The Season is almost over, and this is the final chance to earn Blue Moon Points by guessing where ZIP (the Zombie Idol Poltergeist) hid the Louie (the Loser Lodge Hidden Idol). As we all know from the back story;
http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID102/1111.shtml#1
ZIP went all Zombie on us when he was hidden in Russell’s underwear for an extended period of time, then at the end of Samoa was discarded, tossed into the ocean, and washed up on an isolated beach of Loser Island. Insane flotsam. Instead of going postal (as I might have) he, along with his the other wooden Hidden Idol henchmen, devised a plan which involved hiding the Louie. Blah blah blah!
And we (you) all have a final shot at figuring out his lost and lonely hidey hole. There have been a few tree mail clues left around this season, a few were found and published, and a few more were lost by the drunken mailman (Neuman!!). It hasn’t been easy to find the Louie, but a few have succeeded. And hopefully, a few more will find him using the final Tree Mail clue of the season. The list of possible hiding places along with other useful information is at the link (up^ there).
Time to take a last shot at the glory points. You can also earn even more points by bribing me with humor or anything else (wink wink) you think will do the job.
Final tallies will be e-mailed to TribeSmeller at his Bungalow at the end of the Lollipop Road for his inclusion in the final awards ceremony, and, if all goes well your scores will be added to your accumulated total.
It’s all one big game, and it all comes out in one moment of glory at the Gala Award Ceremony (and I hear there’s to be chicken wings in a free buffet, all you can eat. That’s right, it's pitch till you win, stuff your gut at Tribe’s expense till you can’t stuff yourselves anymore, then start again).
This last clue is be easier since it's the last one, and I want all of you to do well. But those that guess it will receive 37 points instead of the 57 that those who already guessed it before now, when it was really hard to guess. That’s only fair.
Final Tree Mail Clues:
This is the end, there ain’t no more,
So let’s make it good, look in a drawer.
We’ve had fun, we had a run,
Zip it seems, is a humanatari-un.
Among the pages of little Louie’s bed,
Are the images Louie would gratefully wed.
Louie used to regret being wooden,
Now, in this lair, he’s…well, in this place being wood is all too common (no law says everything has to rhyme.)
Lets get the Louie. I Don't want to have to get Russell to come to loser island in order to find it.
Nepharious!
This is the end, there ain’t no more,
So let’s make it good, look in a drawer.We’ve had fun, we had a run,
Zip it seems, is a humanatari-un.
Among the pages of little Louie’s bed,
Are the images Louie would gratefully wed.
Louie used to regret being wooden,
Now, in this lair, he’s…well, in this place being wood is all too common (no law says everything has to rhyme.)
There's only one possible place Louie could be hiding. He is obviously In The Cougar Lair Whip Drawer, trying to blend in among the wooden whip handles. But since I already won the 57 points a couple months ago, now I'll just fake everybody out and join the bandwagon.
My final guess: Hiding out in AGman's porn.
Shape up, Losers!