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"And the Please Kill This Parent Oedipuss Wrecks Award Goes To..."

Posted by ginger on 10-12-05 at 11:34 AM
That walking Italian American stereotype, that WHINING KVETCHING PISSING MOANING BAG of 20 x 20 hindsight...
Matriarch Paolo.

Look, I'm a Jewish mom. I was raised by a Jewish mom. Some of my best friends, not to mention half my relatives, are Jewish moms. I know from guilt, I know from relentless verbal pessimism. This lady takes being a drag to a whole new level of dragocity, something like dragocity squared.

Normally pacifistic, I actually want the oldest son to lean over the back seat and hit her in the face with a sharp object. Every time she opens her mouth.




The father from Team Dad Sucks comes in a close 2nd, though...dood, you should have laid off the fried Twinkies and Bud after the clan auditioned for this gig!


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"I completely agree."
Posted by HistoryDetective on 10-12-05 at 11:57 AM
That is all.


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"RE: I completely agree."
Posted by Estee on 10-12-05 at 12:01 PM
Y'know what shocked me last night? Father Paolo can talk. I thought she would have beaten that out of him years ago.

"RE: I completely agree."
Posted by ginger on 10-12-05 at 12:01 PM
LAST EDITED ON 10-12-05 AT 12:01 PM (EST)

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"RE: I completely agree."
Posted by Estee on 10-12-05 at 12:24 PM
I just found this quote taken from the TAR website:

'Brian is painfully embarrassed by his family and is convinced he’s the only sane one in the bunch.'

Before the series started, I would have put that down to his being sixteen, which is the age when everyone's family is painfully embarrassing and you're the only sane one in the bunch. Now...


"RE: And the Please Kill This Parent Oedipuss Wrecks Award Goes To..."
Posted by Estee on 10-12-05 at 11:59 AM
But what if she was an Italian-American Jew? 'cause with her PhD in guilt infliction, she should get a honorary induction into the religion. Either that or we'll have to declare her Catholic. Or, even better yet, deceased.

I couldn't stand the first two episodes of the other groups calling the Paolos 'Team Jersey'. This is an insult to Jerseyans everywhere. If this was an NJ family, Trauma Paolo would have hit her in the face with a sharp object by now. Several times. And no one would have pressed charges, because all the potential arresting officers would be standing in line behind him and waiting their turn.

'Dragocity'. Why does that word make me picture some sort of fantasy computer game monster? 'It's my hoard! Do you know how much I had to sacrifice to get this hoard? All those centuries of giving everything I had for you, my health, my breath, my ability to know when to shut up...'


"Bet you can't wait for the..."
Posted by northernlights on 10-12-05 at 12:06 PM
...Throw Mamma From the Plane Roadblock, huh?

My Dad is 72 and he could run circles around Wally who is only 51, and still have enough energy to kick his butt carrying soldiers.


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"RE: Bet you can't wait for the..."
Posted by ginger on 10-12-05 at 12:15 PM
I was surprised that Wally whimpered during the flight simulation thingee. After all, he's used receiving about a million Gs of pressure on a constant basis. And at least it was quiet in there.


I still have a hard time imagining this family making the determination to do an Amazing Race.


"RE: Bet you can't wait for the..."
Posted by Max Headroom on 10-12-05 at 01:21 PM
Hey, wait a minute! There's too much of me to handle that many G's, I'd be spread everywhere at the end of the ride. That's why I sent Beth and Lindsay...


"RE: Bet you can't wait for the..."
Posted by ARnutz on 10-12-05 at 12:44 PM
*snort*

BWAAAHHH!!!

That is all!


"RE: And the Please Kill This Parent Oedipuss Wrecks Award Goes To..."
Posted by Snidget on 10-12-05 at 12:39 PM
Great, now I have this song stuck in my head

Oedipus Rex,

There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex,
You may have heard about his odd complex.
His name appears in Freud's index
'Cause he loved his mother.


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"RE: And the Please Kill This Parent Oedipuss Wrecks Award Goes To..."
Posted by nailbone on 10-12-05 at 12:41 PM
Wally's got severe confidence issues.


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"RE: And the Please Kill This Parent Oedipuss Wrecks Award Goes To..."
Posted by warp_core breach on 10-12-05 at 01:30 PM
LAST EDITED ON 10-12-05 AT 02:04 PM (EST)

Yo, Ginger! Don't diss my ma. The only disrespect comes from me and only me. You got that? Do you want me to make things anymore clear for you?

You don't want me to come over there...

All kidding aside, I agree with you. She's always the first to complain and when push comes to shove, she's dragging up the rear, complaining the whole time.

WCB