Please keep all discussion of tonight's episode and the resulting Nominations Of The Jensus on this thread until midnight EDT, by which time the West Coast will have witnessed the second-greatest pageant of human suffering and inhumane torture in species history. And that's just us watching the Jensus operate. Imagine what it's like to actually be trapped in the house with her. 'I'm going to base my nominations on the most important thing: appearance. None of you are as pretty as me, so you don't deserve to be here! That's it! I'm the last one! So where's my money?' In the same place as your sense of perspective, but don't worry: any time you want either one, feel free to crawl into the coffin after them.

(Please note that the Jensus has decreed that all who use sigpics shall be destroyed, for they are not as attractive as she perceives herself to be and thus cannot be allowed to exist. Act accordingly anyway.)

• RE: Big Brother #8 Episode #5 East Coast Spoiler Thread,volsfan, 07:52 PM, 07-15-07
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• America's Player,Char, 08:30 PM, 07-15-07
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• Nominees:,Estee, 08:39 PM, 07-15-07
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I will be watching...just on delay for a few minutes. I just about hurled my TV this morning watching some of the late night show. URGH!

Anything in particular, Doc?

The whole thing as mentioned below about Jen being upset over the pictures in her HOH room. *rolls eyes*

the show has been on less than 15 minutes and I'm close to hurling the tv out the window over jen's shallow personality and total cluelessness.

The last straw is that she takes down the only picture of her mother, because she herself isn't wearing enough makeup.

Please take me now, god.

Please take me now, god.

...Dick?

Amber feels God put her on the block to test her.

Therefore, Amber thinks Kali is God.

Geez. Maggie didn't even get that far.

Joe is tired of seeing stupidity rewarded -- Jen wasn't thinking about the teacup's hole and just threw a number out -- but he still wants to take advantage of it: nominate Dustin and Amber! Jen thinks Joe should watch out for himself. Dick thinks it's going to be him and Danielle, especially after he can't be bothered to see Jen's HoH room. Danielle also thinks she and her father are going up. And Jen's first reaction to seeing her HoH decorations is to start hating the pictures. Too old. Too little makeup. Not enough style. She starts taking them down, the one with her mother first.

Kali's relieved because she didn't engage in Jen-bashing. Like that'll matter.

And the Robinson Boys (plus Dustin) play a drinking game: every time Jen says 'I' or 'me', take a sip. They play it right in front of her. She never catches on. Not even after the first bladder explodes.

The drinking game thing was like Tuesday or Wednesday night...a little tape delay there, I think.

And now, for your viewing pleasure, Nick will work out. So will Mike. Or Zach. Whoever the other guy is.

Nick gives Danielle the key to his heart, which also happens to be the key to his suitcase. Danielle still thinks Jen will nominate her because she flirts more with Nick than Jen does. This can't be helping.

Kali speaks to Jensus in the HoH room. The Jensus is thinking about the possibilities of nominating Nick. (It's the Danielle thing, isn't it?) Kali immediately tries to move Jensus off this idea, protecting her own alliance. Jensus decides Kali has wisdom and to consider her words careful. She then becomes distracted by a stray speck of dust and spends twenty minutes swatting at it.

Remember Jeff's Smoothie Bar? Time for the BB ripoff version, Name That Pie. Each pie has two major filling ingredients (and all possible ones are listed on a board.) You bid bites until someone challenges you to ID the pie in that number. Do it and your team gets a point, don't and the other receives one. First team to seven wins. It's not as gross or disgusting as it could have been, but having Jen host makes up for a lot of it.

Highlight moment: Eric loses to Kali, then smashes the pie into his own face.

Blue team (all men minus Joe) wins the challenge, 7-5. Red team (all women, minus Jen, plus Joe) is on slop for the week. Some of them will be going into their second week on slop. Dick's worried about Danielle: she's among the fortnighters, and she also lost the decision pie.

Who's bed should Eric sleep walk into tonight?

Dustin. Definitely Dustin.

No, wait -- Jen. She'd try to hit him, and the instant she makes contact, she's out...

Jen: 'Obviously I'm good at figuring things out and I'm not, like, stupid.'

Uh-huh.

This comes out during a conversation with Nick, during which she basically says she's angry with him for noticing Danielle's existence. Whee...

More Fun With Jen: Eric discovers America wants him to try and get Jessica on the block, so goes to Jen with a story about how Jessica gives him 'I'm up to something' vibes despite not being in control of anything. Jen is actually willing to entertain this, partially because she's incredibly stupid and mostly because she doesn't want Jessica to be the pretty one.

Later on, Jen comes into the circle bed room while Dick is sleeping and decides to start talking. About her hair. In a towel. And the benefits of towels. Versus driers. Or, just for example, killing her. Dick walks out, announces to the house that he would rather put his genitals into a meat grinder than date Jen, then goes to her with the 'shut up and listen for once' speech. Things happen in the house that are not about Jen. Every conversation does not have to be about Jen. Jen does not understand this concept. Dick promises to wake her up every night and make her life miserable unless she learns, then leaves. Jen's response is to play with her hair, smile vacantly, and wave to the camera.

Any question about how the nominations are going to look?

Jen-ius.. she is not....

Amber looks like she's gonna cry during the nominations. I think the stress is too much for her.

Oooops so much for America's Player.. Jessica is safe

ED and Danielle are up on the block--
Reason - nominated cuz they give a negative atmosphere for everyone... and it would be a happier house without their negative vibes... OMG (rolls eyes)

She's not quite Jenuine, either.