of a previous competition.

Missed team breakdown, but composed of similar to the most recent Survivor's challenge, and throwing fish in other teams' nets. Ryan out first. Then Amanda. Somehow, Amanda's team loses. She says "It just got alot worse" because of the slop she has to eat. Foreshadow much, BB?

LAST EDITED ON 02-24-08 AT 08:50 PM (EST)

Fish guts, fish guts, bloody bloody fish guts...

LAST EDITED ON 02-24-08 AT 08:53 PM (EST)

Amanda says "bueno". Matt is annoyed.

James likes Chelsia, in THAT way. Chelsia not so much. Well, now maybe...kissing ensues.

Alison and Sheila confess to new HOH Chelsia about lie. Now, onto telling JOsh. Excuse for lie was wanting to go out with a bang. Now Josh, Chelsia and James all mad at them.

James reassures Matt he's not going to get nominated.

LAST EDITED ON 02-24-08 AT 09:01 PM (EST)

She reads the Nomination script very stiffly. "One, of, our duties..."

Nominated are -
Alex and Amanda, talks behind peoples' backs
Matt and Natalie. strongest couple

Matt upset with James. Doesn't trust people with pink hair, anyway.

Now, can I watch the Oscars, please?